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J. Walter Weatherman

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Labor Relations
« on: May 13, 2011, 03:52:43 PM »
A win for the workers!

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

QuoteBrazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

Quote"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.
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Re: Labor Relations
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 04:19:48 PM »
Quote"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Why 47? That's very specific. I guess if she had said up to 50 times a day she'd seem crazy.

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Re: Labor Relations
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 04:21:11 PM »
Quote from: Tony on May 13, 2011, 04:19:48 PM
Quote"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Why 47? That's very specific. I guess if she had said up to 50 times a day she'd seem crazy.



Twice an hour would be 48. I guess she stops to pray or something.
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Re: Labor Relations
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 04:21:59 PM »
So, if I get in trouble, I can hire a labor lawyer to get me off (chork)?...
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If only we knew one
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Re: Labor Relations
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 09:19:50 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 13, 2011, 03:52:43 PM
A win for the workers!

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

QuoteBrazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

Quote"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

Based on the various accountants I know from this board and the Shoutbox, a masturbating Brazilian woman probably wouldn't be so bad.
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Re: Labor Relations
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2011, 01:12:48 PM »
Quote from: CT III on May 13, 2011, 09:19:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 13, 2011, 03:52:43 PM
A win for the workers!

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

QuoteBrazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

Quote"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

Based on the various accountants I know from this board and the Shoutbox, a masturbating Brazilian woman probably wouldn't be so bad.

Something something related party transaction something.
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