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QuoteBears President Ted Phillips has aligned the Bears with the Dallas Cowboys (and the already publicly owned Green Bay Packers, plus the Denver Broncos potentially) as teams open to the idea of open books, something demanded by the players' side as long as owners are asking for a $1 billion giveback to help teams with operating expenses.

"If the league feels to get a deal done, they need to release [financials], we're on board," Phillips told the Chicago Sun-Times. "I'm actually proud of how we operate our club. We think we do a good job, revenue-wise and expense-wise."

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 27, 2011, 02:43:23 PM
http://www.csnchicago.com/03/26/11/Bears-should-be-proud-of-their-books/landing_moon_v3.html?blockID=491256&feedID=626

QuoteBears President Ted Phillips has aligned the Bears with the Dallas Cowboys (and the already publicly owned Green Bay Packers, plus the Denver Broncos potentially) as teams open to the idea of open books, something demanded by the players' side as long as owners are asking for a $1 billion giveback to help teams with operating expenses.

"If the league feels to get a deal done, they need to release [financials], we're on board," Phillips told the Chicago Sun-Times. "I'm actually proud of how we operate our club. We think we do a good job, revenue-wise and expense-wise."

Open financial records? I think Chuck just creamed his Sunday slacks.

Quote from: Yeti on March 27, 2011, 05:36:57 PM
I see chuck and I share a similar fashion sense

Quote from: Yeti on March 27, 2011, 05:36:57 PM
I see chuck and I share a similar fashion sense

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Quote from: Yeti on March 27, 2011, 05:36:57 PM
I see chuck and I share a similar fashion sense

Argyle?

Quote from: BC on March 27, 2011, 07:45:59 PM
That's the thinnest I've ever looked. Thanks.

Quote from: Eli on March 27, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
Did BC just call Yeti fat?

Quote from: Fork on March 28, 2011, 08:51:02 AM

Quote from: Eli on March 27, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
Did BC just call Yeti fat?

I think he insulted him a little bit.

QuotePITTSBURGH -- Ben Roethlisberger will marry a 26-year-old physician's assistant whom he said he met during training camp in 2005 and has been friends with ever since, the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette for a story in Thursday's editions.

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Roethlisberger said he was surprised by how much media attention his engagement to Ashley Harlan received when news of it leaked out earlier this year to news media.

"I was surprised at how much media attention it was getting -- it's just an engagement," he told the newspaper. "I never expected it to be on the front pages of all the papers and websites. There was speculation what our invitations would look like and who is coming! It almost seemed surreal, it was like a movie or something, it was weird."

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He said he has received correspondence from fans telling him there was something different about him -- even before reports of his engagement became public.

He said they would write: " 'Ben, you look like something's different with you. You look like a happier person, you play happy, you smile more on the field.' Part of that is because I'm a happier person, I'm in a happy place, but a lot of that has to do with her, too," he told the newspaper.

QuoteHe said he tries to shield his fiance the best he can from fans and the media. He said some people have shown up at her parents' house and have done "some things."

Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 12:30:49 PM

They met while she was getting a DNA sample from him.

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Citing multiple sources, the National Football Post reports that Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett skipped his team visit with the Panthers earlier this month after "a late night on the town."
Mallett met Panthers officials on the evening of April 8, but reportedly canceled for April 9, when the bulk of his visit was supposed to occur. Mallett reportedly "called and said he was sick," after being spotted out late following dinner. The reporter here -- Brad Biggs, also of the Chicago Tribune -- is one of the best in the business, so we have a hard time believing it's "pre-draft misinformation." In fact, the Charlotte Observer's Joseph Person confirms the report. It will do nothing to dispel the notion that Mallett is a massive off-field character risk, possibly with consumption and addiction issues.

Quote from: PenPho on April 20, 2011, 12:12:31 PM
BHWorld reporting, pre-draft includes this awesome nugget.

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Citing multiple sources, the National Football Post reports that Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett skipped his team visit with the Panthers earlier this month after "a late night on the town."
Mallett met Panthers officials on the evening of April 8, but reportedly canceled for April 9, when the bulk of his visit was supposed to occur. Mallett reportedly "called and said he was sick," after being spotted out late following dinner. The reporter here -- Brad Biggs, also of the Chicago Tribune -- is one of the best in the business, so we have a hard time believing it's "pre-draft misinformation." In fact, the Charlotte Observer's Joseph Person confirms the report. It will do nothing to dispel the notion that Mallett is a massive off-field character risk, possibly with consumption and addiction issues.

Quote from: PenPho on April 20, 2011, 12:12:31 PM
BHWorld reporting, pre-draft includes this awesome nugget.

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Citing multiple sources, the National Football Post reports that Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett skipped his team visit with the Panthers earlier this month after "a late night on the town."
Mallett met Panthers officials on the evening of April 8, but reportedly canceled for April 9, when the bulk of his visit was supposed to occur. Mallett reportedly "called and said he was sick," after being spotted out late following dinner. The reporter here -- Brad Biggs, also of the Chicago Tribune -- is one of the best in the business, so we have a hard time believing it's "pre-draft misinformation." In fact, the Charlotte Observer's Joseph Person confirms the report. It will do nothing to dispel the notion that Mallett is a massive off-field character risk, possibly with consumption and addiction issues. , but shut the fuck up, faggot. He's got a fucking ARMCOCK.

Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2011, 05:29:51 PM
Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 25, 2011, 06:27:07 PM

Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2011, 05:29:51 PM
Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

Or possibly not.

We'll probably have to wait to see how it plays out.

Quote from: BH on April 26, 2011, 12:15:44 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 25, 2011, 06:27:07 PM

Quote from: SKO on April 25, 2011, 05:29:51 PM
Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

Or possibly not.

We'll probably have to wait to see how it plays out.

Bump. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Jay-Cutler-engaged-to-reality-TV-star-Kristin-Ca;_ylt=AuNJzEDtAIZbBUJqX92ldks5nYcB?urn=nfl-wp1250)

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 12:38:07 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 12:41:28 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 12:38:07 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?  (http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-04-07/sports/29412412_1_ben-roethlisberger-random-new-person-training-camp)

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 01:19:11 PM

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Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?  (http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-04-07/sports/29412412_1_ben-roethlisberger-random-new-person-training-camp)

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2011, 01:21:50 PM

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Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 12:41:28 PM

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Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?  (http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-04-07/sports/29412412_1_ben-roethlisberger-random-new-person-training-camp)

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

Farve and Sterger?

Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2011, 01:37:08 PM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2011, 01:21:50 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 01:19:11 PM

Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 12:41:28 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 26, 2011, 12:38:07 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 12:31:56 PM
And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?  (http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-04-07/sports/29412412_1_ben-roethlisberger-random-new-person-training-camp)

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

Farve and Sterger?

Mike Kafka?

Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2011, 02:08:11 PM
Tarvaris Jackson.

Quote from: morpheus on April 26, 2011, 02:28:59 PM

Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2011, 02:08:11 PM
Tarvaris Jackson.

Brad Johnson?

Quote from: morpheus on April 26, 2011, 02:39:54 PM
How about Brooks Bollinger?  Kelly Holcomb?

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 03:59:16 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Fine, it's Tommy Kramer's wedding, isn't it?

I didn't realize you were such a big baller

Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 03:59:16 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Fine, it's Tommy Kramer's wedding, isn't it?

I didn't realize you were such a big baller

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 04:19:34 PM

Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 03:59:16 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Fine, it's Tommy Kramer's wedding, isn't it?

I didn't realize you were such a big baller

I'm not, but the wedding planner we work with on the east coast is.

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 04:40:02 PM
Uh...I dunno.

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Quote from: CT III on April 26, 2011, 04:02:49 PM

Quote from: PenPho on April 26, 2011, 03:59:16 PM

Quote from: Tony on April 26, 2011, 03:55:51 PM
I don't think anyone you've mentioned is famous enough to need a confidentiality agreement.

Fine, it's Tommy Kramer's wedding, isn't it?

I didn't realize you were such a big baller

Tommy will be injured too drunk to continue halfway through the ceremony and Wade Wilson will finish up.

Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

Quote from: Tony on April 28, 2011, 09:24:41 PM
The commish just brought a shitload of troops out on stage at the draft, so if you side with the players you must be a terrorist.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

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Quote from: Tony on April 28, 2011, 11:03:36 PM

Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

The Royal "we?" The editorial?

Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 10:16:14 AM

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

I think the Ravens filed a grievance with the NFL, seeking the 4th round pick. We could still lose the pick, nice one Jerry.

The Royal "we?" The editorial?

By the way, looks like you FACED me in posting the RavenFail link before I did. I'll try not to get all Gilhurt about it.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? I NEEDED SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES FROM YOU ASSFUCK

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? I NEEDED SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES FROM YOU ASSFUCK

At the risk of giving it the full on- TDubbs, I was occupied with a living, breathing lady person. Sometimes I can prioritize. Sometimes.

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Quote from: Tony on April 28, 2011, 11:03:36 PM

Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

A damn fine pick? A damn shitty pick? The whole damn?

Great for the Bears that Carimi fell to 29, he's a roadgrader. The scouting reports I read through had concerns about his lateral quickness/foot speed and consequently his ability to play LT and block speed rushers. But at 29 you're not going to get a Joe Thomas or D'Brick, Carimi is about as good as it gets at that slot. Hopefully under Tice's tutelage he can improve that footwork.

As for the botched trade, read this and tell me the Bears don't look like idiots.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

Quote from: Ozzie Newsome"The deal was not consummated. A deal is not a deal until I talk to [league executive] Joel Bussert, and I never talked to Joel Bussert."

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU? I NEEDED SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATES FROM YOU ASSFUCK

At the risk of giving it the full on- TDubbs, I was occupied with a living, breathing lady person. Sometimes I can prioritize. Sometimes.

But it was apparently over by 11:30. You must close like Dave Smith.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

My guy??

And for those keeping score from the debate that occurred last fall, that's three rounds ahead of Sir Armcock.  The bad news, is that we won't see Mallett take meaningful snaps unless Ladywig gets hurt.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

Not benched, just constantly fucking injured. Oh and his arm strength is pretty meh. Not a bad triggerman for the west coast offense though.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

My guy??

And for those keeping score from the debate that occurred last fall, that's three rounds ahead of Sir Armcock.  The bad news, is that we won't see Mallett take meaningful snaps unless Ladywig gets hurt.

Yeah, Mallett's character concerns and lack of mobility dropped him big time. I don't believe the argument was ever about where each would get drafted. Just who would be better. I'd say Armcock going to the Pats guarantees him a successful career.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

My guy??

And for those keeping score from the debate that occurred last fall, that's three rounds ahead of Sir Armcock.  The bad news, is that we won't see Mallett take meaningful snaps unless Ladywig gets hurt.

Yeah, Mallett's character concerns and lack of mobility dropped him big time. I don't believe the argument was ever about where each would get drafted. Just who would be better. I'd say Armcock going to the Pats guarantees him a successful career.

Mallett's character concerns were overblown and had as much to do with him talking "wigger"-ish as the public intox and marijuana rumors.  I guarantee almost every white football player in Texarkana has a similar accent to Mallett.  Plus, some people in his family have some weird Cajun-ish accent thing going on.  Mallett was the leader on that Razorbacks team from the moment he joined the program.  He got in trouble once when he was at Arkansas.  Character concerns, my booty.  People didn't like how he talked.  That's where it all came from.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

My guy??

And for those keeping score from the debate that occurred last fall, that's three rounds ahead of Sir Armcock.  The bad news, is that we won't see Mallett take meaningful snaps unless Ladywig gets hurt.

Yeah, Mallett's character concerns and lack of mobility dropped him big time. I don't believe the argument was ever about where each would get drafted. Just who would be better. I'd say Armcock going to the Pats guarantees him a successful career.

