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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #825 on: February 27, 2014, 03:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 27, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
The Cubs are Jason Parks' second-best farm system in the game.

1. Minnesota
2. Chicago Cubs

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Farm System Ranking in 2013: 12
2014 Top Ten Prospects: Link
State of the System: Thanks to a strong draft, clever trades, an aggressive acquisition plan in the international market, and developmental progress from some of the big names in the system, the Cubs became one of the strongest systems in the game.
Top Prospect: Javier Baez (4)
Breakout Candidates for 2014: Jeimer Candelario and Paul Blackburn
Prospects on the BP 101: 7
Must-See Affiliate: Double-A Tennessee
Prospects to See There: Kris Bryant, Albert Almora, Jorge Soler, CJ Edwards, Pierce Johnson, Dan Vogelbach
Farm System Trajectory for 2015: Up. While its likely that several of the Cubs' top prospects will get a taste of the majors in 2014, the majority of the talent will remain eligible for next season's list, and if you add to the mix a high draft pick this June and an extreme amount of young depth ready to make their stateside debuts, the system could take over the coveted rank of number one in baseball.

3. Pittsburgh
4. Boston
5. Houston
6. St. Louis
7. Kansas City
8. New York Mets
9. Texas
10. Colorado

16. Cincinnati

21. White Sox

29. Milwaukee

Milwaukee is absolutely fucked.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #826 on: February 27, 2014, 04:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 27, 2014, 03:22:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 27, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
The Cubs are Jason Parks' second-best farm system in the game.

1. Minnesota
2. Chicago Cubs

Quote
Farm System Ranking in 2013: 12
2014 Top Ten Prospects: Link
State of the System: Thanks to a strong draft, clever trades, an aggressive acquisition plan in the international market, and developmental progress from some of the big names in the system, the Cubs became one of the strongest systems in the game.
Top Prospect: Javier Baez (4)
Breakout Candidates for 2014: Jeimer Candelario and Paul Blackburn
Prospects on the BP 101: 7
Must-See Affiliate: Double-A Tennessee
Prospects to See There: Kris Bryant, Albert Almora, Jorge Soler, CJ Edwards, Pierce Johnson, Dan Vogelbach
Farm System Trajectory for 2015: Up. While its likely that several of the Cubs' top prospects will get a taste of the majors in 2014, the majority of the talent will remain eligible for next season's list, and if you add to the mix a high draft pick this June and an extreme amount of young depth ready to make their stateside debuts, the system could take over the coveted rank of number one in baseball.

3. Pittsburgh
4. Boston
5. Houston
6. St. Louis
7. Kansas City
8. New York Mets
9. Texas
10. Colorado

16. Cincinnati

21. White Sox

29. Milwaukee

Milwaukee is absolutely fucked.

I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #827 on: February 27, 2014, 04:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Fork on February 27, 2014, 03:08:44 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 27, 2014, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 27, 2014, 01:53:32 PM
I'm not buying Almora and Vogelbach both starting the year in AA.



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Note: Players mentioned in the "Prospects To See There" sections aren't necessarily starting the season at the "Must-See Affiliate." However, they may appear there at some point in 2014.

Thanks. Link was blocked.

I'm still hoping Rock Shoulders somehow rises up in the rankings, because Rock Shoulders.

I believe that is "Rock, scissors, paper"
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #828 on: February 28, 2014, 09:00:02 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 27, 2014, 04:07:09 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 27, 2014, 03:08:44 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 27, 2014, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 27, 2014, 01:53:32 PM
I'm not buying Almora and Vogelbach both starting the year in AA.



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Note: Players mentioned in the "Prospects To See There" sections aren't necessarily starting the season at the "Must-See Affiliate." However, they may appear there at some point in 2014.

Thanks. Link was blocked.

I'm still hoping Rock Shoulders somehow rises up in the rankings, because Rock Shoulders.

I believe that is "Rock, scissors, paper"

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #829 on: February 28, 2014, 11:39:08 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 27, 2014, 04:00:24 PM
Quote from: Tonker on February 27, 2014, 03:22:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 27, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
The Cubs are Jason Parks' second-best farm system in the game.

1. Minnesota
2. Chicago Cubs

Quote
Farm System Ranking in 2013: 12
2014 Top Ten Prospects: Link
State of the System: Thanks to a strong draft, clever trades, an aggressive acquisition plan in the international market, and developmental progress from some of the big names in the system, the Cubs became one of the strongest systems in the game.
Top Prospect: Javier Baez (4)
Breakout Candidates for 2014: Jeimer Candelario and Paul Blackburn
Prospects on the BP 101: 7
Must-See Affiliate: Double-A Tennessee
Prospects to See There: Kris Bryant, Albert Almora, Jorge Soler, CJ Edwards, Pierce Johnson, Dan Vogelbach
Farm System Trajectory for 2015: Up. While its likely that several of the Cubs' top prospects will get a taste of the majors in 2014, the majority of the talent will remain eligible for next season's list, and if you add to the mix a high draft pick this June and an extreme amount of young depth ready to make their stateside debuts, the system could take over the coveted rank of number one in baseball.

3. Pittsburgh
4. Boston
5. Houston
6. St. Louis
7. Kansas City
8. New York Mets
9. Texas
10. Colorado

16. Cincinnati

21. White Sox

29. Milwaukee

Milwaukee is absolutely fucked.



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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #830 on: February 28, 2014, 02:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 27, 2014, 03:22:30 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 27, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
The Cubs are Jason Parks' second-best farm system in the game.

