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Saul Goodman

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #450 on: June 02, 2012, 11:31:19 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 02, 2012, 11:24:33 AM
If this thread is truly open, then this goes here.

Sveumstink on the Nightengale nonsense via PAUL SULLIVAN:

Quote"Some (trade speculation) might be warranted, some isn't even close to anything we're ever going to do in this organization," Sveum said. "You talk about ultimate skepticism, that's what (the story was). I don't look into that too far. I think Theo took care of that himself."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0602-cubs-giants-chicago--20120602,0,4693082.story

PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION

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You forgot Posey and whatever race Soto's ass (||) is.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #451 on: June 02, 2012, 12:30:15 PM »
The SF Chronicle predicts that because he showboated while rounding the bases in the ninth, Chuck's favorite player can expect to get plunked at some point during this series.  What I don't understand is why every NL pitcher who is not wearing orange doesn't plant a pitch in the ample gut of Pablo Sandoval at least once a game.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #452 on: June 02, 2012, 01:39:51 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 02, 2012, 12:30:15 PM
The SF Chronicle predicts that because he showboated while rounding the bases in the ninth, Chuck's favorite player can expect to get plunked at some point during this series.  What I don't understand is why every NL pitcher who is not wearing orange doesn't plant a pitch in the ample gut of Pablo Sandoval at least once a game.

They're afraid he'll eat them?
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #453 on: June 04, 2012, 10:01:46 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 02, 2012, 01:39:51 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 02, 2012, 12:30:15 PM
The SF Chronicle predicts that because he showboated while rounding the bases in the ninth, Chuck's favorite player can expect to get plunked at some point during this series.  What I don't understand is why every NL pitcher who is not wearing orange doesn't plant a pitch in the ample gut of Pablo Sandoval at least once a game.

They're afraid he'll eat them?

Or, worse.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #454 on: June 06, 2012, 04:44:08 AM »
A three-run dinger in a 10-0 win, and not a peep in this thread?  It seems like we're just not interested in fucking Chuck any more.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #455 on: June 06, 2012, 07:03:20 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 06, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
A three-run dinger in a 10-0 win, and not a peep in this thread?  It seems like we're just not interested in fucking Chuck any more.

Everyone is too busy creating the draft picks on MLB The Show and kicking the 2014 Cardinals' asses.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #456 on: June 06, 2012, 08:23:18 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 06, 2012, 07:03:20 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 06, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
A three-run dinger in a 10-0 win, and not a peep in this thread?  It seems like we're just not interested in fucking Chuck any more.

Everyone is too busy creating the draft picks on MLB The Show and kicking the 2014 Cardinals' asses.

Or too devastated about not being able to drop a string of epic FYHs.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #457 on: June 06, 2012, 09:25:49 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 06, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
A three-run dinger in a 10-0 win, and not a peep in this thread?  It seems like we're just not interested in fucking Chuck any more.

I can't say that it was ever high on my list of things to do.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #458 on: June 07, 2012, 03:44:03 PM »
FUCK YOU CHUCK
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #459 on: June 08, 2012, 08:25:08 PM »
FYC!
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #460 on: June 08, 2012, 08:26:39 PM »
Meta FYC?


Quote--LF Alfonso Soriano hit his ninth home run of the season, an opposite-field three-run shot to right field, in the first inning. It gave Soriano a homer in eight straight series. The Cubs hadn't had a player homer in eight straight series since Derrek Lee and Corey Patterson each did it in 2004

Also, he homered tonight.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #461 on: June 08, 2012, 09:44:08 PM »
FYC.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #462 on: June 08, 2012, 09:45:22 PM »

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #463 on: June 08, 2012, 10:08:30 PM »
Better late to an FYC than not saying FY to C.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #464 on: June 08, 2012, 10:43:17 PM »
Out for a fish fry dinner with Mrs. flannj at this local joint.



She knows all too well why I yelled FUCK YOU CHUCK in the middle of our meal.
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