Mallett's character concerns were overblown and had as much to do with him talking "wigger"-ish as the public intox and marijuana rumors.  I guarantee almost every white football player in Texarkana has a similar accent to Mallett.  Plus, some people in his family have some weird Cajun-ish accent thing going on.  Mallett was the leader on that Razorbacks team from the moment he joined the program.  He got in trouble once when he was at Arkansas.  Character concerns, my booty.  People didn't like how he talked.  That's where it all came from.

I can never tell when you're joking.  I hope this is one of those times.

He was a reputed pain in the ass at Michigan.  The guy has significant accuracy issues that seem to come in spurts, and often appeared at bad times in big games.  These teams also do personal interviews at the combine.  Neither you or I know what occurred there.

If you think that a "stupid sounding accent" really makes that much difference, then Peyton Manning would have been taken in the 6th round.   

Quote from: BC on April 30, 2011, 02:07:09 PM
After two good picks to start the 2011 Draft, the Bears have drafted a slow safety and a poor man's Cutler from Idaho. I just don't understand how Angelo can be so fucking horrible at drafts and yet keep his job.

Quote from: Tony on April 30, 2011, 02:18:58 PM

Quote from: BC on April 30, 2011, 02:07:09 PM
After two good picks to start the 2011 Draft, the Bears have drafted a slow safety and a poor man's Cutler from Idaho. I just don't understand how Angelo can be so fucking horrible at drafts and yet keep his job.

He's obviously preparing to replace Cutler because without an offensive line his career is not going to last long. What's he supposed to do, draft a guard or something?

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Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

My guy??

And for those keeping score from the debate that occurred last fall, that's three rounds ahead of Sir Armcock.  The bad news, is that we won't see Mallett take meaningful snaps unless Ladywig gets hurt.

Yeah, Mallett's character concerns and lack of mobility dropped him big time. I don't believe the argument was ever about where each would get drafted. Just who would be better. I'd say Armcock going to the Pats guarantees him a successful career.

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Quote from: SKO on April 28, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
Gabe Carimi was a damn pick at #29. I am not at all pleased that the Lions drafted Fairley. That interior D-Line is now ubermegafuckingterrifying. Jake Locker was the dumbest pick of the night. Followed closely by Newton.

What about Ponder?  Wasn't he benched by FSU at some point this year?

My guy??

And for those keeping score from the debate that occurred last fall, that's three rounds ahead of Sir Armcock.  The bad news, is that we won't see Mallett take meaningful snaps unless Ladywig gets hurt.

Yeah, Mallett's character concerns and lack of mobility dropped him big time. I don't believe the argument was ever about where each would get drafted. Just who would be better. I'd say Armcock going to the Pats guarantees him a successful career.

Mallett's character concerns were overblown and had as much to do with him talking "wigger"-ish as the public intox and marijuana rumors.  I guarantee almost every white football player in Texarkana has a similar accent to Mallett.  Plus, some people in his family have some weird Cajun-ish accent thing going on.  Mallett was the leader on that Razorbacks team from the moment he joined the program.  He got in trouble once when he was at Arkansas.  Character concerns, my booty.  People didn't like how he talked.  That's where it all came from.

I can never tell when you're joking.  I hope this is one of those times.

He was a reputed pain in the ass at Michigan.  The guy has significant accuracy issues that seem to come in spurts, and often appeared at bad times in big games.  These teams also do personal interviews at the combine.  Neither you or I know what occurred there.

If you think that a "stupid sounding accent" really makes that much difference, then Peyton Manning would have been taken in the 6th round.   

Quote from: BC on April 30, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
Are there any free agent linemen the Bears could go after once this lockout ends? I just don't understand how the O-Line could not be THE focus of this draft. Unless Carimi can block four guys at once, I just don't see how the O-Line is THAT much better next year.

Quote from: Tony on April 30, 2011, 02:18:58 PM

Quote from: BC on April 30, 2011, 02:07:09 PM
After two good picks to start the 2011 Draft, the Bears have drafted a slow safety and a poor man's Cutler from Idaho. I just don't understand how Angelo can be so fucking horrible at drafts and yet keep his job.

He's obviously preparing to replace Cutler because without an offensive line his career is not going to last long. What's he supposed to do, draft a guard or something? Cutler is a pussy.

Quote from: BC on April 30, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
Are there any free agent linemen the Bears could go after once this lockout ends? I just don't understand how the O-Line could not be THE focus of this draft. Unless Carimi can block four guys at once, I just don't see how the O-Line is THAT much better next year.

Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2011, 10:09:46 PM

Quote from: BC on April 30, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
Are there any free agent linemen the Bears could go after once this lockout ends? I just don't understand how the O-Line could not be THE focus of this draft. Unless Carimi can block four guys at once, I just don't see how the O-Line is THAT much better next year.

The fact of the matter is the Bears gave up half as many sacks in the second half as they did in the first for a number of reasons. One of those reasons is that, towards the end, Webb and Williams were playing passable football with upside at the RT and LG positions. If you move Webb over to the left and put Carimi at right then you've got three spots where I think you're actually going to be okay. The problem is the decline of Kreutz and Garza and frankly this was not a draft that was deep in those positions. Good draft for tackles, not for the interior. Hell, I think Pouncey is overrated and he was still the best there was. I'm interested in what free agent moves he'll make as well but as far as it needing to be "THE" focus of the draft, well, no. It needed to be "THE" focus of the first round and it was. Drafting Tommie's replacement was a huge fucking need as well (and it has been since 2008). And the Conte pick bugs me not because he's a bad pick but because Danieal Manning is apparently demanding more money than the Bears can pay him after he justified his 2nd round status in exactly 1 of his years as a Bear. This offseason's got a long way to go considering FA hasn't even started. Relax, chief. There was nobody they were going to pick in the late rounds that's going to be a drastic upgrade from what they've already got.

Quote from: JD on April 30, 2011, 04:00:22 PM

he was a pain in the ass as an 18 year old kid away from home for the first time.  There was no such reports of such behavior at Arkansas.  As far as accuracy disappearing in big time moments, give me some Christian Ponder big-time throws or big-time wins. 

There's a difference between a guy talking with a Southern accent and a guy that people say talks "black".

Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:57:45 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:57:45 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

Quote from: BH on May 12, 2011, 09:00:47 AM

Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:57:45 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 10:56:07 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:57:45 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

Quote from: BH on May 12, 2011, 11:11:49 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

Quote from: PenPho on May 12, 2011, 11:51:35 AM

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

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http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

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Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

I was thinking Lucky Charms, you Irish fuck.

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Quote from: Internet Apex on May 12, 2011, 08:55:32 AM

Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2011, 09:02:06 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

I was thinking Lucky Charms, you Irish fuck.

You're always thinking of Lucky Charms, aren't you?

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 15, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 15, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 15, 2011, 10:45:27 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 15, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

This is the least surprising something something. There's no way these people were going to risk losing revenue over this clusterfuck.

Quote from: SKO on June 15, 2011, 10:47:14 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 15, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Indeed. Things are looking most optimistic. Either way, the important thing is that the CFL preseason kicks off tonight as my personal friend  (http://twitter.com/#!/HenryBurris/status/80988976462299136) Smilin' Hank Burris leads his Calgary Stampeders into action against the Big Cheyenne Lions .

Quote from: CT III on June 15, 2011, 10:55:12 AM

Quote from: SKO on June 15, 2011, 10:47:14 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 15, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Indeed. Things are looking most optimistic. Either way, the important thing is that the CFL preseason kicks off tonight as my personal friend  (http://twitter.com/#!/HenryBurris/status/80988976462299136) Smilin' Hank Burris leads his Calgary Stampeders into action against the Big Cheyenne Lions .

The opening night of the CFL takes place the same night as Game 7 of a Stanley Cup Finals in which a Canadian team has the chance to win the Cup for the first time in almost 20 years?

Nice choice Jim.

Quote from: Brownie on June 15, 2011, 10:57:08 AM

Quote from: CT III on June 15, 2011, 10:55:12 AM

Quote from: SKO on June 15, 2011, 10:47:14 AM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 15, 2011, 10:38:55 AM
We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

QuoteOne source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Indeed. Things are looking most optimistic. Either way, the important thing is that the CFL preseason kicks off tonight as my personal friend  (http://twitter.com/#!/HenryBurris/status/80988976462299136) Smilin' Hank Burris leads his Calgary Stampeders into action against the Big Cheyenne Lions .

The opening night of the CFL takes place the same night as Game 7 of a Stanley Cup Finals in which a Canadian team has the chance to win the Cup for the first time in almost 20 years?

Nice choice Jim.

It's not like Gary Bettman was involved in this. Then you know there wouldn't be a conflict.

Quote from: Slaky on July 24, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Jay Cutler's knee is a pussy and now his marriage is canceled probably because he's afraid of playing on a busted knee and his now ex-fiancee finally figured out that he's a loser and a quitter and she didn't like that about him so she's probably in a parking lot burning a Cutler jersey because at least Steve Walsh cared and patted his teammates on the ass when they needed a good pick me up I bet he's still married. Go Bears.

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2011, 12:18:33 PM

Quote from: Slaky on July 24, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Jay Cutler's knee is a pussy and now his marriage is canceled probably because he's afraid of playing on a busted knee and his now ex-fiancee finally figured out that he's a loser and a quitter and she didn't like that about him so she's probably in a parking lot burning a Cutler jersey because at least Steve Walsh cared and patted his teammates on the ass when they needed a good pick me up I bet he's still married. Go Bears.

How many places did you post this exact same thing so I can read it a few more times?

Quote from: Slaky on July 24, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Jay Cutler's knee is a pussy and now his marriage is canceled probably because he's afraid of playing on a busted knee and his now ex-fiancee finally figured out that he's a loser and a quitter and she didn't like that about him so she's probably in a parking lot burning a Cutler jersey because at least Steve Walsh cared and patted his teammates on the ass when they needed a good pick me up I bet he's still married. Go Bears.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 24, 2011, 02:29:52 PM

Quote from: Slaky on July 24, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Jay Cutler's knee is a pussy and now his marriage is canceled probably because he's afraid of playing on a busted knee and his now ex-fiancee finally figured out that he's a loser and a quitter and she didn't like that about him so she's probably in a parking lot burning a Cutler jersey because at least Steve Walsh cared and patted his teammates on the ass when they needed a good pick me up I bet he's still married. Go Bears.

Yeti played football in high school, just like Jay Cutler did.

Quote from: Slaky on July 24, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Jay Cutler's knee is a pussy and now his marriage is canceled probably because he's afraid of playing on a busted knee and his now ex-fiancee finally figured out that he's a loser and a quitter and she didn't like that about him so she's probably in a parking lot burning a Cutler jersey because at least Steve Walsh cared and patted his teammates on the ass when they needed a good pick me up I bet he's still married. Go Bears.

Quote from: BBM on July 24, 2011, 03:17:46 PM

Quote from: Slaky on July 24, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Jay Cutler's knee is a pussy and now his marriage is canceled probably because he's afraid of playing on a busted knee and his now ex-fiancee finally figured out that he's a loser and a quitter and she didn't like that about him so she's probably in a parking lot burning a Cutler jersey because at least Steve Walsh cared and patted his teammates on the ass when they needed a good pick me up I bet he's still married. Go Bears.

DAT HANIE GUY WOULDDA WALKED DOWN DAT AISLE

Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2011, 07:35:43 AM
Supposedly Cutler dumped her because he couldn't deal (http://twitter.com/#!/skjensen/status/95447583706714112) with all of the "hoopla." Why's Jay so wary of media attention?

Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2011, 07:35:43 AMSupposedly Cutler dumped her because he couldn't deal (http://twitter.com/#!/skjensen/status/95447583706714112) with all of the "hoopla." Why's Jay so wary of media attention?

Quote from: Slaky on July 25, 2011, 08:48:24 AM

Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2011, 07:35:43 AM
Supposedly Cutler dumped her because he couldn't deal (http://twitter.com/#!/skjensen/status/95447583706714112) with all of the "hoopla." Why's Jay so wary of media attention?

What else did Godboy have to say about it?

Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 25, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Time to start making money again!

SKO, if you were Jerry Angelo (shudder), what would be your first five moves?  Don't say suicide.

