Frequent and incomplete voiding of my bladder.
Women's shoes with toe cleavage.
Detonating giant scrotal cysts with a 19 ga. needle but no eye protection.
Eye floaters (I am seeking a vitrectomy).
Adult skateboarders.
Canada Goose jackets.
Anal mucous.
Shaving.
Library "scientists"
Painted toenails.
Vintage plumbing with separate hot and cold spigots (or just knobs, as is the case with my imaginary ex's shower, the two settings on which are "scalding" and "icy"; it's an open question whether the bottom two knobs, for the tub, can even be turned without a lever arm).
Low-flow toilets.
People's knees. Cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere.
.... This idiocy on my part. It's going away soon.
But not before I complain about people who tap their umbrellas on the sidewalk like canes. It's not even snowing, moron, nor is any precipitation expected. What the fuck are you doing with the umbrella in the first place? Tap, tap, tap. Just add a fucking bow tie to round out the operation.
... Unresectable inguinal epidermoid cysts.
Narcissistic, lame suicide attempts for show. Even worse is when someone else doubles down to share the same locked ward. Oh, wait, I have to come and visit? Gotcha.
(This is from a long time ago, but I've just been switched back to Wellbutrin and am quite irritable and anorectic.)
Inability to get the Shingrix vaccine. Supply, demand, or neither, when you get right down to it.
Hair-twirling undergraduates. It's like the new onychophagy.
Quote from: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 11:50:08 PM
Hair-twirling undergraduates. It's like the new onychophagy.
I saw this thing on ITV the other week
Said that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playing with her hair well regularly
So I reckon I could well be in
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2018, 02:23:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 11:50:08 PM
Hair-twirling undergraduates. It's like the new onychophagy.
I saw this thing on ITV the other week
Said that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playing with her hair well regularly
So I reckon I could well be in
Gag me with a spoon.
OK, this more amuses me than irritates, but I keep running into a young woman, undergrad or grad student, at the liquor store (I buy single cans of Lagunitas and Dogfish in the afternoon; more after what is effectively cat death row). She sports a lesbian hairdo, complete with poorly chosen highlights--butch with bleached highlights on top--and she's buying 12-packs of Bood Lite day in and day out.
I mean, the students seem to be "partying hard" lately (there was a kid on the campus shuttle last night with a case of Natty Lite), but the recurrence of this one stands out for me.
Back to annoyances: Slovenian "sparkling" mineral water. The stuff I got today was about as fizzy as my balls.
Black nitrile gloves, size L.
WFMT, with the sole exception of The Midnight Special (http://www.midnightspecial.org).
"Power walkers."
Quote from: Wheezer on December 04, 2018, 10:11:31 AM
"Power walkers."
What about my medical walker with the tennis balls stuck on the two legs that don't have wheels?
Quote from: CBStew on December 04, 2018, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 04, 2018, 10:11:31 AM
"Power walkers."
What about my medical walker with the tennis balls stuck on the two legs that don't have wheels?
When
I had to use a walker (random street violence, fought back against these two shits, shredded right meniscus), I didn't get no fancy wheels.
Students who are so germophobic that they leave the tap running in the library bathroom after washing their hands.
"Hamilton."
(https://bluraymedia.ign.com/bluray/image/article/118/1184569/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-20110727035220985-000.jpg)
Occult symbols spray-painted by utility companies on the sidewalk. Peoples Gas at least has the decency to use English.
"The Capitol Steps," who are always a public-radio scourge this time of year.
"TED Talks."
Sandra Tsing Loh, although she's not nearly as horrifying as Sook-Yin Lee.
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.
Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.
Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.
What would happen to a letter addressed simply to "Wheezer"?
Quote from: CBStew on August 17, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.
Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.
What would happen to a letter addressed simply to "Wheezer"?
Are you going to add a return address?
Quote from: Wheezer on August 18, 2019, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 17, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.
Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.
What would happen to a letter addressed simply to "Wheezer"?
Are you going to add a return address?
I am reminded of the finale of the movie "Miracle on 34th Street". Natalie Wood's finest moment.