Because some things just deserve their own thread.
(http://www.bcpics.info/images/meantruck/1.jpg)
Also, making its debut, the never-before-seen side view of the Hatemobile.
(http://www.baraskit.se/random/img/53/mean_%20truck/2.jpg)
Quote from: PenFoe on April 05, 2010, 06:58:50 PM
Also, making its debut, the never-before-seen side view of the Hatemobile.
(http://www.baraskit.se/random/img/53/mean_%20truck/2.jpg)
Hot damn!
I'd love to run over Marilyn Byrd's fat, black ass with that car/truck/SUV.
Heard at Messner's Bar and Grill this afternoon:
Let me set the stage...
Braves batting in the bottom of the seventh of the first fucking game of the season.
"Just wait until they get rid of that lazy ass Piniella and get Sandberg. Then we'll be okay."
"It all depends on DLee. If we pay up for him, we're all good next year. He's the heart and soul of this team."
Fuck Cubs fans.
I want one of those.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 05, 2010, 07:29:28 PM
I'd love to run over Marilyn Byrd's fat, black ass with that car/truck/SUV.
Marlon Byrd is fat?
Duck Fuke.
Worse defense, Cubs or Bears? I FO:ISDJFpolisDfjcking hate this shit.
Z to Bullpen Bump.
I'm on
CHOO CHOO!!!
I just bought a ticket.
Plenty of room, folks!
I'm back on board with the hate. It feels good. Feels familiar. Indifference is boring.
Fuck the motherless cunts in charge of this organization!
Ah, that felt good.
All aboard!
I'll fire the hatemobile up as soon as the Hawks are done assfisting me.
VROOOM VROOOOOOM.
Because really...where else would the Hatemobile get parked except for the Firebarn?
(http://www.ebyfarm.com/images/queen_road_barn_fire.jpg)
Somebody tell the douchebag sitting next to Ricketts to take the fucking label off the bill of his cap.
We're gonna need a trailer for this thing.
I'll take a monthly pass
I'm excited for the day when Jim Hendry gets fired and is immediately hired as GM of the Mets.
But until then, fuck these guys.
Quote from: fiveouts on April 21, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
I'm excited for the day when Jim Hendry gets fired and is immediately hired as GM of the Mets Cardinals.
But until then, fuck these guys.
Keep it in the division'd.
Quote from: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 08:57:30 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on April 21, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
I'm excited for the day when Jim Hendry gets fired and is immediately hired as GM of the Mets Cardinals.
But until then, fuck these guys.
Keep it in the division'd.
As much fun as that would be, Hendry seems like the type of GM the Mets love-a scouting-obsessed guy who can run through a checkbook paying for mediocre to shitty veterans and "toolsy" prospects.
Good news! I have a deal with Andre Dawson to take care of the funeral and burial of the 2010 Cubs. (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/22/1591608/baseball-legend-dawson-sued-over.html)
Quote from: Brownie on April 22, 2010, 09:59:14 AM
Good news! I have a deal with Andre Dawson to take care of the funeral and burial of the 2010 Cubs. (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/22/1591608/baseball-legend-dawson-sued-over.html)
At least we Cubs fans can say he went in as an Expo...
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.
I don't know if a road map for left field would help Aramis at the plate.
Quote from: Eli on April 23, 2010, 07:23:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.
I don't know if a road map for left field would help Aramis at the plate.
IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS.
Stupid chief...
Quote from: Bort on April 23, 2010, 09:41:58 AM
Quote from: Eli on April 23, 2010, 07:23:29 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 22, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.
I don't know if a road map for left field would help Aramis at the plate.
IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS.
Stupid chief...
Bort, sit down.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
As long as he hits enough to make up for it, meh.
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 11:31:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
As long as he hits enough to make up for it, meh.
I completely agree with this. I don't care what he does in the field. If I'm still dumb enough to piss myself and scream bloody murder every time he doesn't cleanly pick up a grounder or run full bore into a brick wall for effort's sake then take me out back like an old sow and shoot me in the head.
Quote from: Slaky on April 26, 2010, 11:45:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 11:31:21 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 22, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.
As long as he hits enough to make up for it, meh.
I completely agree with this. I don't care what he does in the field. If I'm still dumb enough to piss myself and scream bloody murder every time he doesn't cleanly pick up a grounder or run full bore into a brick wall for effort's sake then take me out back like an old sow and shoot me in the head.
I don't think you guys understand how the HATEMOBILE works.
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations? (http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-steelcity-iron-city-pittsburgh-steelers-qb.jpg)
I disagree.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2010, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations? (http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-steelcity-iron-city-pittsburgh-steelers-qb.jpg)
I disagree.
