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Slaky311

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2006, 01:58:24 PM »
Quote from: TW on March 27, 2006, 01:55:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 12:51:07 PM
Yes, please refer to me as taint.  also, an aardsma can be hot or cold.  cold obviously would be the worse end of the two.

Which I think was his point....

We dont want any semi-comfortable Aardsmaing going on here. No sir. I think someone had the right idea when their father suggested using a rusty hacksaw to do the trimming. Thats like a super Aardsma.

dustystaint

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2006, 02:03:58 PM »
Quote from: Slaky311 on March 27, 2006, 01:58:24 PM
Quote from: TW on March 27, 2006, 01:55:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 12:51:07 PM
Yes, please refer to me as taint.  also, an aardsma can be hot or cold.  cold obviously would be the worse end of the two.

Which I think was his point....

We dont want any semi-comfortable Aardsmaing going on here. No sir. I think someone had the right idea when their father suggested using a rusty hacksaw to do the trimming. Thats like a super Aardsma.

Well if there was ever a need for a semi-comfortable aardsma, then a warm one would be the way to go.  But I digress.  The point here is that an aardsma is in no way comfortable and should be feared & respected as that. 

berserker

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2006, 02:28:07 PM »
Quote from: Slaky311 on March 27, 2006, 11:43:12 AM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 11:19:35 AM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 09:16:43 AM
Nothing quite like a fresh warm aardsma in the morning.  Really gets your day started right.

Dusty, I don't think you've been properly Aardsma'ed if the blade is warm.

I think he goes by Taint. Dusty is sooooo...I dont know...2003.



didn't Taint bitch for Boston?


Slaky311

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2006, 02:29:18 PM »
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 02:28:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on March 27, 2006, 11:43:12 AM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 11:19:35 AM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 09:16:43 AM
Nothing quite like a fresh warm aardsma in the morning.  Really gets your day started right.

Dusty, I don't think you've been properly Aardsma'ed if the blade is warm.

I think he goes by Taint. Dusty is sooooo...I dont know...2003.



didn't Taint bitch for Boston?



Dusty's brother Luis Taint, did indeed pitch for the BoSox. He was good too.

dustystaint

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM »
Quote from: Slaky311 on March 27, 2006, 02:29:18 PM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 02:28:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky311 on March 27, 2006, 11:43:12 AM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 11:19:35 AM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 09:16:43 AM
Nothing quite like a fresh warm aardsma in the morning.  Really gets your day started right.

Dusty, I don't think you've been properly Aardsma'ed if the blade is warm.

I think he goes by Taint. Dusty is sooooo...I dont know...2003.



didn't Taint bitch for Boston?



Dusty's brother Luis Taint, did indeed pitch for the BoSox. He was good too.

and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

Huey

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM »
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

dustystaint

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2006, 03:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Huey on March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

Yep its a heavy cross i bear.

berserker

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2006, 03:22:50 PM »
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: Huey on March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

Yep its a heavy cross i bear.

Your taint?

dustystaint

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2006, 03:41:51 PM »
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 03:22:50 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: Huey on March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

Yep its a heavy cross i bear.

Your taint?

Yes....My taint....thats clearly what i was talking about

berserker

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2006, 04:07:20 PM »
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 03:22:50 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: Huey on March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

Yep its a heavy cross i bear.

Your taint?

Yes....My taint....thats clearly what i was talking about

I just like typing "Taint"

dustystaint

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2006, 04:15:56 PM »
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 04:07:20 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 03:22:50 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: Huey on March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

Yep its a heavy cross i bear.

Your taint?

Yes....My taint....thats clearly what i was talking about

I just like typing "Taint"

Its one of the best words in the english language......and in any other language i bet.  Between taint & aardsma, we would dominate all other languages

berserker

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2006, 04:35:09 PM »
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 04:07:20 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:41:51 PM
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 03:22:50 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: Huey on March 27, 2006, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: dustystaint on March 27, 2006, 02:31:31 PM
and we haven't spoken in 20 yrs

You and Louie's taint?  That's too bad.

Yep its a heavy cross i bear.

Your taint?

Yes....My taint....thats clearly what i was talking about

I just like typing "Taint"

Its one of the best words in the english language......and in any other language i bet.  Between taint & aardsma, we would dominate all other languages

Hey,,,we fought the American Revolution so we could speak American instead of English. Well, that and English food (Sorry Tonker- if you like eels, that's cool I guess)

Tonker

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2006, 04:06:37 PM »
Quote from: berserker on March 27, 2006, 04:35:09 PM
Hey,,,we fought the American Revolution so we could speak American instead of English. Well, that and English food (Sorry Tonker- if you like eels, that's cool I guess)

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it, Fork.  There's nothing like a nice plate of jellied eels to go with your warm beer.  David Beckham gets them flown (or possibly, swum?) to him in Madrid, and a man of his obvious taste should know.

Besides, everybody knows that all Americans, deep down inside, would love to be British.  Come on, 'fess up - you know you love it.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2006, 04:09:23 PM »
Put another shrimp on the barbie is what I say
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

Tonker

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Re: Aardsma
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2006, 04:11:57 PM »
Quote from: JD on March 28, 2006, 04:09:23 PM
Put another shrimp on the barbie is what I say

Bonzer.
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