Quote from: PenPho on July 25, 2011, 02:54:43 PM

Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 25, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Time to start making money again!

SKO, if you were Jerry Angelo (shudder), what would be your first five moves?  Don't say suicide.

1. Give Cutler a lifetime contract, inclusive with sideline blowjobs from his favorite Iowan.
2-5. Spend all additional money on offensive lineman and wide receivers.

Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2011, 03:47:27 PM

Quote from: PenPho on July 25, 2011, 02:54:43 PM

Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 25, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Time to start making money again!

SKO, if you were Jerry Angelo (shudder), what would be your first five moves?  Don't say suicide.

1. Give Cutler a lifetime contract, inclusive with sideline blowjobs from his favorite Iowan.
2-5. Spend all additional money on offensive lineman and wide receivers.

I'm not necessarily against Pen's plan. But my five moves:

1. They only need to re-sign three of their own guys: Kreutz, Pisa, and Anthony Adams. We just had this talk in the sbox, but I'm not in favor of them overpaying for Kreutz. If he demands too much, gamble on a cheaper stopgap for a year, since there are very few centers worth elite money and Kreutz ain't one of them. I'd take Pisa over Roach because Roach is young and probably wants a multi-year deal but he's worth committing to as a starter and Pisa plays well when he's healthy and you can just get him a one year deal for the third year in a row. Anthony Adams is a good nose guard and a veteran to pair with the youth they have at the 3-technique in Paea, Melton, and Toeiana.

If they get those three guys and don't have to find their replacements in free agency, these would be ideal:

2. Starting guard over everything else. Plenty of under-30 guys with lots of starting experience. Some meatheads want them to pay Mankins if the Patriots take the tag off, but I'd be more in favor of a younger guy they can get for multiple years. Harvey Dahl or Justin Blalock of Atlanta would be my top two since I don't think Tampa will let Davin Joseph sneak away.

3. Sign at least one wide receiver, obviously. The talk about getting a big 6'4'' guy isn't likely to pan out since the only one who might fit into Martz's offense is Rice and they won't have a bidding war for a guy with his injury history. I've made my hopes for Braylon Edwards known, but if they're just going to stick with guys who are fits for the offense, at least get a better short guy, so probably Santana Moss or dealing a low round pick for Steve Smith. I'd also be okay with taking a chance on Ochocinco if Cincinnati releases him. Given the choice of those three guys I'd probably gamble the most on Steve Smith.

4. Even if they bring back Anthony Adams, I'd probably look at one more defensive tackle since Lovie can never have enough depth there (I'd be willing to bet that the Bears will only keep two QBs active on gameday since the new rules did away with the emergency QB roster slot and allow teams 46 players on the active roster and that Lovie will use that extra roster spot for a DT). Brandon Mebane of the Seahawks is one name I've heard that would be a nice, affordable run-stuffer.

5. Find a reasonably priced cornerback that they can throw into the competition with Tim Jennings and Zack Bowman. DJ Moore is locked in at Nickel so he's not going to compete, but I don't trust either of those two very much and P'Nut's injury history is a concern.

QuoteThe Chicago Bears have informed veteran punter Brad Maynard that they intend to move on without him rather than signing the free agent to a new deal, according to a source close to the player.

Maynard, 37, spent 10 seasons with the Bears after starting his career with the New York Giants. He received the call from the team late Monday afternoon.

Apparently, the Bears are prepared for a youth movement at the position after signing 28-year-old Richmond McGee to a two-year contract this offseason. The Bears apparently are also eyeing veteran Steve Weatherford, 28, as Maynard's replacement.

Maynard wasn't satisfied with his performance last season — his 10th with the Bears — as he finished 32nd in the league in punt average (40.1 yards) and 29th in net average (35.2). His recovery from right hip surgery affected his punting, and weather and field conditions late in the season, along with some pooch punts at the start, didn't help his statistics.

But Maynard still is regarded as one of the finest directional punters around, and he stands second-best all time with 407 punts inside the 20 in 14 seasons, behind the retired Jeff Feagles (554).

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 25, 2011, 08:43:08 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-bears-parting-ways-with-punter-maynard-20110725,0,4590542.story

QuoteThe Chicago Bears have informed veteran punter Brad Maynard that they intend to move on without him rather than signing the free agent to a new deal, according to a source close to the player.

Maynard, 37, spent 10 seasons with the Bears after starting his career with the New York Giants. He received the call from the team late Monday afternoon.

Apparently, the Bears are prepared for a youth movement at the position after signing 28-year-old Richmond McGee to a two-year contract this offseason. The Bears apparently are also eyeing veteran Steve Weatherford, 28, as Maynard's replacement.

Maynard wasn't satisfied with his performance last season — his 10th with the Bears — as he finished 32nd in the league in punt average (40.1 yards) and 29th in net average (35.2). His recovery from right hip surgery affected his punting, and weather and field conditions late in the season, along with some pooch punts at the start, didn't help his statistics.

But Maynard still is regarded as one of the finest directional punters around, and he stands second-best all time with 407 punts inside the 20 in 14 seasons, behind the retired Jeff Feagles (554).

Quote from: Slaky on July 25, 2011, 10:25:34 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 25, 2011, 08:43:08 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-bears-parting-ways-with-punter-maynard-20110725,0,4590542.story

QuoteThe Chicago Bears have informed veteran punter Brad Maynard that they intend to move on without him rather than signing the free agent to a new deal, according to a source close to the player.

Maynard, 37, spent 10 seasons with the Bears after starting his career with the New York Giants. He received the call from the team late Monday afternoon.

Apparently, the Bears are prepared for a youth movement at the position after signing 28-year-old Richmond McGee to a two-year contract this offseason. The Bears apparently are also eyeing veteran Steve Weatherford, 28, as Maynard's replacement.

Maynard wasn't satisfied with his performance last season — his 10th with the Bears — as he finished 32nd in the league in punt average (40.1 yards) and 29th in net average (35.2). His recovery from right hip surgery affected his punting, and weather and field conditions late in the season, along with some pooch punts at the start, didn't help his statistics.

But Maynard still is regarded as one of the finest directional punters around, and he stands second-best all time with 407 punts inside the 20 in 14 seasons, behind the retired Jeff Feagles (554).

I-L-L!

Quote from: PenPho on July 25, 2011, 05:38:45 PM

Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2011, 03:47:27 PM

Quote from: PenPho on July 25, 2011, 02:54:43 PM

Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 25, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Time to start making money again!

SKO, if you were Jerry Angelo (shudder), what would be your first five moves?  Don't say suicide.

1. Give Cutler a lifetime contract, inclusive with sideline blowjobs from his favorite Iowan.
2-5. Spend all additional money on offensive lineman and wide receivers.

I'm not necessarily against Pen's plan. But my five moves:

1. They only need to re-sign three of their own guys: Kreutz, Pisa, and Anthony Adams. We just had this talk in the sbox, but I'm not in favor of them overpaying for Kreutz. If he demands too much, gamble on a cheaper stopgap for a year, since there are very few centers worth elite money and Kreutz ain't one of them. I'd take Pisa over Roach because Roach is young and probably wants a multi-year deal but he's worth committing to as a starter and Pisa plays well when he's healthy and you can just get him a one year deal for the third year in a row. Anthony Adams is a good nose guard and a veteran to pair with the youth they have at the 3-technique in Paea, Melton, and Toeiana.

If they get those three guys and don't have to find their replacements in free agency, these would be ideal:

2. Starting guard over everything else. Plenty of under-30 guys with lots of starting experience. Some meatheads want them to pay Mankins if the Patriots take the tag off, but I'd be more in favor of a younger guy they can get for multiple years. Harvey Dahl or Justin Blalock of Atlanta would be my top two since I don't think Tampa will let Davin Joseph sneak away.

3. Sign at least one wide receiver, obviously. The talk about getting a big 6'4'' guy isn't likely to pan out since the only one who might fit into Martz's offense is Rice and they won't have a bidding war for a guy with his injury history. I've made my hopes for Braylon Edwards known, but if they're just going to stick with guys who are fits for the offense, at least get a better short guy, so probably Santana Moss or dealing a low round pick for Steve Smith. I'd also be okay with taking a chance on Ochocinco if Cincinnati releases him. Given the choice of those three guys I'd probably gamble the most on Steve Smith.

4. Even if they bring back Anthony Adams, I'd probably look at one more defensive tackle since Lovie can never have enough depth there (I'd be willing to bet that the Bears will only keep two QBs active on gameday since the new rules did away with the emergency QB roster slot and allow teams 46 players on the active roster and that Lovie will use that extra roster spot for a DT). Brandon Mebane of the Seahawks is one name I've heard that would be a nice, affordable run-stuffer.

5. Find a reasonably priced cornerback that they can throw into the competition with Tim Jennings and Zack Bowman. DJ Moore is locked in at Nickel so he's not going to compete, but I don't trust either of those two very much and P'Nut's injury history is a concern.

Free agent Mike Sims-Walker told the Chicago Tribune on Monday (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-freeagent-wr-simswalker-says-bears-would-be-ideal-20110725,0,425514.story) that he'd love to play for the Bears.

6'2, 212, coming off a down year, could come on the (relative) cheap.

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Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 25, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Time to start making money again!

SKO, if you were Jerry Angelo (shudder), what would be your first five moves?  Don't say suicide.

1. Give Cutler a lifetime contract, inclusive with sideline blowjobs from his favorite Iowan.
2-5. Spend all additional money on offensive lineman and wide receivers.

I'm not necessarily against Pen's plan. But my five moves:

1. They only need to re-sign three of their own guys: Kreutz, Pisa, and Anthony Adams. We just had this talk in the sbox, but I'm not in favor of them overpaying for Kreutz. If he demands too much, gamble on a cheaper stopgap for a year, since there are very few centers worth elite money and Kreutz ain't one of them. I'd take Pisa over Roach because Roach is young and probably wants a multi-year deal but he's worth committing to as a starter and Pisa plays well when he's healthy and you can just get him a one year deal for the third year in a row. Anthony Adams is a good nose guard and a veteran to pair with the youth they have at the 3-technique in Paea, Melton, and Toeiana.

If they get those three guys and don't have to find their replacements in free agency, these would be ideal:

2. Starting guard over everything else. Plenty of under-30 guys with lots of starting experience. Some meatheads want them to pay Mankins if the Patriots take the tag off, but I'd be more in favor of a younger guy they can get for multiple years. Harvey Dahl or Justin Blalock of Atlanta would be my top two since I don't think Tampa will let Davin Joseph sneak away.

3. Sign at least one wide receiver, obviously. The talk about getting a big 6'4'' guy isn't likely to pan out since the only one who might fit into Martz's offense is Rice and they won't have a bidding war for a guy with his injury history. I've made my hopes for Braylon Edwards known, but if they're just going to stick with guys who are fits for the offense, at least get a better short guy, so probably Santana Moss or dealing a low round pick for Steve Smith. I'd also be okay with taking a chance on Ochocinco if Cincinnati releases him. Given the choice of those three guys I'd probably gamble the most on Steve Smith.

4. Even if they bring back Anthony Adams, I'd probably look at one more defensive tackle since Lovie can never have enough depth there (I'd be willing to bet that the Bears will only keep two QBs active on gameday since the new rules did away with the emergency QB roster slot and allow teams 46 players on the active roster and that Lovie will use that extra roster spot for a DT). Brandon Mebane of the Seahawks is one name I've heard that would be a nice, affordable run-stuffer.

5. Find a reasonably priced cornerback that they can throw into the competition with Tim Jennings and Zack Bowman. DJ Moore is locked in at Nickel so he's not going to compete, but I don't trust either of those two very much and P'Nut's injury history is a concern.

Free agent Mike Sims-Walker told the Chicago Tribune on Monday (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-freeagent-wr-simswalker-says-bears-would-be-ideal-20110725,0,425514.story) that he'd love to play for the Bears.

6'2, 212, coming off a down year, could come on the (relative) cheap.

