The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[PTanner]

Aw, let's give joesoxfan a break. He and his fellow Sox fans have lightened up some. They've even forgiven Billy Buckner. Using Joe Sox fan's math, he only booted that ground ball against the Mets in a Game 6 that was already tied up 448 years ago.

Is he a Red Sox fan? I assumed he was an emo, amphetamine-addled White Sox fan who loves himself some Fall Out Boy.

Everyone knows "sox" refers to the Red Sox. Haven't you ever seen ESPN?

The Red Sox and the Yankees are the only two teams playing in baseball, right?

Don't forget the Mutts. ESPN doesn't.

forget them?

I'm never gonna give them up, never gonna let them down.

[Slaky+]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

[Three times a JD]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

I totally agree.  You are exatry right.

[Thrillho]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

[PTanner]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

I hate sounding like a cliche, but goddamn, this guy plays the game the right way.

[TDubbs]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

[Tonker]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

Evelyone a rittle bit lacist.

[PTanner]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

Evelyone a rittle bit lacist.

don't be a plick.

[MidgetSellingWater]

It's also nice to have a guy who actually plays well at home.  Check out these home splits:

Avg - .462
OBP - .588
SLG - .731
OPS - 1.319

Small sample size, but still.

[Taylor2]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

Evelyone a rittle bit lacist.

don't be a plick.

You guys might want to nip this in the bud right now.

[TDubbs]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

Evelyone a rittle bit lacist.

don't be a plick.

You guys might want to nip this in the bud right now sideways vagina.

Thrillfed'd

[Thrillho]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

Evelyone a rittle bit lacist.

don't be a plick.

You guys might want to nip this in the bud right now sideways vagina Lake House.

Thrillfed'd

TDubbs' Netflix queue'd

[*In a Nutsack]

I'd rather stick rusted rail ties through my eyes than watch that monstrocity.

[Tonker]

Rookie of the Year.

It is so fun watching this guy play ball. He's got a great eye for strikes and he just rips the ball all over the field.

This thread shouldn't have slipped so low.

Fukudome is fucking awesome.

Out-hit by Big Z last night, though.

That guy sprays base hits.

Me love him long time.

That's lacist

Evelyone a rittle bit lacist.

don't be a plick.

Ya Gleek plat.

[RV]

Yeah, yeah it's only one game against some broke-ass Pudstros pitchers. But he hit the shit out of the ball tonight. At the very least you hope this will help him relax, and give him a longer leash with Lou. I'd absolutely love for this guy not to be a bust.