Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[Richard Chuggar]

They met while she was getting a DNA sample from him.

They?  The government?

[CT III]

I KNEW DAT UTLER GUY WASN'T HURT DAT BAD IF HE COULD FLY ON A PLANE AND WHAT'S HE DOIN' IN AFRICA TEACHIN' PSYCHICS TO KIDS INSTEAD OF STUDYIN' DA PLAYBOOK?!?

http://www.suntimes.com/photos/galleries/4720524-419/trip-to-kenya-gives-jay-cutler-a-big-dose-of-perspective.html

Also, nice try Utler, but this in no way redeems your abhorrent habit of not being personable with sportswriters at press conferences.

[PenPho]

BHWorld reporting, pre-draft includes this awesome nugget.

Citing multiple sources, the National Football Post reports that Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett skipped his team visit with the Panthers earlier this month after "a late night on the town."
Mallett met Panthers officials on the evening of April 8, but reportedly canceled for April 9, when the bulk of his visit was supposed to occur. Mallett reportedly "called and said he was sick," after being spotted out late following dinner. The reporter here -- Brad Biggs, also of the Chicago Tribune -- is one of the best in the business, so we have a hard time believing it's "pre-draft misinformation." In fact, the Charlotte Observer's Joseph Person confirms the report. It will do nothing to dispel the notion that Mallett is a massive off-field character risk, possibly with consumption and addiction issues.

[CT III]

BHWorld reporting, pre-draft includes this awesome nugget.

Citing multiple sources, the National Football Post reports that Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett skipped his team visit with the Panthers earlier this month after "a late night on the town."
Mallett met Panthers officials on the evening of April 8, but reportedly canceled for April 9, when the bulk of his visit was supposed to occur. Mallett reportedly "called and said he was sick," after being spotted out late following dinner. The reporter here -- Brad Biggs, also of the Chicago Tribune -- is one of the best in the business, so we have a hard time believing it's "pre-draft misinformation." In fact, the Charlotte Observer's Joseph Person confirms the report. It will do nothing to dispel the notion that Mallett is a massive off-field character risk, possibly with consumption and addiction issues.

Jesus, he's got TB?

[SKO]

BHWorld reporting, pre-draft includes this awesome nugget.

Citing multiple sources, the National Football Post reports that Arkansas QB Ryan Mallett skipped his team visit with the Panthers earlier this month after "a late night on the town."
Mallett met Panthers officials on the evening of April 8, but reportedly canceled for April 9, when the bulk of his visit was supposed to occur. Mallett reportedly "called and said he was sick," after being spotted out late following dinner. The reporter here -- Brad Biggs, also of the Chicago Tribune -- is one of the best in the business, so we have a hard time believing it's "pre-draft misinformation." In fact, the Charlotte Observer's Joseph Person confirms the report. It will do nothing to dispel the notion that Mallett is a massive off-field character risk, possibly with consumption and addiction issues. , but shut the fuck up, faggot. He's got a fucking ARMCOCK.

Fix'd.

[SKO]

Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

Or possibly not.

We'll probably have to wait to see how it plays out.

[BH]

Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

Or possibly not.

We'll probably have to wait to see how it plays out.

Bump.

[Tony]

Ol' Uncle SKO may have reason to live this fall after all: http://twitter.com/#/JasonLaCanfora/status/62636746730512384

Or possibly not.

We'll probably have to wait to see how it plays out.

Bump.

It is my new mission in life for my company to do their wedding invitations.

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

[PenPho]

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?

[Tony]

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

[Chuck to Chuck]

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

Farve and Sterger?

[Internet Apex]

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

Farve and Sterger?

Mike Kafka?

[PenPho]

And it wouldn't be the first NFL QB's wedding we work on, but we signed a confidentiality agreement so I can't say who.

Jeff Garcia finally got gay married?

You guys are doing the Roethlisberger wedding?

Not as exciting as a gay or rape wedding. As far as NFL quarterbacks go, it's just about the most boring one we could get. Here's a hint....the invitations are purple.

Farve and Sterger?

Mike Kafka?

I'm going with DING DING DING on THI.