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SKO

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2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« on: July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM »
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?
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SKO

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 12:12:14 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?

The Bears are good, they're just not elite on the Hub Arkush Scale of Eliteness. Not like the 2012 Chiefs anyway.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 01:16:06 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long.

SKO Asshurt Alert Scale set to: TREMULOUS
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2013, 01:19:51 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?

The Bears are good, they're just not elite on the Hub Arkush Scale of Eliteness. Not like the 2012 Chiefs anyway.

Elite like Pro Football Weekly?  Looking forward to their 2013 preview!
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Internet Apex

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2013, 05:30:34 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?

The Bears are good, they're just not elite on the Hub Arkush Scale of Eliteness. Not like the 2012 Chiefs anyway.

Elite like Pro Football Weekly?  Looking forward to their 2013 preview!

*laughs sardonically*
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2013, 07:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2013, 05:30:34 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?

The Bears are good, they're just not elite on the Hub Arkush Scale of Eliteness. Not like the 2012 Chiefs anyway.

Elite like Pro Football Weekly?  Looking forward to their 2013 preview!

*laughs sardonically*

On newsstands now:
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Internet Apex

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2013, 11:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on July 24, 2013, 07:24:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2013, 05:30:34 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?

The Bears are good, they're just not elite on the Hub Arkush Scale of Eliteness. Not like the 2012 Chiefs anyway.

Elite like Pro Football Weekly?  Looking forward to their 2013 preview!

*laughs sardonically*

On newsstands now:


I don't understand this Shooter photoshop at all.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2013, 08:00:58 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2013, 11:14:53 PM
Quote from: Shooter on July 24, 2013, 07:24:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2013, 05:30:34 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 01:19:51 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 24, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 24, 2013, 12:06:54 PM
Players started reporting to camp today.

Football.

/eagerly awaits 1500 articles about Cutler having no excuses, the team lacking an identity without Urlacher, and Hub Arkush shitting on any positive reports about Kyle Long everything.

Accurate?

The Bears are good, they're just not elite on the Hub Arkush Scale of Eliteness. Not like the 2012 Chiefs anyway.

Elite like Pro Football Weekly?  Looking forward to their 2013 preview!

*laughs sardonically*

On newsstands now:


I don't understand this Shooter photoshop at all.

http://www.profootballweekly.com/2013/05/31/pro-football-weekly-says-goodbye

QuotePro Football Weekly's NFL Preview 2013 magazine and the Fantasy Football Guide 2013 will be available at your local newsstands on June 11 and June 25, respectively. The rights to publish and distribute those magazines were sold to help raise money for the "assignment for the benefit of the creditors," and most of the old PFW staff and I wrote and edited them, so I believe you will find them to be equal to the old PFW standards.
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SKO

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2013, 08:03:52 AM »
This is not what I want of this thread.
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Bort

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2013, 08:18:21 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2013, 08:03:52 AM
This is not what I want of this thread.

You're a Bears fan who follows the Cubs in the offseason. Get used to disappointment.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2013, 08:29:09 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2013, 08:03:52 AM
This is not what I want of this thread.

Sorry for not discussing all of the relevant Bears news from the last 20 hours.
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SKO

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2013, 08:41:11 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 25, 2013, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2013, 08:03:52 AM
This is not what I want of this thread.

Sorry for not discussing all of the relevant Bears news from the last 20 hours.

All is forgiven as long as we stop discussing Hub Arkush. He has his own website for that now.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 09:02:19 AM »
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2013, 08:41:11 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 25, 2013, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2013, 08:03:52 AM
This is not what I want of this thread.

Sorry for not discussing all of the relevant Bears news from the last 20 hours.

All is forgiven as long as we stop discussing Hub Arkush. He has his own website for that now.

Indeed...

QuoteThe consequence of the NFL becoming the country's sports obsession means the summer can turn into a police blotter. Several arrests of players — and personnel executives in Denver — could lead to see how Trestman, Emery and the Bears handle their own staying in line during the time off.

...

Don't expect much from the Bears' brass before camp has started, but we'll have you covered on Wednesday with everything Trestman and Emery have to offer as Bears training camp begins.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2013, 10:33:11 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 25, 2013, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 25, 2013, 08:03:52 AM
This is not what I want of this thread.

Sorry for not discussing all of the relevant Bears news from the last 20 hours.

Breaking: Trestman is weird, Phil Emery says odd things
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