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Saul Goodman

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #225 on: August 31, 2013, 12:56:47 AM »
Ahem.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #226 on: August 31, 2013, 07:55:12 AM »
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #227 on: September 04, 2013, 03:22:22 PM »
Son of a bitch.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #228 on: September 04, 2013, 03:25:05 PM »
Thank Mephisto he hasn't been re-signed yet.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #229 on: September 04, 2013, 08:25:43 PM »
FYRestoftheworld
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #230 on: September 04, 2013, 08:49:13 PM »


HDG.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #231 on: September 04, 2013, 09:53:06 PM »
Oh man.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #233 on: September 05, 2013, 12:15:14 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 04, 2013, 08:49:13 PM


HDG.

And it's still there! "Sterling likes this."
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #234 on: September 06, 2013, 11:47:11 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #235 on: September 07, 2013, 07:25:37 AM »
Guys, I know Christmas is a long way off, but if anyone wants to go ahead and order me a Hot Diarrhea Geyser shirsey...
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #236 on: September 07, 2013, 03:46:38 PM »
Quote from: Bort on September 07, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
Guys, I know Christmas is a long way off, but if anyone wants to go ahead and order me a Hot Diarrhea Geyser shirsey...

Doesn't quite fit under the character limit, but how about this instead?

You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #237 on: September 09, 2013, 08:59:58 AM »
Quote from: Bort on September 07, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
Guys, I know Christmas is a long way off, but if anyone wants to go ahead and order me a Hot Diarrhea Geyser shirsey...

Certainly one of you guys who are versed in the dark art of graphic design can whip something up.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #238 on: September 09, 2013, 10:26:56 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 09, 2013, 08:59:58 AM
Quote from: Bort on September 07, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
Guys, I know Christmas is a long way off, but if anyone wants to go ahead and order me a Hot Diarrhea Geyser shirsey...

Certainly one of you guys who are versed in the dark art of graphic design can whip something up.

What, you don't like my officially-licensed POO GEYSER shirsey?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #239 on: September 09, 2013, 10:42:21 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 09, 2013, 10:26:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 09, 2013, 08:59:58 AM
Quote from: Bort on September 07, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
Guys, I know Christmas is a long way off, but if anyone wants to go ahead and order me a Hot Diarrhea Geyser shirsey...

Certainly one of you guys who are versed in the dark art of graphic design can whip something up.

What, you don't like my officially-licensed POO GEYSER shirsey?

It's nice for causal wear, but what about for formal occasions?
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