1. Minnesota
2. Chicago Cubs

Quote
Farm System Ranking in 2013: 12
2014 Top Ten Prospects: Link
State of the System: Thanks to a strong draft, clever trades, an aggressive acquisition plan in the international market, and developmental progress from some of the big names in the system, the Cubs became one of the strongest systems in the game.
Top Prospect: Javier Baez (4)
Breakout Candidates for 2014: Jeimer Candelario and Paul Blackburn
Prospects on the BP 101: 7
Must-See Affiliate: Double-A Tennessee
Prospects to See There: Kris Bryant, Albert Almora, Jorge Soler, CJ Edwards, Pierce Johnson, Dan Vogelbach
Farm System Trajectory for 2015: Up. While its likely that several of the Cubs' top prospects will get a taste of the majors in 2014, the majority of the talent will remain eligible for next season's list, and if you add to the mix a high draft pick this June and an extreme amount of young depth ready to make their stateside debuts, the system could take over the coveted rank of number one in baseball.

3. Pittsburgh
4. Boston
5. Houston
6. St. Louis
7. Kansas City
8. New York Mets
9. Texas
10. Colorado

16. Cincinnati

21. White Sox

29. Milwaukee

Milwaukee is absolutely fucked.

Yeah, but the Cardinals keep stocking their pond, and they've managed to not have to bury any pitchers for a while.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #831 on: February 28, 2014, 05:35:06 PM »
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH.  And why Darwin Barney's HR is featured on the Cubs' home page and not this one is beyond me.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #832 on: March 01, 2014, 09:42:35 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 28, 2014, 05:35:06 PM
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH.  And why Darwin Barney's HR is featured on the Cubs' home page and not this one is beyond me.
Probably because the odds of Barney hitting a home run against a major league pitcher are so much lower.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #833 on: March 01, 2014, 11:47:38 AM »
Quote from: Bort on March 01, 2014, 09:42:35 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 28, 2014, 05:35:06 PM
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH.  And why Darwin Barney's HR is featured on the Cubs' home page and not this one is beyond me.
Probably because the odds of Barney hitting a home run against a "major" league pitcher are so much lower.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #834 on: March 01, 2014, 09:17:14 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 01, 2014, 11:47:38 AM
Quote from: Bort on March 01, 2014, 09:42:35 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on February 28, 2014, 05:35:06 PM
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH.  And why Darwin Barney's HR is featured on the Cubs' home page and not this one is beyond me.
Probably because the odds of Barney hitting a home run against a "major" league pitcher are so much lower.

Brett Moran and Jarrett Grube'd

Damn it, stop letting facts get in the way of my Barney hate.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #835 on: March 03, 2014, 01:40:26 PM »
Parks says stuff:

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Baez has the best bat speed I've seen since I started evaluating talent at the minor league level, and it might be some of the best bat speed I've seen period. It's violent—no doubt—and I'm not always sold that he can control the bat after he triggers. But when he unsheathes that weapon and it finds the ball, the cowhide screams in what I believe to both ecstasy and agony.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #836 on: March 03, 2014, 01:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2014, 01:40:26 PM
Parks says stuff:

Quote
Baez has the best bat speed I've seen since I started evaluating talent at the minor league level, and it might be some of the best bat speed I've seen period. It's violent—no doubt—and I'm not always sold that he can control the bat after he triggers. But when he unsheathes that weapon and it finds the ball, the cowhide screams in what I believe to both ecstasy and agony.

I think Parks knows his stuff pretty well, but I just can't handle him on Twitter with all of his weird hashtags and homoeroticism. Nice to see him here be a little more normal in this chat.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #837 on: March 03, 2014, 01:58:06 PM »
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2014, 01:50:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2014, 01:40:26 PM
Parks says stuff:

Quote
Baez has the best bat speed I've seen since I started evaluating talent at the minor league level, and it might be some of the best bat speed I've seen period. It's violent—no doubt—and I'm not always sold that he can control the bat after he triggers. But when he unsheathes that weapon and it finds the ball, the cowhide screams in what I believe to both ecstasy and agony.

I think Parks knows his stuff pretty well, but I just can't handle him on Twitter with all of his weird hashtags and homoeroticism. Nice to see him here be a little more normal in this chat.

And here I was about to comment on the suggestive nature of "unsheathes that weapon" and "screams in ... ecstasy and agony."

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #838 on: March 03, 2014, 02:32:06 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on March 03, 2014, 01:58:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2014, 01:50:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2014, 01:40:26 PM
Parks says stuff:

Quote
Baez has the best bat speed I've seen since I started evaluating talent at the minor league level, and it might be some of the best bat speed I've seen period. It's violent—no doubt—and I'm not always sold that he can control the bat after he triggers. But when he unsheathes that weapon and it finds the ball, the cowhide screams in what I believe to both ecstasy and agony.

I think Parks knows his stuff pretty well, but I just can't handle him on Twitter with all of his weird hashtags and homoeroticism. Nice to see him here be a little more normal in this chat.

And here I was about to comment on the suggestive nature of "unsheathes that weapon" and "screams in ... ecstasy and agony."

Exactly. It's all relative.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #839 on: March 03, 2014, 04:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2014, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 03, 2014, 01:58:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 03, 2014, 01:50:34 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2014, 01:40:26 PM
Parks says stuff:

Quote
Baez has the best bat speed I've seen since I started evaluating talent at the minor league level, and it might be some of the best bat speed I've seen period. It's violent—no doubt—and I'm not always sold that he can control the bat after he triggers. But when he unsheathes that weapon and it finds the ball, the cowhide screams in what I believe to both ecstasy and agony.

I think Parks knows his stuff pretty well, but I just can't handle him on Twitter with all of his weird hashtags and homoeroticism. Nice to see him here be a little more normal in this chat.

And here I was about to comment on the suggestive nature of "unsheathes that weapon" and "screams in ... ecstasy and agony."

Exactly. It's all relative.

Hard to be more into dicks than that