2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Yeti]

Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

You made me laugh

[Oleg]

Look fuckers...we have a fucking 3-0 professional football team that plays its games outdoors.  I'm just going to go ahead and enjoy the best quarterback in the NFC North and best one in the conference taller than a common Oleg and the best defense in conference.  Fuck New Orleans.  Fuck Dallas.  Get out of the way, mother fuckers.

Fuck you, you overfed long haired leaping gnome.

He's got super short hair you know.

The rest of it though...pretty accurate.

True.  Also, fuck New Orleans. Notice I left off Arizona, as I value my life.

[Saul Goodman]

RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.

Currently a Community Leader and Featured Columnist for BR covering the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Blackhawks.

In other words: EXPERT

[Saul Goodman]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

[Internet Apex]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

[Oleg]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

That's Yellon's boobery up there.

This is Tab's:

RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.

Currently a Community Leader and Featured Columnist for BR covering the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Blackhawks.

In other words: EXPERT

THERE ARE TOO MANY BOOBS ON THIS FIELD! /leastsomethingsomethingprefersthecompanyofmen

[Slaky]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

That's Yellon's boobery up there.

This is Tab's:

RE: the Tommie Harris situation - http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/daily-chicago-sports-tab/2010/09/tommie-harris-wants-out-of-chicago.html

Just a blog, so who knows how much stock can be put into it. Probably not much considering it's been hosted by the National Organization of Women. But it's plausible.

Just a blog? He also blogs on the nationally internetted Bleacher Report and is the doofus behind Committed Indians (*no affiliation with The Committed Indian or Second City Hockey), so clearly he's totally legit. And clearly it was his tweet that got Tommie benched.

Currently a Community Leader and Featured Columnist for BR covering the Chicago Cubs and Chicago Blackhawks.

In other words: EXPERT

THERE ARE TOO MANY BOOBS ON THIS FIELD! /leastsomethingsomethingprefersthecompanyofmen

Don't forget he was on the SCORE.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's all you need to know about the Bears. Keep in mind this is written by a true authority:

http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bears/2010/9/28/1716885/chicago-bears-schedule-top-five-games-giants-vikings-packers-bills-toronto

I definitely would think a game against the Bills would be more important than a game against either the Patriots or Jets late in the season

DPD.  What an idiot.  The Bills game is on the list, and not Philadelphia?  Not the Jets?

What do either of those have to do with HISTORY?

My God, what a fucking boob.

I just want to remind all of you that you're getting all butthurt over some dude named Tab who has a brown dong in his mouth in his pictures int he banner.

This site is fueled by HATE, of which Pollyellon is the chief exporter.

[SKO]

[Internet Apex]

LOL at McDoucheknuckles.

[SKO]

"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.

[morpheus]

"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.

Apparently this conception / misconception is somewhat common?  http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:FA2ywPuC2iIJ:www.cbssports.com/mcc/messages/thread/21689204+lovie+smith+coin+toss&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

[Internet Apex]

"One subtle difference has come when the Bears have won the toss. Smith has taken the ball to start the game instead of deferring to receive the kickoff in the second half. Smith's defense is better than his offense right now. Everybody knows it. But Smith is making a surprising, aggressive decision the other way."

Umm, I'm sorry, but I can't remember Lovie ever declining to receive at the beginning of the game. Not even when Ron Turner was the offensive coordinator. That's just making shit up to provide a contrast.

They deferred definitely a few times the past two years.