Seriously, a 23 year old getting drunk in bars with chicks?
How unclassy of him.
Would he have been more classy if he Karaoked instead?
Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2010, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations? (http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-steelcity-iron-city-pittsburgh-steelers-qb.jpg)
I disagree.
That rapist didn't even play for Notre Dame. HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR MEME???
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:43:42 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2010, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations? (http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-steelcity-iron-city-pittsburgh-steelers-qb.jpg)
I disagree.
Seriously, a 23 year old getting drunk in bars with chicks?
How unclassy of him.
Would he have been more classy if he Karaoked instead?
Fair enough. He seemed (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/04/26/cowher-approves-of-roethlisberger-suspension/) like a stand up guy (http://deadspin.com/5524089/big-ben-might-not-be-the-most-popular-steeler) all along.
QuoteAsked by Esiason whether Roethlisberger is well liked in the Steelers' locker room, Cowher gave an answer that sounded a little uncomfortable and suggested that what the Steelers like about Roethlisberger is confined to what he does on Sundays.
"Uh, you know, I mean, you know what Boom, I think it's all," Cowher stammered at first, before continuing, "I think we like anybody that can help us win football games."
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
How sad, Eli. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have hundreds of other ballplayers to deplore.
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2010, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations? (http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-steelcity-iron-city-pittsburgh-steelers-qb.jpg)
I disagree.
That rapist didn't even play for Notre Dame. HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR MEME???
The last thing I'm going to do is defend his character, because I think he's a piece of crap.
That said, if you're going to attack him, you should probably come with better sources than a muddled Bill Cowher, Najeh Davenport and Joey Porter.
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 02:00:55 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 26, 2010, 01:29:10 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 26, 2010, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 11:54:05 AM
I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits. He's a cockrocket and I hate him.
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
I'm with THIS.
I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.
Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.
Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations? (http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-steelcity-iron-city-pittsburgh-steelers-qb.jpg)
I disagree.
That rapist didn't even play for Notre Dame. HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR MEME???
The last thing I'm going to do is defend his character, because I think he's a piece of crap.
That said, if you're going to attack him, you should probably come with better sources than a muddled Bill Cowher, Najeh Davenport and Joey Porter.
If I can't trust Najeh Davenport's (http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=23346) opinion of someone's moral character, then I can't trust anyone at all.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
How sad, Eli. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have hundreds of other ballplayers to deplore.
I deplore him for that stupid fucking hop. Goddamnit, he can't even gather in a grounder, but he'll be a complete douchecock and hop for fllyballs? I just can't stand him. Sorry. It's irrational and retarded, but that's my thing.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
How sad, Eli. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have hundreds of other ballplayers to deplore.
I deplore him for that stupid fucking hop. Goddamnit, he can't even gather in a grounder, but he'll be a complete douchecock and hop for fllyballs? I just can't stand him. Sorry. It's irrational and retarded, but that's my thing.
Well, if you, Chuck and PenFoe are all against him, then goddamn, I'm all for him!
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
How sad, Eli. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have hundreds of other ballplayers to deplore.
I deplore him for that stupid fucking hop. Goddamnit, he can't even gather in a grounder, but he'll be a complete douchecock and hop for fllyballs? I just can't stand him. Sorry. It's irrational and retarded, but that's my thing.
Well, if you, Chuck and PenFoe are all against him, then goddamn, I'm all for him!
Yellon's for him.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 03:43:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
How sad, Eli. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have hundreds of other ballplayers to deplore.
I deplore him for that stupid fucking hop. Goddamnit, he can't even gather in a grounder, but he'll be a complete douchecock and hop for fllyballs? I just can't stand him. Sorry. It's irrational and retarded, but that's my thing.
Well, if you, Chuck and PenFoe are all against him, then goddamn, I'm all for him!
Yellon's for him.
In that case, I'm indifferent.
My friend met Rapelisburger at a celebrity golf outing and said he acted like a total dick to everybody who approached him. Not just adults either, young kids. If you enter a celebrity golf tournament for charity, you don't necessarily have to sign autographs, but the idea is that your appearance there will attract paying customers who will donate money to a cause because they get a chance to meet you. If that's not your thing, don't enter. Completely anecdotal and not backed up by facts of any kind other than the ones that are out about him getting suspended for being a human paraquat.
Fuck him and fuck his old man. I remember watching those two on draft day. I hope they both lose a battle with syphillis.
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2010, 06:21:48 PM
My friend met Rapelisburger at a celebrity golf outing and said he acted like a total dick to everybody who approached him. Not just adults either, young kids. If you enter a celebrity golf tournament for charity, you don't necessarily have to sign autographs, but the idea is that your appearance there will attract paying customers who will donate money to a cause because they get a chance to meet you. If that's not your thing, don't enter. Completely anecdotal and not backed up by facts of any kind other than the ones that are out about him getting suspended for being a human paraquat.
