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#32
Desipio Lounge / Re: We Got Him II: Electric Boogaloo
May 01, 2011, 11:48:58 PMQuote from: flannj on May 01, 2011, 11:41:10 PMQuote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2011, 11:39:49 PMQuote from: SKO on May 01, 2011, 11:35:37 PM
Again, if you are celebrating this, Gil Gunderson is calling you a jingoistic boob and looking down his enlightened nose at you.
Me, too.
Me three.
What if I'm just mostly celebrating my dead pool points? Have I mentioned I am tied for second place? Because I am.
#33
The Dead Pool / Re: FUCKING FINALLY
May 01, 2011, 11:01:13 PMQuote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 01, 2011, 10:58:53 PM
This counts as a death certificate.
#34
The Dead Pool / Re: FUCKING FINALLY
May 01, 2011, 10:47:46 PMQuote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 01, 2011, 10:42:57 PMQuote from: powen01 on May 01, 2011, 09:54:20 PMQuote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2011, 09:53:30 PMQuote from: powen01 on May 01, 2011, 09:51:49 PM
FUCK. YES.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Then can I have my dead pool points?
You can have them now.
TJ still owns the lead, though. I presume because he hates America or something.
I should get bonus points because my pick is BONERIFIC.
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
#35
The Dead Pool / Re: FUCKING FINALLY
May 01, 2011, 10:16:28 PMQuote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2011, 10:14:47 PMQuote from: powen01 on May 01, 2011, 09:54:20 PMQuote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2011, 09:53:30 PMQuote from: powen01 on May 01, 2011, 09:51:49 PM
FUCK. YES.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Then can I have my dead pool points?
As soon as you can produce the long-form death certificate.
Happy now?
#36
The Dead Pool / Re: FUCKING FINALLY
May 01, 2011, 09:54:20 PMQuote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2011, 09:53:30 PMQuote from: powen01 on May 01, 2011, 09:51:49 PM
FUCK. YES.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Then can I have my dead pool points?
#38
Desipio Lounge / Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
April 25, 2011, 12:02:51 PM
Has this been posted yet?
If so, I apologize. Either way, Mr. Chase makes some funnies at the end that I liked.
If so, I apologize. Either way, Mr. Chase makes some funnies at the end that I liked.
#39
Desipio Lounge / Re: Apple
March 27, 2011, 10:51:54 AMQuote from: CT III on March 25, 2011, 08:04:40 AMQuote from: Richard Chuggar on March 25, 2011, 07:26:49 AMQuote from: thehawk on March 25, 2011, 07:09:33 AMQuote from: BH on March 24, 2011, 03:06:53 PMQuote from: Yeti on March 24, 2011, 03:00:57 PMQuote from: BH on March 24, 2011, 02:54:03 PM
True story. Switched from iphone (2nd gen) on ATT in chicago (reception blew) to sprint. Decided to go cheap, with a blackberry.
Been about 5 months. Plan is nice and cheap. Canceling service, going back to iphones. Hate this f'ng device. It does nearly everything the iphone does, just with 1000x more frustration. Too bad I'm too late to buy Yeti's awesome phone.
Yea. It's already enroute to the Philippines. Sorry duder. Maybe next time. I'm sure I'll be replacing the thunderbolt in a few months
Hopefully the sync between the phone and your laptop exceeds your wildest expectations.
Hawk - let me know if you want dibs on my blackberry... might be time to upgrade your starTAC.
Both my WALKMAN and blueberry have been consigned to the dustbin of history (top desk drawer actually). My baseball will be broadcast through MLB'11 this year.
You'll be buying cheaper with the Ver/ATT subsidy anyway. General rumor is the next iPhone will have the same form, have a 4" screen, use the faster ipad 2 chip and be out in June/July if you care
That's all fine and dandy, but how much will Yeti have to pay to break one and then resell it to a minority after he tries to rip off his internet friends that know it's already broken?
I don't think Filipinos are considered a minority in the Philippines.
I think he really meant to type "minor".
