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Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 21, 2012, 07:41:36 AM

Quote from: powen01 on May 20, 2012, 09:34:36 PM

Quote from: flannj on May 20, 2012, 12:11:13 PM

Quote from: Tonker on May 20, 2012, 12:01:51 PM
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, (supposed) Lockerbie bomber, finally - after promising for some time now to do so - gives up the ghost.

And that'll be points for Tonk, thank you very much.

Well deserved points.

Huzzah.  It only took a couple of refuelings, pissed off French people, a couple F-111's and deadly mutated cells to exact a cold dish of revenge. 

Mission accomplished.

The pissed off French people wasn't a cost.  It was a bonus.

Yes, but they increased the exportation of mimes to the US for a few months; tragedy ensued.

Quote from: flannj on May 20, 2012, 12:11:13 PM

Quote from: Tonker on May 20, 2012, 12:01:51 PM
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, (supposed) Lockerbie bomber, finally - after promising for some time now to do so - gives up the ghost.

And that'll be points for Tonk, thank you very much.

Well deserved points.

Huzzah.  It only took a couple of refuelings, pissed off French people, a couple F-111's and deadly mutated cells to exact a cold dish of revenge. 

Mission accomplished.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 09, 2012, 03:03:26 PM
Via Huey...

http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama/2012/05/09/obama-reverses-position-same-sex-marriage

I'm in.  Where do I sign up for the army to destroy marriage?

Vidal Sassoon circles the drain.

Are you actually sure this time?  Did you see the body?

Someone forgot to tell Barry to die...  Staying aaaaaaaaaaalive... For now.

Dicked Over.

Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2012, 11:04:45 AM

Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2012, 10:32:45 AM
... I almost never have any fucking idea whatsoever what Wheezer is talking about, and if I did, I'd worry about myself.

It freaks me out when I understand his posts.

I don't understand 90% of them, but I usually agree.  Especially with this one... I think.  I get all angry mob when it comes to terrorists in jungles and mountains.  I thought they were mostly gone, but whatever... 

So far I have COD:MW3 and Uncharted 3.  Planning on getting Fifa in the next month or so...  I'll try to check out The Show when I get a chance...

Just bought a PS3; yes, I'm behind the curve.  Gamertag: powen01

Add me, you fruitcakes.  I'll try not to shoot you in the back.

Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 01:19:41 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 06, 2012, 08:25:03 AM

Quote from: JD on January 06, 2012, 07:22:02 AM

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 05, 2012, 11:36:25 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 05, 2012, 10:35:23 AM

Quote from: Eli on January 04, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
This show is horrible. Horrible.

Honestly, it's still a lot better than I ever expected.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkf5SSdfQYA

Is he still in law enforcement?

Or dating high school girls?

Judging from the video, I don't think he's into girls of any age.   Anyone else getting a 'ghey' vibe from that video?  No?  Maybe he just runs like one of them gays, then.

Probably bangs dudes like the gays too.

Quote from: PANK! on January 04, 2012, 10:45:17 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 04, 2012, 10:20:17 AM

Quote from: PANK! on January 04, 2012, 09:02:59 AM
Nice work, Thrill.

I'm assuming there's something in the rules about affecting an outcome.  I believe if Wheezer's predicted demise were to happen deliberately of his own hand, that it would be totally unfair to award him the points.

You indeed get no points if you're found to be responsible for the death of a person on your list. We're rather strict on this rule.

But I think we've said in the past (powen and ChuckD both picked themselves in 2010) that we're willing to make an exception for people who've picked themselves.

Because, if you're really that committed to winning this thing, have at it. It'll make for a stunning obit.

The question then becomes: who wants it more? Powen and Wheezer... You're move.

With powen, I'm not thinking it'd be deliberate anyway, just...occupational hazard.  He knows the risks of rock climbing is all I'm sayin'.

Wait, what?!?  It's dangerous?!  I was thinking the auto-erotic self-asphyxiation would eventually get me killed, not the climbing!  Climbing is super safe, broseph!

Quote from: Slaky on January 04, 2012, 09:50:14 AM

Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2012, 06:24:47 AM
Also, I'm a little perturbed by Powen's picks.  He's clearly gone for an "Evil Scumbags" theme, having chosen the following:

Hosni Mubarak
Fidel Castro
Hugo Chavez
Adnan Gulshair el Shukrijumah
Timoleón Jiménez
Dane Cook
George Lucas
Powen01

Angelina Jolie's in there, too, which seems a little harsh but I'm not going to argue with it.  But then you have dear, sweet, loveable Zooey Deschanel, who to the best of my knowledge has never oppressed a people, kidnapped or terrorised innocent bystanders, manufactured narcotics, starred in "Employee of the Month", made any Star Wars prequels or stabbed anybody at all.

She is guilty of being gorgeous, but if that's an international felony then I should be on the list, too.  WTF, Powen?

If Powen is somehow right on Zooey Deschanel I will do cartwheels.

She is the fucking devil.

WTF?  She's like the fucking hipster queen... and her music kindof sucks.  Sure, she can sing the shit out of some oldies, but I really can't stand her original stuff.  It's a love/hate thing I have with her, and I usually settle on the hate side because that's just the kind of dude I am.

2012 is going to be a good year, and the more non-breathing, stiff and cold murderous scumbags that are strewn about the jungle/desert/Hollywood, the better my life will be. 

I live for this shit.

Submitted.  Let me know where to pick up the award for my win in 2012.

Everything is going according to pran for my deadpool.