Bears also possibly interested in Roy Williams since his only good year came with Martz as his OC. They could do worse, but I fucking hate that guy.

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Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2011, 03:47:27 PM

Quote from: PenPho on July 25, 2011, 02:54:43 PM

Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 25, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
Time to start making money again!

SKO, if you were Jerry Angelo (shudder), what would be your first five moves?  Don't say suicide.

1. Give Cutler a lifetime contract, inclusive with sideline blowjobs from his favorite Iowan.
2-5. Spend all additional money on offensive lineman and wide receivers.

I'm not necessarily against Pen's plan. But my five moves:

1. They only need to re-sign three of their own guys: Kreutz, Pisa, and Anthony Adams. We just had this talk in the sbox, but I'm not in favor of them overpaying for Kreutz. If he demands too much, gamble on a cheaper stopgap for a year, since there are very few centers worth elite money and Kreutz ain't one of them. I'd take Pisa over Roach because Roach is young and probably wants a multi-year deal but he's worth committing to as a starter and Pisa plays well when he's healthy and you can just get him a one year deal for the third year in a row. Anthony Adams is a good nose guard and a veteran to pair with the youth they have at the 3-technique in Paea, Melton, and Toeiana.

If they get those three guys and don't have to find their replacements in free agency, these would be ideal:

2. Starting guard over everything else. Plenty of under-30 guys with lots of starting experience. Some meatheads want them to pay Mankins if the Patriots take the tag off, but I'd be more in favor of a younger guy they can get for multiple years. Harvey Dahl or Justin Blalock of Atlanta would be my top two since I don't think Tampa will let Davin Joseph sneak away.

3. Sign at least one wide receiver, obviously. The talk about getting a big 6'4'' guy isn't likely to pan out since the only one who might fit into Martz's offense is Rice and they won't have a bidding war for a guy with his injury history. I've made my hopes for Braylon Edwards known, but if they're just going to stick with guys who are fits for the offense, at least get a better short guy, so probably Santana Moss or dealing a low round pick for Steve Smith. I'd also be okay with taking a chance on Ochocinco if Cincinnati releases him. Given the choice of those three guys I'd probably gamble the most on Steve Smith.

4. Even if they bring back Anthony Adams, I'd probably look at one more defensive tackle since Lovie can never have enough depth there (I'd be willing to bet that the Bears will only keep two QBs active on gameday since the new rules did away with the emergency QB roster slot and allow teams 46 players on the active roster and that Lovie will use that extra roster spot for a DT). Brandon Mebane of the Seahawks is one name I've heard that would be a nice, affordable run-stuffer.

5. Find a reasonably priced cornerback that they can throw into the competition with Tim Jennings and Zack Bowman. DJ Moore is locked in at Nickel so he's not going to compete, but I don't trust either of those two very much and P'Nut's injury history is a concern.

Free agent Mike Sims-Walker told the Chicago Tribune on Monday (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-freeagent-wr-simswalker-says-bears-would-be-ideal-20110725,0,425514.story) that he'd love to play for the Bears.

6'2, 212, coming off a down year, could come on the (relative) cheap.

Bears also possibly interested in Roy Williams since his only good year came with Martz as his OC. They could do worse, but I fucking hate that guy.

QuoteIn a move that signals the Bears are not likely to re-sign Danieal Manning, veteran Chris Harris will be moved to his more natural strong safety position when the Bears hit the practice field for the first time Saturday in Bourbonnais, Ill.

That will clear an opening for Major Wright, the club's third-round pick a year ago, to slide into the starting lineup at free safety.

Quote from: R-V on July 26, 2011, 08:03:30 PM
Roy Williams. Guh.

Speaking of guh, surprised you haven't weighed in on this (http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-07-26/sports/chi-spt-harrismove_1_danieal-manning-major-wright-bears). We spent 4 years watching him flounder, only to lose him after the 1 year when he figured shit out.

QuoteIn a move that signals the Bears are not likely to re-sign Danieal Manning, veteran Chris Harris will be moved to his more natural strong safety position when the Bears hit the practice field for the first time Saturday in Bourbonnais, Ill.

That will clear an opening for Major Wright, the club's third-round pick a year ago, to slide into the starting lineup at free safety.

Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2011, 07:34:54 AM
DPD. Bears also appear to be interested in Jason Babin. It'd be interesting to see if he could repeat last year's 12 sack season (at age 30), but it's not a terrible idea. Get someone else to take attention away from Peppers and you can move Izzy back into the rotation between DT and DE and improve the pass rush at both positions.

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Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2011, 07:34:54 AM
DPD. Bears also appear to be interested in Jason Babin. It'd be interesting to see if he could repeat last year's 12 sack season (at age 30), but it's not a terrible idea. Get someone else to take attention away from Peppers and you can move Izzy back into the rotation between DT and DE and improve the pass rush at both positions.

He averaged 3.5 his first 5 years in the league.  He sucks and was a fluke.  Like Tommie Harris.

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Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2011, 07:34:54 AM
DPD. Bears also appear to be interested in Jason Babin. It'd be interesting to see if he could repeat last year's 12 sack season (at age 30), but it's not a terrible idea. Get someone else to take attention away from Peppers and you can move Izzy back into the rotation between DT and DE and improve the pass rush at both positions.

He averaged 3.5 his first 5 years in the league.  He sucks and was a fluke.  Like Tommie Harris.

That's a possible explanation, but it would also keep his price down from what a 12 sack guy would normally demand. I'm sure the opportunity to play opposite of Peppers and not having to worry about the extra attention that he would  normally draw after a year like that may be incentive to take less money to come to Chicago. I doubt the Bears would overpay him. Hell, they had an opt out clause that would have allowed them to walk free from Peppers this offseason if he'd have gone bust. Either way, they wouldn't be depending on him to be "the guy" and the more pass rushers they have, the better.

Also, a lot of his struggles in Houston came from the fact that he was a poor fit as an OLB in a 3-4. Tennessee is awesome at coaching their DE's, and you NO ROD MARINARA WILL COOCH HIM INTO A MAULIN RUSH MAN!

Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 07:40:40 AM
This doesn't make a lick of sense. I'm not sure why the Bears would trade Olsen at this point, since he's their only proven red zone target, he actually played fairly well last year, he's still cheap, and the playoff game against Seattle should have quieted the whole "Martz NEVAR throws to the tight end crap," but what I really don't get is why Rosenhaus would say the Bears would be "generous" in compensation for him. Fuck that. They have no incentive to get rid of him. Who cares if he's unhappy about his salary? He's cheap and they have plenty of cap room and if they don't get a decent pick for him they'd be better off just keeping him for the 5-8 TDs he's going to get anyway. This isn't a high-priced vet they need to dump, so why would anyone think they'd just be willing to flip him? Guh. I'm no huge fan of Greg but this makes no sense from any angle.

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This doesn't make a lick of sense. I'm not sure why the Bears would trade Olsen at this point, since he's their only proven red zone target, he actually played fairly well last year, he's still cheap, and the playoff game against Seattle should have quieted the whole "Martz NEVAR throws to the tight end crap," but what I really don't get is why Rosenhaus would say the Bears would be "generous" in compensation for him. Fuck that. They have no incentive to get rid of him. Who cares if he's unhappy about his salary? He's cheap and they have plenty of cap room and if they don't get a decent pick for him they'd be better off just keeping him for the 5-8 TDs he's going to get anyway. This isn't a high-priced vet they need to dump, so why would anyone think they'd just be willing to flip him? Guh. I'm no huge fan of Greg but this makes no sense from any angle.

B/c he's not that good and they have 5 other TEs that could just as easily catch 5-8 TDs, along with watch 6-8 other opportunities in the red zone get thrown to the other team by Utler.

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Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 07:40:40 AM
This doesn't make a lick of sense. I'm not sure why the Bears would trade Olsen at this point, since he's their only proven red zone target, he actually played fairly well last year, he's still cheap, and the playoff game against Seattle should have quieted the whole "Martz NEVAR throws to the tight end crap," but what I really don't get is why Rosenhaus would say the Bears would be "generous" in compensation for him. Fuck that. They have no incentive to get rid of him. Who cares if he's unhappy about his salary? He's cheap and they have plenty of cap room and if they don't get a decent pick for him they'd be better off just keeping him for the 5-8 TDs he's going to get anyway. This isn't a high-priced vet they need to dump, so why would anyone think they'd just be willing to flip him? Guh. I'm no huge fan of Greg but this makes no sense from any angle.

B/c he's not that good and they have 5 other TEs that could just as easily catch 5-8 TDs, along with watch 6-8 other opportunities in the red zone get thrown to the other team by Utler.

I agree that he's replaceable, but I don't see the sudden need to trade him, especially if Rosenhaus is right and the Bears aren't asking much in return. The fact that he's expendable doesn't mean they have to just dump him on somebody. As little as he makes there's no harm in keeping him and using him this season if they can't get more than a garbage pick for him.

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Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 07:40:40 AM
This doesn't make a lick of sense. I'm not sure why the Bears would trade Olsen at this point, since he's their only proven red zone target, he actually played fairly well last year, he's still cheap, and the playoff game against Seattle should have quieted the whole "Martz NEVAR throws to the tight end crap," but what I really don't get is why Rosenhaus would say the Bears would be "generous" in compensation for him. Fuck that. They have no incentive to get rid of him. Who cares if he's unhappy about his salary? He's cheap and they have plenty of cap room and if they don't get a decent pick for him they'd be better off just keeping him for the 5-8 TDs he's going to get anyway. This isn't a high-priced vet they need to dump, so why would anyone think they'd just be willing to flip him? Guh. I'm no huge fan of Greg but this makes no sense from any angle.

B/c he's not that good and they have 5 other TEs that could just as easily catch 5-8 TDs, along with watch 6-8 other opportunities in the red zone get thrown to the other team by Utler.

I agree that he's replaceable, but I don't see the sudden need to trade him, especially if Rosenhaus is right and the Bears aren't asking much in return. The fact that he's expendable doesn't mean they have to just dump him on somebody. As little as he makes there's no harm in keeping him and using him this season if they can't get more than a garbage pick for him.

When you say This do you mean the whole This or is there some story out there on the web that says Olsen has been traded?

Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2011, 09:42:07 AM

Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 09:34:31 AM

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Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 07:40:40 AM
This doesn't make a lick of sense. I'm not sure why the Bears would trade Olsen at this point, since he's their only proven red zone target, he actually played fairly well last year, he's still cheap, and the playoff game against Seattle should have quieted the whole "Martz NEVAR throws to the tight end crap," but what I really don't get is why Rosenhaus would say the Bears would be "generous" in compensation for him. Fuck that. They have no incentive to get rid of him. Who cares if he's unhappy about his salary? He's cheap and they have plenty of cap room and if they don't get a decent pick for him they'd be better off just keeping him for the 5-8 TDs he's going to get anyway. This isn't a high-priced vet they need to dump, so why would anyone think they'd just be willing to flip him? Guh. I'm no huge fan of Greg but this makes no sense from any angle.

B/c he's not that good and they have 5 other TEs that could just as easily catch 5-8 TDs, along with watch 6-8 other opportunities in the red zone get thrown to the other team by Utler.

I agree that he's replaceable, but I don't see the sudden need to trade him, especially if Rosenhaus is right and the Bears aren't asking much in return. The fact that he's expendable doesn't mean they have to just dump him on somebody. As little as he makes there's no harm in keeping him and using him this season if they can't get more than a garbage pick for him.

When you say This do you mean the whole This or is there some story out there on the web that says Olsen has been traded?

Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 12:14:32 PM
Bears acquired Matt Spaeth from the Steelers, so Greg is definitely out. Assuming they get one of the tackles that they're targetting and a center, the issue of protecting Cutler seems front and center this offseason. Seems to be a novel approach. Let's see how this turns out, just for shits and giggles.

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Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 12:14:32 PM
Bears acquired Matt Spaeth from the Steelers, so Greg is definitely out. Assuming they get one of the tackles that they're targetting and a center, the issue of protecting Cutler seems front and center this offseason. Seems to be a novel approach. Let's see how this turns out, just for shits and giggles.

