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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #150 on: July 21, 2009, 12:39:38 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 21, 2009, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

He was?

Sure.  We got the lead singer from the Black Crowes for him.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #151 on: July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM »
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #152 on: July 21, 2009, 02:32:21 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 21, 2009, 12:31:40 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

He was?

Well, he was traded, does that count?
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #153 on: July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around.

You suck.
Hire Jim Essian!

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #154 on: July 21, 2009, 02:48:06 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around in October.

You suck.
What maters'd.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #155 on: July 21, 2009, 02:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around in October.

You suck.
What maters'd.

According to Wikipedia, these maters.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #156 on: July 21, 2009, 02:53:11 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around in October.

You suck.
What maters'd.

You're this Chucky, aren't you?

Quotechucky Says:

July 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Jesus fucking Christ!!!! Nice fucking catch Sorry-asshole!!! At least do SOMETHING to try and earn that goddamned $100 million+ contract you stupid retarded cocksucker!!!

And while I'm at it....FUCK YOU JIM FUCKING HENDRY!!!!!


also

Quotechucky Says:

July 21, 2009 at 9:44 am
erniesarmy Says:

July 20, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Chucky, or anybody –

Could you please explain to me why anybody in that clubhouse, or frontoffice, would want to keep that piece of crap on this team?

I can't Ernie. I have no explanation to give you. I went completely insane after he dropped that routine fly ball trying to hot dog it. The most pathetic part is that we're stuck with this shit-for-brains grinning idiot for about another 5 years. They won't just cut him, and team in their right mind will take him. Hendry has done an excellent job at completely fucking this team up. Fucking incompatant asshole GM.

And Yeti, by the way, the Cubs are DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMED!!!!!!
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #157 on: July 21, 2009, 02:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around in October.

You suck.
What maters'd.

RT @Kermit, B. You suck.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #158 on: July 21, 2009, 02:56:34 PM »
Goddammit, Chuck.
Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."  And, these are the priciples I carry with me in the workplace.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #159 on: July 21, 2009, 02:59:06 PM »

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #160 on: July 21, 2009, 03:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around in October.

You suck.
What maters'd.

244 games vs. 6 games.

I sure hope you're advocating that the Cubs cut Aramis, too, because he was atrocious in the 2007 and 2008 playoffs.

WHY AM I ARGUING THIS?
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #161 on: July 21, 2009, 03:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 03:24:51 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
Quote from: RV on July 21, 2009, 11:07:19 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 21, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: Tank on July 21, 2009, 10:54:58 AM
He must have lost focus for a moment because he was thinking about how long his contract is.

(I mean, that's your beef with Soriano, right? The contract?)
A long contract to a bad player.  Short contracts to bad players are manageable.  I mean, Neifi Perez was tradeable.  A Sor is not.

What reason will you have to follow the Cubs when Soriano and Hendry are gone?
Winning.

Yeah, they sure haven't been doing a lot of that with Soriano around in October.

You suck.
What maters'd.

244 games vs. 6 games.

I sure hope you're advocating that the Cubs cut Aramis, too, because he was atrocious in the 2007 and 2008 playoffs.

WHY AM I ARGUING THIS?

Andre Dawson's Cub career can be summed up in one word.

FAILURE.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #162 on: July 21, 2009, 04:31:30 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 21, 2009, 03:39:55 PM

Andre Dawson's Greg Maddux's Cub career can be summed up in one word.

FAILURE.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #163 on: July 21, 2009, 06:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 21, 2009, 03:24:51 PM
WHY AM I ARGUING THIS?

Because Chuck has been taking trolling lessons from Paul. He's getting pretty good.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #164 on: July 25, 2009, 01:46:05 PM »
FYC! 3-3!
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