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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #360 on: July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM »
Ah, yes. And Fred McGriff (que Fork in 5,4,3,2...) wanted to stay in Tampa. How'd that work out for everyone?

Sure, he wants to stay here. He has a no trade clause built into the contract. He has a no trade clause as well from the CBA. But what he has is some power. Arte Moreno better start stacking some cheddar for DLee. All desperate owners do.

I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.

2) Ted Lilly can still bury the bodies on the old Yum Yum Donuts site.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #361 on: July 28, 2010, 03:12:50 PM »
I heard last week that Hendry has been doing the asskiss of the century over the last month or so--that he's been telling anyone willing to listen that he didn't want to sign those huge deals for Soriano, Z, et. al., but that the Tribune company made him do it.  Apparently, its been borderline embarrassing.  Now he comes out and says "don't blame me, Derrek doesn't want to move and he has those 10/5 rights, you know." 

Given that he's never said anything about player movement before and has never been willing to throw players under the bus, is this announcement by Hendry just another notch in his "honest man, none of this is my fault!" routine? 

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #362 on: July 28, 2010, 03:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.


Finally, Good, Probably not, ok, please, and why?

(EDIT: Changed stance on Dempster. Numbers have been progressively worse from 08-10)

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #363 on: July 28, 2010, 03:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2010, 03:17:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.


Finally, Good, Probably not, ok, please, and why?

(EDIT: Changed stance on Dempster. Numbers have been progressively worse from 08-10)

I hope TJ hasn't caught a case of the BC.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #364 on: July 28, 2010, 03:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 28, 2010, 03:21:39 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2010, 03:17:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 28, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
I predict:

1) Ryan Theriot, Derrek Lee, Carlos Silva, Ryan Dempster, Kosuke and Marlon Byrd will all have new mailing addresses next week.


Finally, Good, Probably not, ok, please, and why?

(EDIT: Changed stance on Dempster. Numbers have been progressively worse from 08-10)

I hope TJ hasn't caught a case of the BC.

GET THAT CRAYON OUT!!!!

I've got a case of warm Dr. Pepper in my trunk.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #365 on: August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM »
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez

RHP Tyrelle Harris

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #366 on: August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez

RHP Tyrelle Harris

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #367 on: August 18, 2010, 04:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez

RHP Tyrelle Harris

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

I think he traded Fontenot for one like a week ago and they also got DeWitt. So by never you must have meant this week or whatever.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #368 on: August 18, 2010, 04:51:01 PM »
From Mark Bowman's MLB.com story:

QuoteThe Braves didn't have to part ways with Julio Teheran, Mike Minor or any of the other young pitchers that they consider to be in their "elite prospect" category, as they sent right-handed pitchers Robinson Lopez and Tyrelle Harris and left-handed pitcher Jeffrey Lorick to Chicago.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #369 on: August 18, 2010, 04:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

You mean like when he traded for Derrek Lee?

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #370 on: August 18, 2010, 04:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2010, 04:51:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

You mean like when he traded for Derrek Lee?

Good post, Chuck.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #371 on: August 18, 2010, 04:56:46 PM »
ADAM DUNN!!!!!!
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #372 on: August 18, 2010, 05:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
From Mark Bowman's MLB.com story:

QuoteThe Braves didn't have to part ways with Julio Teheran, Mike Minor or any of the other young pitchers that they consider to be in their "elite prospect" category, as they sent right-handed pitchers Robinson Lopez and Tyrelle Harris and left-handed pitcher Jeffrey Lorick to Chicago.

I can't believe the Braves didn't part with any of their top prospects for a month of a half of Derrek Lee with a gimpy back.

Mike Minor is in their current starting rotation for Atheismo's sake.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #373 on: August 18, 2010, 05:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
The three prospects the Cubs get, all pitchers:

RHP Robinson Lopez

RHP Tyrelle Harris

LHP Jeffrey HAIRSTON Lorick

I don't know why Jim Hendry never trades for hitters.

Trades for pitchers are underwhelming

Saul Goodman

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #374 on: August 18, 2010, 05:17:50 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 18, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 18, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
From Mark Bowman's MLB.com story:

QuoteThe Braves didn't have to part ways with Julio Teheran, Mike Minor or any of the other young pitchers that they consider to be in their "elite prospect" category, as they sent right-handed pitchers Robinson Lopez and Tyrelle Harris and left-handed pitcher Jeffrey Lorick to Chicago.

I can't believe the Braves didn't part with any of their top prospects for a month of a half of Derrek Lee with a gimpy back.

Mike Minor is in their current starting rotation for Atheismo's sake.

Bowman must have this idea in his head that Cubs fans have unrealistic expectations in trades.  How odd.
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