Or, like the rest of the known world, you could run around screaming FIRE THE BASTARDS until something happens.

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Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2011, 12:14:32 PM
Bears acquired Matt Spaeth from the Steelers, so Greg is definitely out. Assuming they get one of the tackles that they're targetting and a center, the issue of protecting Cutler seems front and center this offseason. Seems to be a novel approach. Let's see how this turns out, just for shits and giggles.

Or, like the rest of the known world, you could run around screaming FIRE THE BASTARDS until something happens.

Bushrod's down, back with the Saints. I'd expect the Bears to go after Willie Colon hard now.

Quote from: Slaky on July 28, 2011, 02:33:56 PM
Now Tim Shaw's Sensual Lover says that the Olsen shit is still going down and the Bears are looking to cut him loose similar to the way Tim Shaw used to cut loose on the dance floor at their private salsa lessons that one time on holiday in Key West.

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 28, 2011, 09:21:51 PM
Ochocinco to the Pats.  Greg Olsen to the Panthers. 

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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 28, 2011, 09:21:51 PM
Ochocinco to the Pats.  Greg Olsen to the Panthers. 

I was told Jay and Greg are bros which makes for a winning combination both on the field and in life.  What the hell, Jerry?

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 29, 2011, 07:24:33 AM
ugh.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/07/29/reports-bears-deal-with-roy-williams-could-be-imminent/

Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on July 29, 2011, 08:08:36 AM
LOL, Roy Williams?

Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

Quote from: Internet Apex on July 29, 2011, 10:24:00 AM

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

#fuckoffanddiemeatball

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

Quote"He can play," former Cowboys receivers coach Ray Sherman told the Tribune. "He has a great work ethic and is smart. Tough. He has no fear. He's a great special teams player. He probably was the best special teams player there, and he played very well at receiver too."

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

WHY WON'T YOU LET HUEY BE IRREVERENT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I have but am always up for revisiting Huard redassery. Link?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7514.msg225375#msg225375

DPD.

I was just asshurt because you yelled at me and I was only trying to irreverently refer to that game as a bad football game.  Which I stand by.

WHY WON'T YOU LET HUEY BE IRREVERENT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I mean, I'll never be BananaHands, but COME.  ON.

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BradBiggs
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RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be returning to the Tennessee Titans on a one-year deal.

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RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be returning to the Tennessee Titans on a one-year deal.

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

At Bar on Buena?

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Marts five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Every time you mention a lineman he gets signed by another team. Stop this.

SKO really does think they're going to sign a lineman, and he loses a bit more of his mind each time one of those guys signs elsewhere.  It's kind of sad to watch.

We're watching him deteriorate. I can't wait to see him foam at the mouth after a couple terrible preseason games.

Hey now, I was the guy saying they were going to go 11-5 when they were 0-4 in the preseason. Who here has forgotten Huey called me "fucking annoying" following the Detroit game when I said they weren't a bad football team?

But yeah, this shit's getting on my nerves. SIGN A FUCKING LINEMAN. Sonofabitch.

I was the one screaming DOOOM at the TV during the first quarter of the first preseason game. I promise not to do that anymore.

#fuckoffanddiemeatball

Will do.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/stats/_/id/10194/sam-hurd

It seems that SAM HURD has played a lot of games without catching a lot of passes. Does he rate high on special teams? They lost Rashied to the Lions, so this might be a better signing than most figure.

EDIT: SAM HURD BONERTIME

http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4673780/sam-hurd-sets-special-teams-tone

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RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be returning to the Tennessee Titans on a one-year deal.

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In unrelated news, Brad Biggs just bought a timeshare in Nashville.

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In unrelated news, Brad Biggs just bought a timeshare in Nashville.

What's the over/under on special teams tackles for SAM HURD before he gets mentioned in the same wistful breath as Tim Shaw in a Biggs piece?

7.

I bet the Packers were happiest team in the NFL when Shaw took his talents to the Music City. The Bears played them tighter than a nun's asshole twice late in the season and one can't help but think what might have been if only... sigh.

Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Martz five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Quote#Falcons are hoping to retain LG Justin Blalock. Looks like RG Harvey Dahl could be headed to St. Louis.

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Quote from: SKO on July 29, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Martz five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Via RV...

http://twitter.com/AJCFalcons/status/96964616265019392

Quote#Falcons are hoping to retain LG Justin Blalock. Looks like RG Harvey Dahl could be headed to St. Louis.

Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2011, 11:34:31 AM
Oh dear....

http://twitter.com/#!/TShawsTruth

(Tim Shaw's addition in bold)

"@AndrewCieslak: Biggsy's tears. They are real. RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be ret.." appreciate the love!!

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Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2011, 11:34:31 AM
Oh dear....

http://twitter.com/#!/TShawsTruth

(Tim Shaw's addition in bold)

"@AndrewCieslak: Biggsy's tears. They are real. RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be ret.." appreciate the love!!

You've been acknowledged by Tim Shaw. You crafty son of a bitch. Congrats on reaching the mountaintop.

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Bears are moving fast today, even if they're going somewhere no one understands. Signed Roy Williams and Sam Hurd, both of them low-risk signings, I guess, but unless Roy manages to magically recreate his awesome numbers under Martz five years ago we'll all hate him to death. They also agreed with Paea and Conte, leaving just Carimi unsigned. Hopefully that means they're moving fast on their other FA targets. Whomever they are, although I'm not sure who their plan D on the offensive line was after Colon, Clabo, and Bushrod. Hopefully Justin Blalock or Harvey Dahl of Atlanta. I'd prefer Blalock.

Via RV...

http://twitter.com/AJCFalcons/status/96964616265019392

Quote#Falcons are hoping to retain LG Justin Blalock. Looks like RG Harvey Dahl could be headed to St. Louis.

This is a dark fucking period.

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 29, 2011, 03:18:58 PM
The jew signed. Season saved.

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Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 29, 2011, 03:18:58 PM
The jew signed. Season saved.

Indeed. Carimi signed. Anthony Adams signed. Bears believed to be close to deal with Mike Sims Walker so the 6 WRs that Martz likes to keep should be: Knox, Williams, Sims Walker, Bennett, Hester, Hurd. The meatheads should be happy dat da bears is no longers ruinins Hester by tryin ta make him a wide receivar. Nick Roach apparently signed since he's in Bourbonnais. All that's left is a center and guard. Not that that's important.

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Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2011, 11:34:31 AM
Oh dear....

http://twitter.com/#!/TShawsTruth

(Tim Shaw's addition in bold)

"@AndrewCieslak: Biggsy's tears. They are real. RT @XAMSports: Congrats to LB Tim Shaw @TShawsTruth who will be ret.." appreciate the love!!

You've been acknowledged by Tim Shaw. You crafty son of a bitch. Congrats on reaching the mountaintop.

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Bears signed DE Vernon Gholston, formerly of the Jets.
The No. 6 overall pick in the 2008 draft never tallied a sack in three years with the Jets, so noted D-Line tutor Rod Marinelli has his work cut out for him. On a positive note, it's a low-cost flier and Gholston has nowhere to go but up in a 4-3 scheme better suited to his strengths.

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Vernon is a shoe-in for my 2012 DeadPool

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This (https://twitter.com/#!/BradBiggs/statuses/97082177560395777) sounds...promising.

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Bears signed DE Vernon Gholston, formerly of the Jets.
The No. 6 overall pick in the 2008 draft never tallied a sack in three years with the Jets, so noted D-Line tutor Rod Marinelli has his work cut out for him. On a positive note, it's a low-cost flier and Gholston has nowhere to go but up in a 4-3 scheme better suited to his strengths.

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The bears signed Omobi Okoye.

I think Angelo thought it was Christian.

Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2011, 02:38:48 PM
Looks like Chris Spencer of the Seahawks is your new center. Fine. This bullshit Kreutz drama has managed to hide the fact that Kreutz has been barely above mediocre since 2007. If that fat sonofabitch wanted more than the 4 million I've heard he was offered, he can rot. Still need a guard, but this free agency period hasn't been bad. The Okoye and Gholston moves were acceptable low risk, low cost moves. It's not like they're relying on either of them to start. Izzy is still there, they brought back Anthony Adams, and Paea is under contract and ready to go from day one of camp. So I don't see what there is to bitch about other than the normal "look the bears signed someone elses bust LOLS." If one or the other reaches their potential and works their way into the starting lineup they were smart moves, otherwise it doesn't hurt them in the slightest since Wooton, Melton, and Toeina are still there as well.

Seriously, fuck Olin Kreutz. Only center in the NFL that manages to false start at least once a year. Oh, also, let's not forget the fact that the reason they couldn't ever make the common sense move of protecting Cutler by putting him back in the shotgun for most passing downs was that that geriatric sonofabitch was "uncomfortable" with shotgun snaps. I'd be uncomfortable too if I fucked up as many as he has.

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Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2011, 02:38:48 PM
Looks like Chris Spencer of the Seahawks is your new center. Fine. This bullshit Kreutz drama has managed to hide the fact that Kreutz has been barely above mediocre since 2007. If that fat sonofabitch wanted more than the 4 million I've heard he was offered, he can rot. Still need a guard, but this free agency period hasn't been bad. The Okoye and Gholston moves were acceptable low risk, low cost moves. It's not like they're relying on either of them to start. Izzy is still there, they brought back Anthony Adams, and Paea is under contract and ready to go from day one of camp. So I don't see what there is to bitch about other than the normal "look the bears signed someone elses bust LOLS." If one or the other reaches their potential and works their way into the starting lineup they were smart moves, otherwise it doesn't hurt them in the slightest since Wooton, Melton, and Toeina are still there as well.

Seriously, fuck Olin Kreutz. Only center in the NFL that manages to false start at least once a year. Oh, also, let's not forget the fact that the reason they couldn't ever make the common sense move of protecting Cutler by putting him back in the shotgun for most passing downs was that that geriatric sonofabitch was "uncomfortable" with shotgun snaps. I'd be uncomfortable too if I fucked up as many as he has.

So what do we know about Spencer?

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geriatric sonofabitch 

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Looks like Chris Spencer of the Seahawks is your new center. Fine. This bullshit Kreutz drama has managed to hide the fact that Kreutz has been barely above mediocre since 2007. If that fat sonofabitch wanted more than the 4 million I've heard he was offered, he can rot. Still need a guard, but this free agency period hasn't been bad. The Okoye and Gholston moves were acceptable low risk, low cost moves. It's not like they're relying on either of them to start. Izzy is still there, they brought back Anthony Adams, and Paea is under contract and ready to go from day one of camp. So I don't see what there is to bitch about other than the normal "look the bears signed someone elses bust LOLS." If one or the other reaches their potential and works their way into the starting lineup they were smart moves, otherwise it doesn't hurt them in the slightest since Wooton, Melton, and Toeina are still there as well.

Seriously, fuck Olin Kreutz. Only center in the NFL that manages to false start at least once a year. Oh, also, let's not forget the fact that the reason they couldn't ever make the common sense move of protecting Cutler by putting him back in the shotgun for most passing downs was that that geriatric sonofabitch was "uncomfortable" with shotgun snaps. I'd be uncomfortable too if I fucked up as many as he has.

So what do we know about Spencer?

Better pass protector than he is at run blocking, more of an athletic center than a powerful one, but so was Kreutz. Biggest problem has been durability, but he's at worst going to give you what Kreutz would have at 38 and is probably an upgrade if he stays healthy. Tice likes to run a lot of inside zone when it comes to running between the tackles, so Spencer will probably be a good fit for that.

Quote from: CBStew on August 01, 2011, 02:03:12 PM
Have I been asleep for 20 years? 

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Have I been asleep for 20 years? 

I don't know. Have you?

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Quote from: CBStew on August 01, 2011, 02:03:12 PM
Have I been asleep for 20 years? 

I don't know. Have you?

