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#166
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
October 23, 2008, 10:05:51 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 23, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
I'm probably otherwise unemployable

If this means more posts from Wheezer then bully for me!

Quote from: Wheezer on October 23, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
my luck seemed to take a dramatic turn for the better

If this means less posts from Wheezer then phooey on you!
#167
Welp the ol' health is taking another nose dive so I've been having a pal of mine update my teams over the last week and for the forseeable future.  I had a chance to check things today though and I see that my friend has been making comments on my team page, so I just want to throw out a disclaimer that if anyone is making rude comments under my name IT AIN'T ME.  This disclaimer has been brought to you by Square D, part of the power at Wrigley Field.

Sorry for the inconvienience, take care, and GO CUBS.
#168
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
April 06, 2008, 04:02:49 PM
Kosuke #1
#169
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Fukkake Bukkake thread
April 01, 2008, 02:44:51 PM
My favorite Cubs this year:

DLee
Carlos
Kosuke

Special Mention goes to a non-Game 1 Kerry Wood
#170
Desipio Lounge / Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
April 01, 2008, 02:43:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on April 01, 2008, 12:05:32 PM
After returning from spring break family vacation (fuck you very much American Airlines) me and Mrs. flannj were in attendance yesterday.
I currently have no voice left, a pretty fair hangover, some very drenched clothes, and a big positive for the rest of this season.

Sounds like a great time flannj, thanks for sharing your experience!

Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on April 01, 2008, 01:08:05 PM
I'm not looking for millions - just enough to cover my season tickets.  It's Fukudome and Jim Hendry approved!

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!
#171
Desipio Lounge / Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
April 01, 2008, 12:31:28 AM
These Anonymous Joe Generic GameCaster folks need to wake up and smell the coffee. 

I don't know why this is news to the rest of you'se, though.  I've been fighting the wirst-slitting window-jumping crowd here since 2004.  I got hollered at for speaking against such a practice, too!  Stay off them ledges, yo.  Live for a better tomorrow.

Re: Kosuke
HE RULES
 
Quote from: Taylor2 on March 31, 2008, 01:51:08 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 31, 2008, 01:07:12 PM
2008 Chicago Cubs 162-0 Or Bust

Depends on the bust



Thank you for that Taylor, a charming lady indeed!
#172
Desipio Lounge / Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
March 31, 2008, 01:07:12 PM
2008 Chicago Cubs 162-0 Or Bust
#173
I'm scared that they will ruin this movie.  To put this whole "skewing the original material" into perspective, look at The Transformers movie.  To me, it completely bastardized the story/plot/mythos, yet people still went to see it in droves, and most of the folks liked it.  I thought it was a piece of shit, but I was glad to see a new generation be exposed to a great continuity. 

If they disgruntle lil' ol' me over a remake of a cartoon for the sake of hooking a new generation of the young kiddies, I can live with that.  If they fuck up GI Joe, I'll be mighty pissed, but what is one to do? 

Just put Firefly and/or Beachhead in the fuckin' movie and BE DONE WITH IT!
#174
Pork Loin Jet Pack.

Dirty Liver Landmine.
#175
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
March 17, 2008, 01:05:51 AM
EG will drive up to Des Moines, I can drive to CR/IC/Dubuque for Dave B (I forget, CR or IC?)/Timmy B.  Whoever drives to Chicago from there is anybody's game.  What do you guys say?
#176
A few gems I snagged from the draft:



A perfect, fitting start to the Desipio Draft.



Kermit explaining his pick of Chris Young, the Padre.



I had to be self-serving for a moment, just because so many of my picks got sniped, and this is the one that I actually got to make.  I also have to note that I'm real surprised at how many Cubs I ended up with.



BC bringing "teh heat".  I don't recall seeing him swear like that before!



Thrillho's comment I thought was funny enough, but the accompany'ing shoe talk made it a keeper.
#177
Quote from: Simmer on March 16, 2008, 12:14:31 PM
Did we ever figure out who the following teams are?:

Bad Kermit's Team = Pre

Identified'd.
#178
Did we ever figure out who the following teams are?:

BB's Mustache Riders
Bad Kermit's Team
Dusty's Douchebags
#179
Less than 90 minutes till the draft, ogdenolis!

Quote from: EG on March 15, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: BC on March 15, 2008, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Three times a JD on March 15, 2008, 12:29:10 PM
Quote from: butthead on March 15, 2008, 11:26:42 AM
Quote from: PTanner on March 15, 2008, 07:26:41 AM
Quote from: butthead on March 14, 2008, 11:00:54 PM
As a casual observer to this league I am rooting for two outcomes. One, BC dominates. His attempts at trash talk should be very entertaining. Two, BC finishes in dead last, so the trash talk will be even more entertaining.

I have a feeling beating BC in anything is about as satisfying as beating Peter Dinklage in basketball.

True, but that doesn't mean he can't be reminded how easy it was to beat him. And there is a chance that BC pulls it out too. About the same chance that Peter Dinklage is the next Mugsy Bogues, but there is a chance.

I'm figurin' that BC's gonna put loads more time into this league than anyone else.  But will that help?  Probably.  He should be ashamed if he loses to me.  I don't really know too much about baseball.

I have a job now, so instead of 16 hours a day I'm only going to be able to put in maybe 10 minutes a day at this point.

You've been posting less, which is great, so ...

Actually, that's it.  You're posting less, and it's great.

IT IS NOT GREAT

We all sleep easier, knowing that there is a BC running around out there, maintaining the earthly balance of the cosmos.  We all sleep easier.
#180
Bacon steak sauce party if Marquis takes Dempster with him.