I don't know if we have something like this, we probably should, if we already do I apologize.
But fuck this fucking guy: Billy Hamilton. Mother fucker has a career line of .241/.288/.331/.619 and hits .322/.381/.504/.885 against the Cubs, which is especially aggravating given his speed and the fact that the Cubs don't really control the running game for shit.
I mean, they still usually kick the shit out of the Reds, but fuck this fucking guy.
Give him a spot on the T79 Cub Killers of Kerm's time
Quote from: Yeti on April 14, 2016, 09:50:02 AM
Give him a spot on the T79 Cub Killers of Kerm's time
Who's "Kerm?"
I didn't know Jerome had a brother. Who is this dude?
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 15, 2016, 02:56:13 PM
I didn't know Jerome had a brother. Who is this dude?
Greg Maddux apparently.
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
The Brewers' outfielders. They're all a bunch of asscastles.
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada. That's two strikes.
Quote from: CBStew on May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada. That's two strikes.
California.
Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.
Quote from: Shooter on May 19, 2017, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada. That's two strikes.
California.
Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.
Let me introduce you to a fella named Corey Perry...
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 21, 2017, 07:40:09 AM
Quote from: Shooter on May 19, 2017, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 19, 2017, 05:15:05 PM
Quote from: Brownie on May 19, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2017, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 19, 2017, 03:53:04 AM
Zack Cosart and Joey Votto. (They don't save the Reds from getting their asses kicked but I still hate them.)
I don't mind Votto, guy's a superstar. Cozart is annoying though. Dude's OPS vs the Cubs is almost 60 points higher than his overall OPS for his career and he's hit 9 of 62 career homers against the Cubs. He and Hamilton can fuck off.
Votto is from Canada. Canada's quota of baseball players I do not wish to have die in a fire is two: Rich Harden and Ferguson Jenkins. And Harden only made the list because he had to put up with Ryan Dempster for a season and a half.
Ryan Braun was born in Canada. That's two strikes.
California.
Canada does not breed that level of douche. Ryan Dempster excepted.
Let me introduce you to a fella named Corey Perry...
Justin Bieber's on line 1.
Ruggiano's Revenge
Fuck John Lackey.
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Shit, if we had a thread for pound cake recipes, "Fuck John Lackey" would still be applicable there.
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Shit, if we had a thread for pound cake recipes, it would take three years and culminate with the invention of 'gingerbread barn brulee'. "Fuck John Lackey" would still be applicable there.
85 pages'd
I'd add this guy (http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?sid=milb&player_id=628297#/career/R/hitting/2017/ALL), if it weren't so fucking hilarious.
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 24, 2017, 01:30:51 PM
I'd add this guy (http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?sid=milb&player_id=628297#/career/R/hitting/2017/ALL), if it weren't so fucking hilarious.
You know that he deserves his very own thread.
Quote from: CBStew on May 24, 2017, 02:45:32 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 24, 2017, 01:30:51 PM
I'd add this guy (http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?sid=milb&player_id=628297#/career/R/hitting/2017/ALL), if it weren't so fucking hilarious.
You know that he deserves his very own thread.
Why? CT's already got a dream journal devoted to him.
Ty Wigginton?
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 24, 2017, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 24, 2017, 02:45:32 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 24, 2017, 01:30:51 PM
I'd add this guy (http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?sid=milb&player_id=628297#/career/R/hitting/2017/ALL), if it weren't so fucking hilarious.
You know that he deserves his very own thread.
Why? CT's already got a dream journal devoted to him.
If I click on that link and don't see Joe Kmak's smiling face you can fuck right off.
The corpse of Chase Utley. Nice going, Jake.
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
What if we hated him before he got here?
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Shit, if we had a thread for pound cake recipes, "Fuck John Lackey" would still be applicable there.
I still get complaints about a Bundt cake I made using about an eighth of a barrel of leaf from the closet farm way back when, by the way.
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2017, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Shit, if we had a thread for pound cake recipes, "Fuck John Lackey" would still be applicable there.
I still get complaints about a Bundt cake I made using about an eighth of a barrel of leaf from the closet farm way back when, by the way.
I specifically mentioned pound cake. Geez, Wheez.
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 29, 2017, 10:52:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2017, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Shit, if we had a thread for pound cake recipes, "Fuck John Lackey" would still be applicable there.
I still get complaints about a Bundt cake I made using about an eighth of a barrel of leaf from the closet farm way back when, by the way.
I specifically mentioned pound cake. Geez, Wheez.
Geez Wheez tastes good on a Ritz.
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 29, 2017, 10:52:14 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2017, 04:22:57 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 09:14:17 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 23, 2017, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 23, 2017, 08:33:59 AM
Fuck John Lackey.
This is the thread for annoying pissants from other teams we can't stand, you wanna hate properly on Lackey you dig in and set a barn on fire like a proper Desipiot.
Act like you've been here before, Fork. Damn.
Shit, if we had a thread for pound cake recipes, "Fuck John Lackey" would still be applicable there.
I still get complaints about a Bundt cake I made using about an eighth of a barrel of leaf from the closet farm way back when, by the way.
I specifically mentioned pound cake. Geez, Wheez.
Do you think the
shape of the pan is an automatic disqualification?
Jose Peraza, because why shouldn't the Reds have two .600 OPS speedy slap hitting pieces of shit that only the Cubs seem incapable of solving.