If he has, he's slept thru about 40,872 movies

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Quote from: CBStew on August 01, 2011, 02:03:12 PM
Have I been asleep for 20 years? 

I don't know. Have you?

If he has, he's slept thru about 40,872 movies

...and concerts.

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Have I been asleep for 20 years? 

I don't know. Have you?

If he has, he's slept thru about 40,872 movies

...and concerts.

...and Tony Kushner plays ... and soccer matches.

Quote from: Alrish Yeltin on August 25, 2011, 12:43:11 PM
Holy shit (http://m.deadspin.com/5834378/who-does-espn-the-magazines-white-michael-vick-look-like-and-why-is-he-here)

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Holy shit (http://m.deadspin.com/5834378/who-does-espn-the-magazines-white-michael-vick-look-like-and-why-is-he-here)

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Brian Austin Green?

Quote from: SKO on September 08, 2011, 04:07:00 PM
So Peyton Manning is fucked, and thus the entire Colt organization. Apex must be busy taking knives away from all of his friends and family.

Quote from: Rick ReillyPeyton Manning will keep his streak alive. If you think he's going to miss a start because of a neck problem, you've been chugging paint thinner. This guy hasn't missed a start since 1994 at Tennessee. Do you know how long ago it was when Manning didn't start for the Colts? Google was two days old. Kim Kardashian was 17. Russell Crowe was skinny! If Manning doesn't start Game 1, I will come to your house and eat things that are stuck in your carpet.

Quote from: SKO on September 08, 2011, 08:19:40 PM
Jesus Christ. Aaron Rodgers is just fucking with people out there.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2011, 10:55:03 AM
Shouldn't we all be talking about how much we're gonna miss ProBowlCenterOlin Kreutz this season?

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Shouldn't we all be talking about how much we're gonna miss ProBowlCenterOlin Kreutz this season?

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Shouldn't we all be talking about how much we're gonna miss ProBowlCenterOlin Kreutz this season?

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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2011, 10:55:03 AM
Shouldn't we all be talking about how much we're gonna miss ProBowlCenterOlin Kreutz this season?

Maybe we should talk about how much we're going to miss SuperBowlQuarterbackRex Grossman.

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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2011, 10:55:03 AM
Shouldn't we all be talking about how much we're gonna miss ProBowlCenterOlin Kreutz this season?

Maybe we should talk about how much we're going to miss SuperBowlQuarterbackRex Grossman.

I think he's right where we need him to be and I particularly enjoyed his work today. The universe wants him to succeed. I believe this with all my Hoosier heart.

Quote from: flannj on September 11, 2011, 11:43:08 PM

Stupid Browns.

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Stupid Browns.

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Stupid Browns.

??

That post was a combination of picking the Browns over the Bengals and Sunday evening vodka.
Mostly the vodka.

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Stupid Browns.

Quote from: flannj on September 12, 2011, 09:26:54 PM
Does Jon Gruden ever shut the fuck up?

Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Bizarre weekend in the NFL. Lot of huge passing games. Can't remember the last time there were this many 300 yard games in one weekend.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Bizarre weekend in the NFL. Lot of huge passing games. Can't remember the last time there were this many 300 yard games in one weekend.

Was there a last time? I count thirteen 300+ yard showings by QBs so far this week out of the fifteen completed games.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Bizarre weekend in the NFL. Lot of huge passing games. Can't remember the last time there were this many 300 yard games in one weekend.

Was there a last time? I count thirteen 300+ yard showings by QBs so far this week out of the fifteen completed games.

This ties the NFL record, set last year in Week 10.
Last Year: Matt Ryan, Shaun Hill, Kitna, Eli Manning, Matt Hasselbeck, Derek Anderson, Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Cassel, Matt Schaub, David Garrard, Troy Smith, and Michael Vick.

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Bizarre weekend in the NFL. Lot of huge passing games. Can't remember the last time there were this many 300 yard games in one weekend.

Was there a last time? I count thirteen 300+ yard showings by QBs so far this week out of the fifteen completed games.

This ties the NFL record, set last year in Week 10.
Last Year: Matt Ryan, Shaun Hill, Kitna, Eli Manning, Matt Hasselbeck, Derek Anderson, Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Cassel, Matt Schaub, David Garrard, Troy Smith, and Michael Vick.

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford.

Speaking of tying 2NFL records...

Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 09:57:21 PM
Bizarre weekend in the NFL. Lot of huge passing games. Can't remember the last time there were this many 300 yard games in one weekend.

Was there a last time? I count thirteen 300+ yard showings by QBs so far this week out of the fifteen completed games.

This ties the NFL record, set last year in Week 10.
Last Year: Matt Ryan, Shaun Hill, Kitna, Eli Manning, Matt Hasselbeck, Derek Anderson, Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Cassel, Matt Schaub, David Garrard, Troy Smith, and Michael Vick.

This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford.

Speaking of tying 2NFL records...

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

The Cal Bears played at Boulder last Saturday.  Although Cal won in overtime, it was obvious to all that they were clearly unprepared for playing at that altitude.  Do pro teams do anything special to prepare for going to Denver?

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

The Cal Bears played at Boulder last Saturday.  Although Cal won in overtime, it was obvious to all that they were clearly unprepared for playing at that altitude.  Do pro teams do anything special to prepare for going to Denver?

Place lots of money on themselves to cover. 

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

The Cal Bears played at Boulder last Saturday.  Although Cal won in overtime, it was obvious to all that they were clearly unprepared for playing at that altitude.  Do pro teams do anything special to prepare for going to Denver?

Place lots of money on themselves to cover. 

Sleep in a hyperbaric chamber?

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

The Cal Bears played at Boulder last Saturday.  Although Cal won in overtime, it was obvious to all that they were clearly unprepared for playing at that altitude.  Do pro teams do anything special to prepare for going to Denver?

Place lots of money on themselves to cover. 

Sleep in a hyperbaric chamber?

Take their franchise quarterback.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

The Cal Bears played at Boulder last Saturday.  Although Cal won in overtime, it was obvious to all that they were clearly unprepared for playing at that altitude.  Do pro teams do anything special to prepare for going to Denver?

Place lots of money on themselves to cover. 

Sleep in a hyperbaric chamber?

Take their franchise quarterback.

Or, alternatively, Jeff Baker.

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Quote from: SKO on September 12, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

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This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

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This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

I'm just waiting till later in the season when that is truly, finally no longer applicable and the people arguing against the trade lose their last bullet, since Orton is now just 32-30 while Cutler is up to 35-34 and 18-14 as a Bear.

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This year: Brady, Henne, Romo, Sanchez, Newton, Brees, Rivers, Ryan, Cutler, Rodgers, Kolb, Grossman, Stafford, Orton.

And Neckbeard makes fourteen'd

His was certainly the ugliest effort of them all. Yikes.

As angry as I was at Denver's sorry showing last night (cost me a little), I am extremely pleased to remember that the Bears will be paying those sacks of shit a visit later this year. And the whole town will be gunning for Cutler. Sometimes life just gives you a moment. That will be a sweet one.

Yes, Denver is terrible.

BUT DAT ORTMAN JUST WINS. UNLIKE DAT CUTLER GUY MY FRENT

I'm just waiting till later in the season when that is truly, finally no longer applicable and the people arguing against the trade lose their last bullet, since Orton is now just 32-30 while Cutler is up to 35-34 and 18-14 as a Bear.

I hope they are kind enough to put said bullet in their brain and not manage to kill themselves but rather continue to roam the earth like a common Pank.

Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 02, 2011, 03:44:17 PM
Fuck Dallas.

QuoteIf you watched Wednesday's PFT Live, you heard Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb telling Glen Macnow and Anthony Gargano of 94 WIP in Philly that, during Sunday's game at Philadelphia, Kolb was calling out the Eagles' plays to the Arizona defense.

If you didn't watch Wednesday's PFT Live, thanks for nothing.

The entire interview is posted at the WIP website, and Sheil Kapadia of philly.com has transcribed portions of it.

"During the two-minute drill, you almost feel guilty," Kolb said.  "Mike's sitting there giving the signals, and I'm standing there on our sidelines, screaming at our corners, 'Hey it's a go ball, hey he's running a screen, hey he's running a slant.'"

It's unknown whether and to what extent all of the struggles of the 2011 Eagles can be blamed on coach Andy Reid.  The failure to change signals and formations and other things that a guy who spent four years with the team as a quarterback could use to help an opposing defense falls squarely on Reid, especially since Reid knew that Kolb likely wouldn't be playing — and thus able to loiter on the sidelines when the defense was on the field, in lieu of working with the offensive coaches.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 16, 2011, 09:29:14 PM
Kevin Kolb single-handedly defeated the Eagles on Sunday...

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/16/kolb-was-calling-out-eagles-plays-to-arizona-defense/

QuoteIf you watched Wednesday's PFT Live, you heard Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb telling Glen Macnow and Anthony Gargano of 94 WIP in Philly that, during Sunday's game at Philadelphia, Kolb was calling out the Eagles' plays to the Arizona defense.

If you didn't watch Wednesday's PFT Live, thanks for nothing.

The entire interview is posted at the WIP website, and Sheil Kapadia of philly.com has transcribed portions of it.

"During the two-minute drill, you almost feel guilty," Kolb said.  "Mike's sitting there giving the signals, and I'm standing there on our sidelines, screaming at our corners, 'Hey it's a go ball, hey he's running a screen, hey he's running a slant.'"

It's unknown whether and to what extent all of the struggles of the 2011 Eagles can be blamed on coach Andy Reid.  The failure to change signals and formations and other things that a guy who spent four years with the team as a quarterback could use to help an opposing defense falls squarely on Reid, especially since Reid knew that Kolb likely wouldn't be playing — and thus able to loiter on the sidelines when the defense was on the field, in lieu of working with the offensive coaches.

Savor the flavor, TEC. Because it sure as hell won't happen again.

Quote from: Slaky on November 17, 2011, 09:33:58 AM
The Lions have Megatron. The Bears have:

(http://i.imgur.com/qBSD1.jpg)

Quote from: R-V on November 18, 2011, 01:07:06 PM
Per Big Biggsy's Twitter book, Carimi has been placed on IR. That blows. The Bears are one sprained Webb away from Edwin Williams and Frank Omiyale manning Jake's blind side.

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Quote from: R-V on November 18, 2011, 01:07:06 PM
Per Big Biggsy's Twitter book, Carimi has been placed on IR. That blows. The Bears are one sprained Webb away from Edwin Williams and Frank Omiyale manning Jake's blind side.

Let's just not speak such things aloud. They might honestly move Lance Louis to left tackle and try Levi Horn at right before that put Omiyale back in again. Tice just fucking hates the guy at this point. The Carimi thing does suck. Had this move happened when Chris Williams was healthy I'd have been fine with it, because the five they had were playing well enough that it wasn't an issue, but this sucks. Hopefully this isn't a Marc Colombo repeat. I'm not terribly down on Edwin Williams though. I think in pass protection he'll be pretty comparable, I just don't think he's as athletic as Chris Williams and that'll hurt the run game since Williams was doing a fantastic job (the Clay Matthews disaster in Week 3 aside) of getting around the edge.

Quote from: PANK! on November 18, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
Dammit.  Dude played all of 6 quarters. 

Can we interpet "Gabe Carimi" to be Hebrew for "Mark Columbo"?

Quote from: SKO on November 18, 2011, 01:18:31 PM

Quote from: R-V on November 18, 2011, 01:07:06 PM
Per Big Biggsy's Twitter book, Carimi has been placed on IR. That blows. The Bears are one sprained Webb away from Edwin Williams and Frank Omiyale manning Jake's blind side.

Let's just not speak such things aloud. They might honestly move Lance Louis to left tackle and try Levi Horn at right before that put Omiyale back in again. Tice just fucking hates the guy at this point. The Carimi thing does suck. Had this move happened when Chris Williams was healthy I'd have been fine with it, because the five they had were playing well enough that it wasn't an issue, but this sucks. Hopefully this isn't a Marc Colombo repeat. I'm not terribly down on Edwin Williams though. I think in pass protection he'll be pretty comparable, I just don't think he's as athletic as Chris Williams and that'll hurt the run game since Williams was doing a fantastic job (the Clay Matthews disaster in Week 3 aside) of getting around the edge.

