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Bort

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #180 on: October 31, 2011, 05:59:05 PM »
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #181 on: October 31, 2011, 06:53:37 PM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #182 on: October 31, 2011, 08:06:56 PM »

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #183 on: April 08, 2012, 04:00:53 PM »
Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #184 on: April 08, 2012, 04:14:11 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 08, 2012, 04:00:53 PM
Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #185 on: April 08, 2012, 07:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2012, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 08, 2012, 04:00:53 PM
Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Your hate is better than premium gasoline because this fucker threw a gem.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #186 on: April 08, 2012, 10:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2012, 07:26:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2012, 04:14:11 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 08, 2012, 04:00:53 PM
Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Your hate is better than premium gasoline because this fucker threw a gem.

It infuriates me to hear that. That bastard...
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #188 on: April 12, 2012, 07:29:56 PM »
Great, now i have to get a new barn.  This just isn't my year.

I look forward to the Eff-Why-Bee thread when his number is retired.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #189 on: April 12, 2012, 08:41:38 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #190 on: April 13, 2012, 05:24:13 PM »
INTENSE!!!

This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #191 on: April 19, 2012, 01:29:56 PM »
Bump.
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I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #193 on: April 19, 2012, 01:46:27 PM »
He's no Ryan Dempster. That's for sure.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #194 on: April 19, 2012, 02:57:36 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on April 19, 2012, 01:31:36 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 19, 2012, 01:29:56 PM
Bump.



This fills me with so much Of the emotion I assume is called joy.
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