Fuck him and fuck his old man. I remember watching those two on draft day. I hope they both lose a battle with syphillis.
Although, to be fair to Rapesmorewomen, if that guy is friends with you, then he must be a cumstain douche.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 26, 2010, 07:16:39 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 26, 2010, 06:21:48 PM
My friend met Rapelisburger at a celebrity golf outing and said he acted like a total dick to everybody who approached him. Not just adults either, young kids. If you enter a celebrity golf tournament for charity, you don't necessarily have to sign autographs, but the idea is that your appearance there will attract paying customers who will donate money to a cause because they get a chance to meet you. If that's not your thing, don't enter. Completely anecdotal and not backed up by facts of any kind other than the ones that are out about him getting suspended for being a human paraquat.
Fuck him and fuck his old man. I remember watching those two on draft day. I hope they both lose a battle with syphillis.
Although, to be fair to Rapesmorewomen, if that guy is friends with you, then he must be a cumstain douche.
Shut up, Todd. You're a Chad.
Gerry Davis is a fucking piece of shit.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 03:43:25 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 26, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 26, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 26, 2010, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 26, 2010, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 26, 2010, 01:18:41 PM
I don't get this at all. Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate. He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape. He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.
Yeah. He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.
I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.
How sad, Eli. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have hundreds of other ballplayers to deplore.
I deplore him for that stupid fucking hop. Goddamnit, he can't even gather in a grounder, but he'll be a complete douchecock and hop for fllyballs? I just can't stand him. Sorry. It's irrational and retarded, but that's my thing.
Well, if you, Chuck and PenFoe are all against him, then goddamn, I'm all for him!
Yellon's for him.
Who's Yellin'? I ain't yellin'. I'm talkin' plain and pretty-like.
I'm not so crazy aboot Sosiano right now, either, though.
This here's a .500 ballclub. I like baseball more than I like you ugly, foul-mouthed cunts.
Go. KUB. BEEZ.
And go fucketh thine self if you aint down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoUrciUGnGA&playnext_from=TL&videos=bSKOOQuE9Os&feature=grec
Fuck you Apex. This team sucks a greased Paulcock.
1st and 2nd with no one out and Ramirez up = FAILMOBILE.
Toot toot, motherfuckers.
Quote from: Slaky on April 28, 2010, 03:14:45 PM
Fuck you Apex. This team sucks a greased Paulcock.
1st and 2nd with no one out and Ramirez up = FAILMOBILE.
Toot toot, motherfuckers.
I still like them more than Paul.
Hey Lou: What kind of baseball ARE you playing?
Quote from: Brownie on April 29, 2010, 09:57:13 AM
Hey Lou: What kind of baseball ARE you playing?
The question isn't why wasn't Fontenot bunting. The question is why is Mike Fontenot playing on an MLB roster?
I think Lou just hates George Castle.
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4667.msg86387#msg86387 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4667.msg86387#msg86387)
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2010, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 29, 2010, 09:57:13 AM
Hey Lou: What kind of baseball ARE you playing?
The question isn't why wasn't Fontenot bunting. The question is why is Mike Fontenot playing on an MLB roster?
Intrepid Reader: Lou PiniellaWhat would you prefer? Aaron Miles on an MLB roster, Slak? What kind of baseball are YOU playing?
Quote from: Brownie on April 29, 2010, 11:26:04 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2010, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 29, 2010, 09:57:13 AM
Hey Lou: What kind of baseball ARE you playing?
The question isn't why wasn't Fontenot bunting. The question is why is Mike Fontenot playing on an MLB roster?
Intrepid Reader: Lou Piniella
What would you prefer? Aaron Miles on an MLB roster, Slak? What kind of baseball are YOU playing?
Video game baseball.
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2010, 11:36:39 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 29, 2010, 11:26:04 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2010, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 29, 2010, 09:57:13 AM
Hey Lou: What kind of baseball ARE you playing?
The question isn't why wasn't Fontenot bunting. The question is why is Mike Fontenot playing on an MLB roster?
Intrepid Reader: Lou Piniella
What would you prefer? Aaron Miles on an MLB roster, Slak? What kind of baseball are YOU playing?
Video game baseball.
I'm really bad at that kind.
Gonna be a lot of dead hobos in Chicago tonight.
Rolling on through to South Africa. CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
Quote from: Yeti on June 14, 2010, 09:01:36 AM
Rolling on through to South Africa. CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
Can we make sure it plows right through Peter King? I like everything about this scenario.