Quote from: SKO on November 18, 2011, 01:35:16 PM

Quote from: PANK! on November 18, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
Dammit.  Dude played all of 6 quarters. 

Can we interpet "Gabe Carimi" to be Hebrew for "Mark Columbo"?

Ahem

Quote from: SKO on November 18, 2011, 01:18:31 PM

Quote from: R-V on November 18, 2011, 01:07:06 PM
Per Big Biggsy's Twitter book, Carimi has been placed on IR. That blows. The Bears are one sprained Webb away from Edwin Williams and Frank Omiyale manning Jake's blind side.

Let's just not speak such things aloud. They might honestly move Lance Louis to left tackle and try Levi Horn at right before that put Omiyale back in again. Tice just fucking hates the guy at this point. The Carimi thing does suck. Had this move happened when Chris Williams was healthy I'd have been fine with it, because the five they had were playing well enough that it wasn't an issue, but this sucks. Hopefully this isn't a Marc Colombo repeat. I'm not terribly down on Edwin Williams though. I think in pass protection he'll be pretty comparable, I just don't think he's as athletic as Chris Williams and that'll hurt the run game since Williams was doing a fantastic job (the Clay Matthews disaster in Week 3 aside) of getting around the edge.

Carimlombo'd FACE

Quote from: morpheus on November 18, 2011, 03:20:14 PM
White people catch passes like this, black people catch passes like *this.* (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82439d28/article/packers-nelson-says-being-white-helps-him-thrive-at-receiver?module=HP11_content_stream)

Quote
"It's not because he didn't put the time in. It's not because he's the white guy," Jennings said. "A lot of it has to do with the fact that guys look at him and say, 'OK, yeah, he's the white guy, he can't be that good.'

Quote from: PenPho on November 18, 2011, 03:24:30 PM

Quote from: morpheus on November 18, 2011, 03:20:14 PM
White people catch passes like this, black people catch passes like *this.* (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82439d28/article/packers-nelson-says-being-white-helps-him-thrive-at-receiver?module=HP11_content_stream)

Hmmm....

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"It's not because he didn't put the time in. It's not because he's the white guy," Jennings said. "A lot of it has to do with the fact that guys look at him and say, 'OK, yeah, he's the white guy, he can't be that good.'

So, he's not good because he's white, he's good because everyone assumes that he sucks, because he's white.

Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2011, 09:12:40 AM
The fact that Breesus and Brady and maybe even Rodgers will bury Dan Marino's only remaining record this year brings me nothing but a raging schadenboner. Seriously, fuck that guy. I saw "Dan Marino" trending on Yahoo! and for a brief second hoped to read news of a grabber before I remembered the record breaking.

Quote from: PenPho on January 02, 2012, 10:41:23 AM

Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2011, 09:12:40 AM
The fact that Breesus and Brady and maybe even Rodgers will bury Dan Marino's only remaining record this year brings me nothing but a raging schadenboner. Seriously, fuck that guy. I saw "Dan Marino" trending on Yahoo! and for a brief second hoped to read news of a grabber before I remembered the record breaking.

He has no Super Bowls, and now his 27-year old record is gone.

He has nothing left - let the man have his dignity!

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 02, 2012, 10:46:44 AM

Quote from: PenPho on January 02, 2012, 10:41:23 AM

Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2011, 09:12:40 AM
The fact that Breesus and Brady and maybe even Rodgers will bury Dan Marino's only remaining record this year brings me nothing but a raging schadenboner. Seriously, fuck that guy. I saw "Dan Marino" trending on Yahoo! and for a brief second hoped to read news of a grabber before I remembered the record breaking.

He has no Super Bowls, and now his 27-year old record is gone.

He has nothing left - let the man have his dignity!

He does have a nice pair of Isotoner gloves.

Quote from: fiveouts on January 02, 2012, 02:50:44 PM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 02, 2012, 10:46:44 AM

Quote from: PenPho on January 02, 2012, 10:41:23 AM

Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2011, 09:12:40 AM
The fact that Breesus and Brady and maybe even Rodgers will bury Dan Marino's only remaining record this year brings me nothing but a raging schadenboner. Seriously, fuck that guy. I saw "Dan Marino" trending on Yahoo! and for a brief second hoped to read news of a grabber before I remembered the record breaking.

He has no Super Bowls, and now his 27-year old record is gone.

He has nothing left - let the man have his dignity!

He does have a nice pair of Isotoner gloves.

He also fucked up Ray Finkle. He'll always have that.

Quote from: Fork on January 02, 2012, 08:11:27 PM

Fuck Dallas.

Quote from: Fork on January 02, 2012, 08:11:27 PM

Fuck Dallas.

Quote from: BC on January 02, 2012, 10:23:35 PM

Quote from: Fork on January 02, 2012, 08:11:27 PM

Fuck Dallas.

Cousin Sal on the Bill Simmons podcast today broke out the "I've seen it too many times" BC-ism in reference to the Cowboys. If only someone nationally could say something about a Caddy in Wisconsin or hilarity ensuing!!!

QuoteA body pulled from a Wisconsin river has been identified as the son of Green Bay Packers' offensive coordinator Joe Philbin, police said Tuesday.

Michael Philbin, 21, went missing early Sunday while in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, to visit friends, police said.

No cause of death has been determined, and an autopsy was set for Tuesday, Oshkosh Police Chief Scott Greuel said at a news conference.

Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 09, 2012, 09:42:34 AM
For Fork. (http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell/photos/113784)

Quote from: Fork on January 10, 2012, 11:37:36 PM

Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 09, 2012, 09:42:34 AM
For Fork. (http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell/photos/113784)

Steak sauce.

Quote from: thehawk on January 11, 2012, 10:34:44 AM

Quote from: Fork on January 10, 2012, 11:37:36 PM

Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 09, 2012, 09:42:34 AM
For Fork. (http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell/photos/113784)

Steak sauce.

What timing, Fork needs a new hat

Quote from: Eli on January 03, 2012, 10:06:46 AM

Quote from: BC on January 02, 2012, 10:23:35 PM

Quote from: Fork on January 02, 2012, 08:11:27 PM

Fuck Dallas.

Cousin Sal on the Bill Simmons podcast today broke out the "I've seen it too many times" BC-ism in reference to the Cowboys. If only someone nationally could say something about a Caddy in Wisconsin or hilarity ensuing!!!

Self-important BC is my favorite BC.

Quote from: BC on January 15, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
This is a first:

Thank you Giants.

Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 15, 2012, 07:29:44 PM

Quote from: BC on January 15, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
This is a first:

Thank you Giants.

First?

(http://i39.tinypic.com/zn8pbt.jpg)

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 16, 2012, 10:10:15 AM

Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 15, 2012, 07:29:44 PM

Quote from: BC on January 15, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
This is a first:

Thank you Giants.

First?

(http://i39.tinypic.com/zn8pbt.jpg)

I think he means he never rooted for the Giants and won before. I myself was rooting for the Pats in the Super Bowl because the Giants are fucking geigh and I wanted the 72 Dolphins to feast on shitburgers once and for all. I did root for the Giants against the 49ers when they blew Joe Montana to smithereens so there was much rejoicing then. But go Niners next week. I mean, yeah, thank you, Giants and all. Now go the blue fuck away.

Quote from: Brownie on January 16, 2012, 11:09:54 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 16, 2012, 10:10:15 AM

Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 15, 2012, 07:29:44 PM

Quote from: BC on January 15, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
This is a first:

Thank you Giants.

First?

(http://i39.tinypic.com/zn8pbt.jpg)

I think he means he never rooted for the Giants and won before. I myself was rooting for the Pats in the Super Bowl because the Giants are fucking geigh and I wanted the 72 Dolphins to feast on shitburgers once and for all. I did root for the Giants against the 49ers when they blew Joe Montana to smithereens so there was much rejoicing then. But go Niners next week. I mean, yeah, thank you, Giants and all. Now go the blue fuck away.

Not even here?

(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/01/13/sports/web_photos/13.1s.webster.BW.ta--300x300.jpg)

Quote from: flannj on January 22, 2012, 05:38:04 PM

I wouldn't want to be a soccer player living in Baltimore right now.

Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 22, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
FUCKING KYLE WILLIAMS

FORKLIFT SUCKS

Quote from: BH on January 23, 2012, 07:51:35 AM

Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 22, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
FUCKING KYLE WILLIAMS

FORKLIFT SUCKS

That was Kenny's son right?

Quote from: Slaky on January 23, 2012, 09:53:25 AM

Quote from: BH on January 23, 2012, 07:51:35 AM

Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 22, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
FUCKING KYLE WILLIAMS

FORKLIFT SUCKS

That was Kenny's son right?

Yep.

Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2012, 10:12:32 AM

Quote from: Slaky on January 23, 2012, 09:53:25 AM

Quote from: BH on January 23, 2012, 07:51:35 AM

Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 22, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
FUCKING KYLE WILLIAMS

FORKLIFT SUCKS

That was Kenny's son right?

Yep.

He was due to give something back after having taken so much in the past. /obligatory "Kenny Williams' kids are theiving juvenile delinquents" joke.

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I had a hard time rooting for either SF or NYG yesterday. I kept forgetting who I wanted to win and why. In the end I was for the Giants because I want to see them get served by the Patriots in retaliation for their inexplicable victory in the last matchup - which pissed me off mainly because the '72 Dolphins remained relevant. I'm going to be in Indy for the Super Bowl and the Manning facefuckery and Patriots hate will get me back in the mood to rock a hoodie with sleeves cut and scowl at everyone I meet. My grudges run deep.

Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2012, 11:03:48 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I had a hard time rooting for either SF or NYG yesterday. I kept forgetting who I wanted to win and why. In the end I was for the Giants because I want to see them get served by the Patriots in retaliation for their inexplicable victory in the last matchup - which pissed me off mainly because the '72 Dolphins remained relevant. I'm going to be in Indy for the Super Bowl and the Manning facefuckery and Patriots hate will get me back in the mood to rock a hoodie with sleeves cut and scowl at everyone I meet. My grudges run deep.

As CT wisely pointed out 4 years ago--and changed my mind in doing so--the Patriots finishing a championship season undefeated and untied may have gone a long way toward shutting up those asshats from Miami. However, in doing so, that would merely kick off another several decades of NEW self-important asshattery from a possibly MORE insufferable bunch.  The '72 Dolphins, after all, will soon all be dead anyway, so I'm fine with those guys hanging on to the record for now, because it means I won't have to brace for 40 more years of Tedy Bruschi and Wes Welker popping bubbly and slapping themsleves on the back every time some subsequent team lost their first game of the season after Halloween.

Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2012, 11:11:06 AM

Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2012, 11:03:48 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I had a hard time rooting for either SF or NYG yesterday. I kept forgetting who I wanted to win and why. In the end I was for the Giants because I want to see them get served by the Patriots in retaliation for their inexplicable victory in the last matchup - which pissed me off mainly because the '72 Dolphins remained relevant. I'm going to be in Indy for the Super Bowl and the Manning facefuckery and Patriots hate will get me back in the mood to rock a hoodie with sleeves cut and scowl at everyone I meet. My grudges run deep.

As CT wisely pointed out 4 years ago--and changed my mind in doing so--the Patriots finishing a championship season undefeated and untied may have gone a long way toward shutting up those asshats from Miami. However, in doing so, that would merely kick off another several decades of NEW self-important asshattery from a possibly MORE insufferable bunch.  The '72 Dolphins, after all, will soon all be dead anyway, so I'm fine with those guys hanging on to the record for now, because it means I won't have to brace for 40 more years of Tedy Bruschi and Wes Welker popping bubbly and slapping themsleves on the back every time some subsequent team lost their first game of the season after Halloween.