#40
Desipio Lounge / Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
March 27, 2011, 10:48:53 AMQuote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 25, 2011, 03:37:33 PMQuote from: BH on March 25, 2011, 03:26:34 PMQuote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 25, 2011, 03:25:08 PMQuote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 25, 2011, 01:28:22 PM
Carlos Silva.
Quite premature. All this says is that Silva won't start and that the Cubs will eat dollars to get rid of him, not that they will eat all of them to cut him.
Weebs sources tell me he's in a hotel in baltimore, waiting on a trade for Brian Roberts + cash.
Al Yellon is still waiting to hear back from someone close to Jody Gerut.
Now, it is really official: Carlos Silva.
#41
You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Kiss Eight Bucks Goodbye / Re: The Oscars
February 27, 2011, 08:34:28 PMQuote from: Gilgamesh on February 27, 2011, 08:26:36 PMQuote from: Slaky on February 27, 2011, 07:45:15 PM
This shit is on my TV and so I'm streaming the Hawks game. I still have to hear this crap.
Everything about this crap is awful. The jokes making fun of them are awful. The people hosting are awful. The speeches are awful.
I suppose some of the movies aren't awful.
That said the people in them are awful.
It's almost enough to make me not watch movies anymore.
One big reacharound from one famous asshole to another.
There's Kirk Douglas' corpse.
Goddamn it.
I endorse this post.
This post deserves a nomination.
#42
Desipio Lounge / Re: "It's all done," the Chicago Cubs right-hander said. "I'm cured."
February 23, 2011, 09:03:22 PMQuote from: CBStew on February 23, 2011, 01:32:07 PM
"Dusty Baker claims someone always left a 'crap' in Cubs' dugout"
That wasn't a "crap" Dusty, it was one of your second basemen.
Goddamn, I love you, sir.
#43
On-Hoops.com / Re: The Official 72 Wins Ain't Gonna Hai in Miami 2010-2011 NBA Thread
February 05, 2011, 03:25:31 PMQuote from: Yeti on February 05, 2011, 02:42:13 PMQuote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:11 PMQuote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
1.5
This isn't the cock measurement thread.
ZING!
He think he tried to show me a cock pic last night. All of a sudden on the book of faces, I got a message from a certain Peck that said "WHAT'S UP BOI!!!!!" and before I had a chance to respond he was gone. So, in all fairness he was probably drunk and couldn't get it up.
I think I am going to start doing this to both of you now... Just because.
#44
Desipio Lounge / Re: 2010-11 Cubs Offseason: I, For One, Welcome Our New .196-Hitting Overlord
February 02, 2011, 01:56:45 PMQuote from: CBStew on February 02, 2011, 01:46:35 PMQuote from: Bort on February 02, 2011, 01:33:35 PMQuote from: CBStew on February 02, 2011, 01:14:31 PM
The more I think about it the more I think that "Darwin Barney" is a great name. I don't know that it is a great name for a baseball player, but it would easily fit into a Sherlock Holmes story. Not as a major villain, but maybe as the troubled client who comes to Holmes for help in finding his lost Dalmation, or maybe his daughter is eloping with a Middle Eastern potentate's son.
[applause]
Darwin Barney is a performer with a traveling circus. Not yet proficient as a juggler, he earns his keep by limping out of the crowd that is listening to the snake oil pitchman and suddenly regains the ability sing counter tenor in Italian.
Darwin Barney is the story of a boy and a dolphin who cast off together to save a town from a greedy and heartless oil magnate. Coming in the Summer of 2011. Rated G.
#45
Desipio Lounge / Re: Treat Rodgers Like He Treats Cancer Patients: NFC Championship Thread
January 27, 2011, 11:25:57 AMQuote from: Fork on January 27, 2011, 11:18:03 AMQuote from: Bort on January 27, 2011, 11:11:39 AMQuote from: Brownie on January 27, 2011, 11:10:09 AM
He should become a Vicodin addict and an alcoholic like Brett Favre.
You act like either of those is a bad thing.
I would give him Sarah Spain's phone number... then Cubbie Julie's. Doesn't Oleg have one of those?