2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[CT III]

When you score the overtime goal that brings my team it's first Stanley Cup in 49 years, you can act like a dick.

In fact, I insist.

[World B Free]

When you score the overtime goal that brings my team it's first Stanley Cup in 49 years, you can act like a dick.

In fact, I insist.

THI

[BH]

When you score the overtime goal that brings my team it's first Stanley Cup in 49 years, you can act like a dick.

In fact, I insist.

Ok Al.

[CT III]

When you score the overtime goal that brings my team it's first Stanley Cup in 49 years, you can act like a dick.

In fact, I insist.

Ok Al.

I'm pretty sure that Al would have said "brings us our first Stanley Cup".

[J. Walter Weatherman]

When you score the overtime goal that brings my team it's first Stanley Cup in 49 years, you can act like a dick.

In fact, I insist.

Ok Al.

I'm pretty sure that Al would have said "brings us our first Stanley Cup at Wrigley Field later this summer, where we can cheer, and dream of the day when the Cubs win the World Series on that same field".

Dumb fucking pud'd

[Waco Kid]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

[CT III]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

Okay, I think what we have here is that Kerm has a point, but none of us including Kerm care, so let's drop it.

[Waco Kid]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

Okay, I think what we have here is that Kerm has a point, but none of us including Kerm care, so let's drop it.

Noted & dropped.

[SKO]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

Okay, I think what we have here is that Kerm has a point, but none of us including Kerm care, so let's drop it.

I'm not going to drop it. KERM SHOULD LOVE MY PATRICK KANE BLINDLY.

[Bort]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

Okay, I think what we have here is that Kerm has a point, but none of us including Kerm care, so let's drop it.

I'm not going to drop it. KERM SHOULD LOVE MY PATRICK KANE BLINDLY.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL KERMIT WATCHES GOODFELLAS WITH PATRICK KANE.

[SKO]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

Okay, I think what we have here is that Kerm has a point, but none of us including Kerm care, so let's drop it.

I'm not going to drop it. KERM SHOULD LOVE MY PATRICK KANE BLINDLY.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL KERMIT WATCHES GOODFELLAS WITH PATRICK KANE.

THEY WILL TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKIN' SWEET IT WOULD BE IF THEY WERE IN THE MOB AND THEN THEY WILL GET DOMINO'S AND DRINK CORONA.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zD8tpV3CxU&feature=player_embedded

History will be made.

Steak sauce poured all over Christina Hendricks' jubblies.

[Bort]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Kane acted that way because the idiot reporter didn't have the sense to keep quiet about certain topics during a celebration that was precipitated by Kane scoring the Stanley Cup winning goal. It's Kane's moment not some wiseass reporter's. So fuck the damn reporter.

Okay, I think what we have here is that Kerm has a point, but none of us including Kerm care, so let's drop it.

I'm not going to drop it. KERM SHOULD LOVE MY PATRICK KANE BLINDLY.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL KERMIT WATCHES GOODFELLAS WITH PATRICK KANE.

THEY WILL TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKIN' SWEET IT WOULD BE IF THEY WERE IN THE MOB AND THEN THEY WILL GET DOMINO'S AND DRINK CORONA.

I WOULD PAY LITERALLY ONES OF DOLLARS TO WATCH A MOVIE ABOUT KERM AND KANE IN THE MOB.

[Yeti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zD8tpV3CxU&feature=player_embedded

History will be made.

Steak sauce poured all over Christina Hendricks' jubblies.

I'll never get enough of watching Hossa celebrate that goal.

[Wheezer]

I'm impressed that there was an andouille sausage to be had.

Fireworks erupted as Blackhawks star Jonathan Toews hoisted the Stanley Cup before a crush of flag-waving, fist-pumping fans pegged by the city at 2 million.

[Edit.--I feel much better now.]