Yeah, Massholes are as bad as it gets without having That to hang their hat on. They can say "GREATEST TEAM EVAH" about any of their three titles and people will say "no, not even close." That's what we've got. Dolphins fans are easy to disable considering very few of the ones I deal with have any real connection to the 72 dolphins and their franchise has been total horseshit for the last decade. LET THEM KEEP IT. Plus you can always asterisk the 72 Dolphins by pointing out the 14 game schedule and the .328 opponent winning %. The 2007 Patriots would have been damn near ironclad.

Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2012, 11:11:06 AM

Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2012, 11:03:48 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I had a hard time rooting for either SF or NYG yesterday. I kept forgetting who I wanted to win and why. In the end I was for the Giants because I want to see them get served by the Patriots in retaliation for their inexplicable victory in the last matchup - which pissed me off mainly because the '72 Dolphins remained relevant. I'm going to be in Indy for the Super Bowl and the Manning facefuckery and Patriots hate will get me back in the mood to rock a hoodie with sleeves cut and scowl at everyone I meet. My grudges run deep.

As CT wisely pointed out 4 years ago--and changed my mind in doing so--the Patriots finishing a championship season undefeated and untied may have gone a long way toward shutting up those asshats from Miami. However, in doing so, that would merely kick off another several decades of NEW self-important asshattery from a possibly MORE insufferable bunch.  The '72 Dolphins, after all, will soon all be dead anyway, so I'm fine with those guys hanging on to the record for now, because it means I won't have to brace for 40 more years of Tedy Bruschi and Wes Welker popping bubbly and slapping themsleves on the back every time some subsequent team lost their first game of the season after Halloween.

Yeah, Massholes are as bad as it gets without having That to hang their hat on. They can say "GREATEST TEAM EVAH" about any of their three titles and people will say "no, not even close." That's what we've got. Dolphins fans are easy to disable considering very few of the ones I deal with have any real connection to the 72 dolphins and their franchise has been total horseshit for the last decade. LET THEM KEEP IT. Plus you can always asterisk the 72 Dolphins by pointing out the 14 game schedule and the .328 opponent winning %. The 2007 Patriots would have been damn near ironclad.

Quote from: Fork on January 23, 2012, 11:32:26 AM

Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2012, 11:11:06 AM

Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2012, 11:03:48 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I had a hard time rooting for either SF or NYG yesterday. I kept forgetting who I wanted to win and why. In the end I was for the Giants because I want to see them get served by the Patriots in retaliation for their inexplicable victory in the last matchup - which pissed me off mainly because the '72 Dolphins remained relevant. I'm going to be in Indy for the Super Bowl and the Manning facefuckery and Patriots hate will get me back in the mood to rock a hoodie with sleeves cut and scowl at everyone I meet. My grudges run deep.

As CT wisely pointed out 4 years ago--and changed my mind in doing so--the Patriots finishing a championship season undefeated and untied may have gone a long way toward shutting up those asshats from Miami. However, in doing so, that would merely kick off another several decades of NEW self-important asshattery from a possibly MORE insufferable bunch.  The '72 Dolphins, after all, will soon all be dead anyway, so I'm fine with those guys hanging on to the record for now, because it means I won't have to brace for 40 more years of Tedy Bruschi and Wes Welker popping bubbly and slapping themsleves on the back every time some subsequent team lost their first game of the season after Halloween.

Yeah, Massholes are as bad as it gets without having That to hang their hat on. They can say "GREATEST TEAM EVAH" about any of their three titles and people will say "no, not even close." That's what we've got. Dolphins fans are easy to disable considering very few of the ones I deal with have any real connection to the 72 dolphins and their franchise has been total horseshit for the last decade. LET THEM KEEP IT. Plus you can always asterisk the 72 Dolphins by pointing out the 14 game schedule and the .328 opponent winning %. The 2007 Patriots would have been damn near ironclad.

Giant fans aren't even the most insufferable fans in NY.

Quote from: SKO on January 23, 2012, 11:11:06 AM

Quote from: PANK! on January 23, 2012, 11:03:48 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 10:49:26 AM
I had a hard time rooting for either SF or NYG yesterday. I kept forgetting who I wanted to win and why. In the end I was for the Giants because I want to see them get served by the Patriots in retaliation for their inexplicable victory in the last matchup - which pissed me off mainly because the '72 Dolphins remained relevant. I'm going to be in Indy for the Super Bowl and the Manning facefuckery and Patriots hate will get me back in the mood to rock a hoodie with sleeves cut and scowl at everyone I meet. My grudges run deep.

As CT wisely pointed out 4 years ago--and changed my mind in doing so--the Patriots finishing a championship season undefeated and untied may have gone a long way toward shutting up those asshats from Miami. However, in doing so, that would merely kick off another several decades of NEW self-important asshattery from a possibly MORE insufferable bunch.  The '72 Dolphins, after all, will soon all be dead anyway, so I'm fine with those guys hanging on to the record for now, because it means I won't have to brace for 40 more years of Tedy Bruschi and Wes Welker popping bubbly and slapping themsleves on the back every time some subsequent team lost their first game of the season after Halloween.

Yeah, Massholes are as bad as it gets without having That to hang their hat on. They can say "GREATEST TEAM EVAH" about any of their three titles and people will say "no, not even close." That's what we've got. Dolphins fans are easy to disable considering very few of the ones I deal with have any real connection to the 72 dolphins and their franchise has been total horseshit for the last decade. LET THEM KEEP IT. Plus you can always asterisk the 72 Dolphins by pointing out the 14 game schedule and the .328 opponent winning %. The 2007 Patriots would have been damn near ironclad.

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 11:45:23 AM
All this is valid. That said: try living in Indianapolis for one day and not wish bad things upon every Manning who ever existed. I defy you. Even Ricky.

Quote from: CT III on January 23, 2012, 11:58:34 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 11:45:23 AM
All this is valid. That said: try living in Indianapolis for one day and not wish bad things upon every Manning who ever existed. I defy you. Even Ricky.

I don't think I could do the first part, let alone the second.

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing? 

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

Quote from: BBM on January 23, 2012, 02:45:31 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing? 

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

Look Belichek is a dick and boston fans are massholes.  But New York is equally as bad and the manning family is a bunch of dicks. 

Also Fork likes the giants.... So, screw him

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

Quote from: BH on January 23, 2012, 02:50:05 PM

Quote from: BBM on January 23, 2012, 02:45:31 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing? 

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

Look Belichek is a dick and boston fans are massholes.  But New York is equally as bad and the manning family is a bunch of dicks. 

Also Fork likes the giants.... So, screw him

The manning family, or peyton and archie? Eli looks halfretarded and Cooper is CT's favorite manning by A MILE!

Screw tom brady and bellicheck.

Quote from: BBM on January 23, 2012, 03:32:34 PM

Quote from: BH on January 23, 2012, 02:50:05 PM

Quote from: BBM on January 23, 2012, 02:45:31 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing? 

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

Look Belichek is a dick and boston fans are massholes.  But New York is equally as bad and the manning family is a bunch of dicks. 

Also Fork likes the giants.... So, screw him

The manning family, or peyton and archie? Eli looks halfretarded and Cooper is CT's favorite manning by A MILE!

Screw tom brady and bellicheck.

I'm pretty sure Eli is half retarded.  He let his daddy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELFKMY14TYU) pull a elway for him and take him from san diego to new york.   

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 23, 2012, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Quote from: BH on January 23, 2012, 02:50:05 PM

Quote from: BBM on January 23, 2012, 02:45:31 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing? 

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

Look Belichek is a dick and boston fans are massholes.  But New York is equally as bad and the manning family is a bunch of dicks. 

Also Fork likes the giants.... So, screw him

The manning family, or peyton and archie? Eli looks halfretarded and Cooper is CT's favorite manning by A MILE!

Screw tom brady and bellicheck.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 23, 2012, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Quote from: flannj on January 23, 2012, 07:06:57 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 23, 2012, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Chuck would gesture toward left field.

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 23, 2012, 10:37:42 PM

Quote from: flannj on January 23, 2012, 07:06:57 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 23, 2012, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Chuck would gesture toward left field.

Al or Al?

Quote from: flannj on January 23, 2012, 10:47:59 PM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 23, 2012, 10:37:42 PM

Quote from: flannj on January 23, 2012, 07:06:57 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 23, 2012, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Chuck would gesture toward left field.

Al or Al?

Does Allen have a connection to the Yankees?

I'm talking about Alful Alful.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2012, 11:06:58 PM

Quote from: flannj on January 23, 2012, 10:47:59 PM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 23, 2012, 10:37:42 PM

Quote from: flannj on January 23, 2012, 07:06:57 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 23, 2012, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

[gestures toward center field]

Chuck would gesture toward left field.

Al or Al?

Does Allen have a connection to the Yankees?

I'm talking about Alful Alful.

Al Afalava?

Quote from: BBM on January 23, 2012, 03:32:34 PM

I'm pretty sure Eli is half retarded.  He let his daddy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELFKMY14TYU) pull a elway for him and take him from san diego to new york.   

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

Quote from: morpheus on January 24, 2012, 03:05:15 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 24, 2012, 04:08:01 PM

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I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

Quote from: CT III on January 24, 2012, 06:12:15 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 24, 2012, 04:08:01 PM

Quote from: morpheus on January 24, 2012, 03:05:15 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

Or the Ravens could have just called the time-out they had left.

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Quote from: CT III on January 24, 2012, 06:12:15 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 24, 2012, 04:08:01 PM

Quote from: morpheus on January 24, 2012, 03:05:15 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 23, 2012, 03:00:14 PM

Quote from: PenPho on January 23, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
I get that the Giants don't exactly inspire a ton of positive reaction from the masses, but seriously, people are rooting for the Patriots?

Is this just an NFC vs. AFC thing?  

Because fuck the Patriots sideways.

It does come down to a dislike of all other NFC teams without Purdue quarterbacks. That and a lot of unresolved asshurt over something something. I have absolutely nothing against the Patriots and I really respect the way they've been able to remain dominant in an era that has seen almost every other team rise and fall on an annual basis. It's remarkable and it's on the level, as far as I can gather. That said, if Belechick were the coach of the Washington Redskins or something I'd hate him with fire of a thousand Matt Murton pubic mounds.

It's like Yankee hate. What did the Yankees ever do to me, a Cubs fan? Show me on the doll where the Yankees touched you.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/01/24/ravens-kicking-consultant-cant-rule-out-new-england-patriots-cheating-in-afc-championship/

If only there were some way to know what the down and distance were besides looking at the scoreboard. And yeah, it makes perfect sense for a home team to try to gain an advantage by giving its opponent and extra down during a series. That is some bitch-made shit right there. Kicking consultant? Consult on how not to miss a kick by 20 yards.

And ask yourself: "Who you crappin?"

Or the Ravens could have just called the time-out they had left.

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2012, 03:04:07 PM

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 04:30:27 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2012, 03:04:07 PM

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

That Milton Bradley designed some really nice board games.

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 26, 2012, 03:11:08 PM

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 04:30:27 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 25, 2012, 03:04:07 PM

Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2012, 11:59:19 AM
The San Francisco Chronicle is pushing to get the 49ers to go after DeSean Jackson, and to dump Michael Crabtree (duh!).  In the article I learned why at the start of games Jackson gives his alma mater as Long Beach Polytechnic High School instead of Cal.  Apparently before the draft the Cal coaches were honest in their appraisal of Jackson's selfishness.  His nickname among his teammates was "MeSean".   That embittered him towards Cal so he doesn't want to honor them with a mention.  It sounds like his welcome in Philadelphia is wearing thin, so the San Francisco media is looking for a new wide receiver to take the throws of world class QB Alex Smith.  Apparently the Niners are also interested in a new kick returner, though I can't imagine why.

Long Beach Poly is also the alma mater of Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz, Milton Bradley and ExPex II. Some hits and misses in there, but famous alums abound. And Asian broads by the assload.

That Milton Bradley designed some really nice board games.

Did you just think that up? Brilliant.