Poop Chat with Karry Ling

[KarryLing]

Funny you should ask.  Pepe's over in Germany, hanging with his buds from down under.

[berserker]

Apex, I gotta tip my hat. That was the funniest fucking thing I've ever read in my (too) significant time reading this board.

[Argyles]

A truly magnificent example of vivid, real-life storytelling.

If Reader's Digest would only loosen up a bit, as far as its editorial standards regarding bodily functions are concerned, it could be one of their "True Life Stories" along the lines of a backpacker trapped under a fallen sequoia who escapes, then saves nine orphans from drowning in a nearby lake, using only two yards of twine and a badger carcass.

[berserker]

Apex, send that one into Maxim or any of the "lad mags". Guarantee you make a couple bucks.

[InternetApex]

To hell with Maxim and Reader's Digest. This story belongs right where it is, on the only Web site I'll ever need.

Interesting thought though: If and when we actually have this Elimination Party, I'll try to get Kevin to ride up with me. You think you're laughing now, my chums, but you haven't seen or heard shit yet. You let him tell it himself and see if you miss my literary embellishments one iota. I bet my car you won't.

[bozos72]

To hell with Maxim and Reader's Digest. This story belongs right where it is, on the only Web site I'll ever need.

Interesting thought though: If and when we actually have this Elimination Party, I'll try to get Kevin to ride up with me. You think you're laughing now, my chums, but you haven't seen or heard shit yet. You let him tell it himself and see if you miss my literary embellishments one iota. I bet my car you won't.

Literally?

[InternetApex]

Oh, yes. Kevin likes to use props when he tells stories. It makes for vivid, real-life storytelling!

[Huey]

Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

[Bad Kermit]

Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

[CPT]

Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

[berserker]

Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

I'll bring the hazmat suits

[Slaky311]

Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

I'll bring the hazmat suits

Can we play poo dollar? Poo pay phone? The Poo Times? Oh yes, these games are glorious.

[berserker]

Great.  I'll bring the toilet brush.

And I will shrink wrap my furniture and my dog.

I'll bring the piss pucks.

I'll bring the hazmat suits

Can we play poo dollar? Poo pay phone? The Poo Times? Oh yes, these games are glorious.

Let's invite DFB, and get some Shineola, and see if he can actually tell the difference.

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[InternetApex]

You mean DFB, right? DBF is better known for being good-looking than for being stupid.

[Bad Kermit]

You realize if Paul/J.C./God still reads this board, this party is going to have to be on double-secret probation, lest no one else gets laid that night.