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General Category => Desipio Lounge => Topic started by: Richard Chuggar on April 26, 2011, 10:01:13 AM

Poll
Question: Is Kim Kardashian hot?
Option 1: Yes votes: 19
Option 2: Chuck is retarded votes: 6
Title: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 26, 2011, 10:01:13 AM
We all know she's annoying and provides nothing to society whatsoever and makes terrible life choices (no, we're not talking about Yetti), but that is not the issue here.  No matter how much you hate her, is Kim Kardashian hot?
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: BH on April 26, 2011, 10:13:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 26, 2011, 10:01:13 AM
We all know she's annoying and provides nothing to society whatsoever and makes terrible life choices (no, we're not talking about Yetti), but that is not the issue here.  No matter how much you hate her, is Kim Kardashian hot?

Wasn't it chuck who said the semi-attractive girl who fed you brownies at the Cubs outing years ago was hideous?
He clearly has very high standards.  And rightfully so.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Tony on April 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 10:19:27 AM
Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

She's so fat!
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 26, 2011, 10:20:44 AM
Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

That is indeed Chuckles the Hottie Hendricks Hater.

FACED by the arm-misser.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: flannj on April 26, 2011, 10:24:10 AM

Hmmm... trick question.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Tony on April 26, 2011, 10:30:48 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

Maybe he's secretly in love with Soriano and is trying to cover it up with all the complaining.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

It appears his knock against Kardashian is identical to his knock against Joanie:

QuoteNice rack. Fucken ugly face. Monster ass.

QuoteI don't think she's very pretty. I think she's fat and I think she has a weird face.

Quote[She] has amazing hogans but a jinourmous ass that detracts from her possible hotness... Look, just because her ass has enough mass to effect the tides, doesn't mean I can't admire her rack.

So... large breasts + pancake asses

Also: something about not looking ordinary with no makeup on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: BH on April 26, 2011, 11:29:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

It appears his knock against Kardashian is identical to his knock against Joanie:

QuoteNice rack. Fucken ugly face. Monster ass.

QuoteI don't think she's very pretty. I think she's fat and I think she has a weird face.

Quote[She] has amazing hogans but a jinourmous ass that detracts from her possible hotness... Look, just because her ass has enough mass to effect the tides, doesn't mean I can't admire her rack.

So... large breasts + pancake asses

Also: something about not looking ordinary with no makeup on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw

Kim K's face isn't ugly. She wears too much makeup. But she isn't ugly.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 26, 2011, 01:43:05 PM
All of the above.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 26, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

Not even if she asked me to stop.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Bort on April 26, 2011, 02:14:11 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

Not even Especially if she asked me to stop.

Let's be honest'd.
Title: Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 30, 2011, 12:34:10 PM
In my opinion, the Kim/Ray J video is required watching before forming an opinion on this.  If you watch that, and then continue to besmirch her or her significant talent...you should be forced to go on tour with Fork's people.