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Thanks to EIGHT Nebraska turnovers Iowa State gets its first win in Lincoln since the Carter administration

Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 21, 2009, 04:11:50 PM
This made me throw up a little bit in my mouth:

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Their likely 2010 committments:
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IF - Aaron Miles - $2.7MM
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Fuck.

Miles should earn every penny of that playing in Des Moines.

Either that or eat the money and release his ass. Then he can go back to The Shire and help Frodo take the fucking ring back to Mount Doom.

Well at least they didn't lose because they fucked up a kickoff this time...

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 16, 2009, 07:45:12 AM

Quote from: ChuckD on October 15, 2009, 11:05:44 PM

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Quote from: Cillit Bang on October 15, 2009, 10:17:17 PM

Quote from: CT III on October 15, 2009, 10:10:18 PM
Did anyone notice another thing that a lot of Jaramillo's students had in common?

Sammy Sosa, Juan Gonzalez, Ivan Rodriguez, Jeff Bagwell, and Alex Rodriguez?

Maybe Hendry should just sign Jaramillo's pharmacist.

I was going to say they all speak Spanish but I'm just not 100% sure about A-Rod.

I was going to guess "right-handed power hitters."

Damn, that's so much more likely than mine. Good game.

THEY ALL PLAYED BASEBALL.

They all banged Ryne Sandberg's ex wife.

Who hasn't?

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 10, 2009, 12:23:10 AM

Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 09, 2009, 09:47:32 PM
The Twins have no excuse for not winning that game.  Ugh.

Well, the left-field ump missing an obvious call on Mauer's double is a pretty damned convenient one...even if you're also right.

That was an Angel Hernandezesque display of gross incompetence. Or Phil Cuzzi is behind on his mortgage payments.

Quote from: Dave B on October 09, 2009, 12:26:11 PM
this guy thinks the Cubs should thropw in Angel Guzman if the Rays demand him, AND put Burrell in LF and move Fonzie to CF.

http://www.cubslocker.com/2009/10/08/the-chicago-cubs-are-ready-to-deal-milton-bradley/

That would fun to watch.

And by "fun to watch" I mean "as fun as whacking yourself in the nuts with a claw hammer."

Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 09, 2009, 01:02:21 PM

Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on October 09, 2009, 11:14:03 AM

Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.


:*(

boofucking hoo

Other than masking their steroid use, there is nothing the Cardinals do better than act like whiny little bitches.

What about dying in mid-season?

oh yeah, forgot about that one.

Quote from: BichetteHappens on October 09, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
"It doesn't really seem fair that the opposing team should be allowed to shake white towels when there's a white baseball flying through the air." -Adam Wainwright.


:*(

boofucking hoo

Other than masking their steroid use, there is nothing the Cardinals do better than act like whiny little bitches.

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on October 08, 2009, 08:29:36 PM
I'm not sure what thread it would belong in--but how's that Holliday trade working out for you now St. Louis?  I'm pretty sure Chris Duncan would've made that play...

Somebody needs to ask Dave Duncan about that.

Quote from: BH on October 06, 2009, 11:19:46 AM
Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can I was a lot better when I was on the juice in St. Louis.""

The fact that it's been reported in all three papers that Sandberg will not be the hitting coach leads me to believe an announcement of his hiring is imminent.

Why the fuck couldn't Gregg suffer a season-ending injury in March?

Nice Dirty Sanchez Kevin Hart is sporting in his mug shot on WGN.

Quote from: BH on September 25, 2009, 11:59:50 AM

Quote from: Trinew: The Boiler on September 25, 2009, 11:49:56 AM

Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 25, 2009, 11:26:47 AM
Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.