News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu

Poll

Is Kim Kardashian hot?

Yes
Chuck is retarded

Author Topic: How Wrong Is Chuck?  ( 2,852 )

Richard Chuggar

  • TJG is back!
  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,493
How Wrong Is Chuck?
« on: April 26, 2011, 10:01:13 AM »
We all know she's annoying and provides nothing to society whatsoever and makes terrible life choices (no, we're not talking about Yetti), but that is not the issue here.  No matter how much you hate her, is Kim Kardashian hot?
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

BH

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,344
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2011, 10:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 26, 2011, 10:01:13 AM
We all know she's annoying and provides nothing to society whatsoever and makes terrible life choices (no, we're not talking about Yetti), but that is not the issue here.  No matter how much you hate her, is Kim Kardashian hot?

Wasn't it chuck who said the semi-attractive girl who fed you brownies at the Cubs outing years ago was hideous?
He clearly has very high standards.  And rightfully so.

Tony

  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,018
  • Location: Logan Square
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM »
Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

J. Walter Weatherman

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,485
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 10:19:27 AM »
Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

She's so fat!
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 10:20:44 AM »
Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 10:17:08 AM
Who is it that doesn't like Christina Hendricks? Is it Chuck?

That is indeed Chuckles the Hottie Hendricks Hater.

FACED by the arm-misser.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

flannj

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 2,369
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 10:24:10 AM »

Hmmm... trick question.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

Eli

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,048
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM »
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

Tony

  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,018
  • Location: Logan Square
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 10:30:48 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

Maybe he's secretly in love with Soriano and is trying to cover it up with all the complaining.

J. Walter Weatherman

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,485
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 11:13:55 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

It appears his knock against Kardashian is identical to his knock against Joanie:

QuoteNice rack. Fucken ugly face. Monster ass.

QuoteI don't think she's very pretty. I think she's fat and I think she has a weird face.

Quote[She] has amazing hogans but a jinourmous ass that detracts from her possible hotness... Look, just because her ass has enough mass to effect the tides, doesn't mean I can't admire her rack.

So... large breasts + pancake asses

Also: something about not looking ordinary with no makeup on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

BH

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,344
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 11:29:00 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2011, 10:29:21 AM
Between Chuck's hatred of Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, I thought maybe he just preferred skinny women. But now I seem to recall a since-Ratto'd post where he commented on a picture of Natalie Portman by expressing disdain and saying she needed to eat a sufganiyot (or something). So, maybe Chuck just doesn't like women?

It appears his knock against Kardashian is identical to his knock against Joanie:

QuoteNice rack. Fucken ugly face. Monster ass.

QuoteI don't think she's very pretty. I think she's fat and I think she has a weird face.

Quote[She] has amazing hogans but a jinourmous ass that detracts from her possible hotness... Look, just because her ass has enough mass to effect the tides, doesn't mean I can't admire her rack.

So... large breasts + pancake asses

Also: something about not looking ordinary with no makeup on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZD-qSJoLw

Kim K's face isn't ugly. She wears too much makeup. But she isn't ugly.

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM »
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

Tinker to Evers to Chance

  • F@#$in' New Guy
  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,569
  • Location: Albuquerque, NM
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 01:43:05 PM »
All of the above.
Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 02:03:06 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 02:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

Not even if she asked me to stop.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

Bort

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,605
Re: How Wrong Is Chuck?
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 02:14:11 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 26, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 11:36:12 AM
I find Kim Kardashian's eyes to be her most attractive feature. I will never stop masturbating to her. Never. 

Continuously?

Not even Especially if she asked me to stop.

Let's be honest'd.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck