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Eli

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2010, 02:04:11 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 16, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
I'm trying to wrap my head around what a malnourished version of an already malnourished person would look like.  

They'd probably look malnourished.  Wrap your head around that.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2010, 02:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 01:55:44 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 16, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 16, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
Where the hell is Karry Ling?

Slak, where are you hiding this ZD doppelganger?

Please don't get any ideas. She's like what ZD would look like if she was malnourished and unwashed. Seriously, this person is the scum of the earth.

Pen already thinks Zooey is "scrawny" and has "saggy flapjacks."

Ok, but I'd be willing to bet she bathes.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #77 on: February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #80 on: February 16, 2010, 02:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

Are you implying TDubbs has ever been conscious?
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #81 on: February 16, 2010, 02:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Jon on February 16, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

Are you implying TDubbs has ever been conscious?

I think Wheezer was implying that.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2010, 03:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:57:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 16, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

Are you implying TDubbs has ever been conscious?

I think Wheezer was implying that.

Dubbs admits to frequent alcohol-induced blackouts so I say we stick with "unconscious".
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2010, 03:03:41 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 16, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 16, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 16, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
Where the hell is Karry Ling?

Slak, where are you hiding this ZD doppelganger?

Please don't get any ideas. She's like what ZD would look like if she was malnourished and unwashed. Seriously, this person is the scum of the earth.

I'm trying to wrap my head around what a malnourished version of an already malnourished person would look like.  


Via the intraweb, she's 5'6", weighs around 120. I think I've learned something new today.
Pen likes girls who are built like Yeti, who aren't malnourished.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2010, 03:17:32 PM »
Quote from: BH on February 16, 2010, 03:03:41 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 16, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 16, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 16, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
Where the hell is Karry Ling?

Slak, where are you hiding this ZD doppelganger?

Please don't get any ideas. She's like what ZD would look like if she was malnourished and unwashed. Seriously, this person is the scum of the earth.

I'm trying to wrap my head around what a malnourished version of an already malnourished person would look like.  


Via the intraweb, she's 5'6", weighs around 120. I think I've learned something new today.
Pen likes girls who are built like Yeti, who aren't malnourished.

He also dissed her as "weak."

Apparently this is Pen's ideal woman...

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2010, 03:20:22 PM »
By the way... PROTIP: Don't GIS "female weightlifter."

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2010, 03:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

What the fuck is "sunconscious?"
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2010, 03:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 16, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

What the fuck is "sunconscious?"

When you wake up on the surface of the sun.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2010, 03:31:37 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on February 16, 2010, 03:27:11 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on February 16, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

What the fuck is "sunconscious?"

When you wake up on the surface of the sun.

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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2010, 03:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 16, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 16, 2010, 01:19:48 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 16, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Actually, I have another tale of the liquid garbage can.  On Friday, my cohabitator called and asked me to pick up Drain-o when I came home.  I did so and when I got home, she dutifully took it and began using it on the shower, as her hair was the reason for its clog in the first place.  So, after about an hour, she goes back to the shower stall and lets hot water go down the drain.  Following this, she begins to remove, by hand and paper-clip, some of the clumps of hair and whatever that had accumulated in the drain.  Now, instead of taking those clumps and putting them in the garbarge can a mere three feet away, she takes them and puts them in the toilet, a mere TWO feet away.

Doesn't mechanical clearing of the drain usually precede the use of caustics?

Anyway, my last girlfriend had a good story about dining at her neighbors' house for the first time. When they were done eating, the kids were instructed to clear off their plates, and the resident children promptly marched into the bathroom, leaving their parents staring at her expectantly. I think it was spaghetti and meatballs.

I know you're real b/c I've met you, but you're a fucking liar.

You can repress it, but it's all a product of your unconscious mind.

So, here's something.  Do you mean "subconscious"?  I've heard others use "unconscious" in the same manner, and far be it for me to question anyone's word choice, but, the question stands.

Unconscious would mean knocked out or not conscious.
Sunconscious would mean thoughts or what-have-you beneath the conscious.

On the other hand, I suppose I see where unconscious would also fit, as in not in conscious thought.  In which case, what's the difference?

I meant "unconscious mind" in the "psychoanalytic" sense of the source of seemingly acausal events such as the plot twists of sleeping dreams.
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