Twatheads Twittering

[Saul Goodman]

The Genius is devoting his great mind to everyone's benefit now, instead of just the greatest fans in baseball.  What a guy.

La Russa has been selected by commish Bud Selig to serve on a panel to discuss ways to improve the game #stlcards

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The Genius is devoting his great mind to everyone's benefit now, instead of just the greatest fans in baseball.  What a guy.

La Russa has been selected by commish Bud Selig to serve on a panel to discuss ways to improve the game #stlcards

I look forward to watching Big Z take his maple to the Franzia boxes MLB will soon deploy in dugouts across the league.

[Waco Kid]

The Genius is devoting his great mind to everyone's benefit now, instead of just the greatest fans in baseball.  What a guy.

La Russa has been selected by commish Bud Selig to serve on a panel to discuss ways to improve the game #stlcards

So basically MLB is on the road to legalizing the use of steroids and HGH?

[Shooter]

The Genius is devoting his great mind to everyone's benefit now, instead of just the greatest fans in baseball.  What a guy.

La Russa has been selected by commish Bud Selig to serve on a panel to discuss ways to improve the game #stlcards

I look forward to watching Big Z take his maple to the Franzia boxes MLB will soon deploy in dugouts across the league.

More designated drivers.

[Weebs]

I don't know if this is at all relevant in this thread, but I'm quite amazed by how hilarious John Mayer's Twitter feed is.

[ChuckD]

I don't know if this is at all relevant in this thread, but I'm quite amazed by how hilarious John Mayer's Twitter feed is.

#   Look, when I'm playing charades and the hint is 'movie,' '4 words,' I know it's going to Glen Gary Glen Ross. Don't act surprised.    5:22 AM Dec 25th   from web   

Uhh...

[Oleg]

I don't know if this is at all relevant in this thread, but I'm quite amazed by how hilarious John Mayer's Twitter feed is.

#   Look, when I'm playing charades and the hint is 'movie,' '4 words,' I know it's going to Glen Gary Glen Ross. Don't act surprised.    5:22 AM Dec 25th   from web   

Uhh...

Rock stars get the best weed.

[Yeti]

http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

# I was recently asked to be best man to my best mate in the world. The one condition was my mate made me swear – NO jokes before the wedding. 3:06 PM Dec 8th from web

# So on his stag-do, the night before the wedding+even in my speech I was on my best behaviour, but everyone had a great time so job done. 3:07 PM Dec 8th from web

# I volunteered to check in on their house while they're on honeymoon + 1 day I thought – "Technically, this is AFTER the wedding, right?" 3:08 PM Dec 8th from web

# Before I go any further I should say 90% the tech is ripped from http://bit.ly/kvALJ with a load of motion sensing tech added instead. 3:15 PM Dec 8th from web

# So here's the thing: the newlywed's marital bed now has a pressure-sensitive pad underneath which now tweets everytime they get on the job. 3:17 PM Dec 8th from web

# You'll know when it starts, when it ends, the force, a rating on the frenzy index and a judge's comment – all broadcast live to Twitter.    3:18 PM Dec 8th   from web

February 26th...

STAGGERED: So when are you going to tell him?

ANONBESTMAN: After talking it over with the boys, we reckon it'd be a nice surprise to do it on his birthday, 26th Feb.

STAGGERED: Any ideas how you'll do it – our suggestion is that you do a live video feed, which we'd be more than happy to host, we won't even charge you.

ANONBESTMAN: That's good of you! As it stands, the fact that no one knows who they are and that I can soften the blow by buying him a massive birthday present with the sponsorship money is probably all that stands between me and death.

STAGGERED: You can't deny thousands of people the chance to see how this ends.

ANONBESTMAN: We'll see. I'm sure I can figure something out.

I'll be waiting for the weight to dramatically change from 151 kg.

It went up to 155... Get married. Get fat

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I'll be waiting for the weight to dramatically change from 151 kg.

It went up to 155... Get married. Get fat

Let me know when it breaks 200. Or suddenly drops below 140.

That's when things get interesting.

[Saul Goodman]

[Andy]

Darren Rovell is funnier than I thought.

And, if that's him on the left, he's much hotter than I thought, too.

[JD]

Darren Rovell is funnier than I thought.

And, if that's him on the left, he's much hotter than I thought, too.

Hot enough to hump your hand?



20 hours, 35 seconds and counting...SCORE!

[Chuck to Chuck]

Is the Andy, Kerm, and Chuck show far off?

[Saul Goodman]

Muskrat doesn't understand the meaning of fun:

@CarrieMuskat
#cubs talking to Kevin Millar about Minor League deal but team says nothing has been finalized. Could be fun with him and Ryan Dempster

and Jerry Crasnick doesn't understand the meaning of cool:

@jcrasnick
As several people have pointed out, wouldn't it be cool if Kevin Millar played on 2004 champion Red Sox and '10 champion Cubs?

Since Millar = instant championship, natch.

[Internet Apex]

Muskrat doesn't understand the meaning of fun:

@CarrieMuskat
#cubs talking to Kevin Millar about Minor League deal but team says nothing has been finalized. Could be fun with him and Ryan Dempster

and Jerry Crasnick doesn't understand the meaning of cool:

@jcrasnick
As several people have pointed out, wouldn't it be cool if Kevin Millar played on 2004 champion Red Sox and '10 champion Cubs?

Since Millar = instant championship, natch.

I think it would be cooler if Josh Beckett played on the World Champion 03 Marlins, the World Champion 07 Red Sox and the World Champion 10, 11, 12, & 13 Cubs.

But the Millar thing would be... ok.