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smg

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Hey, what did I miss?
« on: June 05, 2011, 08:07:09 PM »
Haven't watched 20 minutes of baseball this year.  Nathaniel stares at the television in a way that I consider unhealthy, and therefore it's not on when he's awake.  And when he's asleep, I've found better things to watch or do.  So, what have I missed?  Is it time to start tuning in for the playoff push?

OK, I'm just kidding.  About the last question.  The rest of it is true.  I'm going back to work tomorrow, so I highly doubt I'll suddenly have any time free up to spend watching terrible baseball.  But good luck to those of you who persevere.

Slaky

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2011, 08:45:59 PM »
You might as well have a kid every spring for the next few years. It isn't looking to improve.

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2011, 08:50:02 PM »
Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

Hi.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2011, 09:04:17 PM »
The Cubs suck.  The Ricketts suck.  Just go live your life.  Don't watch the Cubs.  Be happy.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2011, 09:49:55 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 05, 2011, 09:04:17 PM
The Cubs suck.  The Ricketts suck.  Just go live your life.  Don't watch the Cubs. Root for the Yankees.  Be happy.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2011, 09:56:19 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 05, 2011, 09:49:55 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 05, 2011, 09:04:17 PM
The Cubs suck.  The Ricketts suck.  Just go live your life.  Don't watch the Cubs. Root for the Yankees Heat.  Be happy.

Fix'd.

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 05:18:41 AM »
You had a kid?
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 09:36:14 AM »

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 10:13:00 AM »
Quote from: smg on June 05, 2011, 08:07:09 PM
Haven't watched 20 minutes of baseball this year. 

Trying to make us jealous?
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 10:13:37 AM »
Quote from: smg on June 05, 2011, 08:07:09 PM
Haven't watched 20 minutes of baseball this year.  Nathaniel stares at the television in a way that I consider unhealthy, and therefore it's not on when he's awake.  And when he's asleep, I've found better things to watch or do.  So, what have I missed?  Is it time to start tuning in for the playoff push?

OK, I'm just kidding.  About the last question.  The rest of it is true.  I'm going back to work tomorrow, so I highly doubt I'll suddenly have any time free up to spend watching terrible baseball.  But good luck to those of you who persevere.

Go Royals!
IAN/YETI 2012!  "IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!"


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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2011, 12:22:05 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 06, 2011, 10:13:37 AM
Quote from: smg on June 05, 2011, 08:07:09 PM
Haven't watched 20 minutes of baseball this year.  Nathaniel stares at the television in a way that I consider unhealthy, and therefore it's not on when he's awake.  And when he's asleep, I've found better things to watch or do.  So, what have I missed?  Is it time to start tuning in for the playoff push?

OK, I'm just kidding.  About the last question.  The rest of it is true.  I'm going back to work tomorrow, so I highly doubt I'll suddenly have any time free up to spend watching terrible baseball.  But good luck to those of you who persevere.

Go Royals! Blue Jays!

Oleg

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2011, 12:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 06, 2011, 12:22:05 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 06, 2011, 10:13:37 AM
Quote from: smg on June 05, 2011, 08:07:09 PM
Haven't watched 20 minutes of baseball this year.  Nathaniel stares at the television in a way that I consider unhealthy, and therefore it's not on when he's awake.  And when he's asleep, I've found better things to watch or do.  So, what have I missed?  Is it time to start tuning in for the playoff push?

OK, I'm just kidding.  About the last question.  The rest of it is true.  I'm going back to work tomorrow, so I highly doubt I'll suddenly have any time free up to spend watching terrible baseball.  But good luck to those of you who persevere.

Go Royals! Blue Jays! fuck yoursleves!

I have no idea what we were doing.

smg

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2011, 11:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on June 06, 2011, 05:18:41 AM
You had a kid?


How quickly they forget.  I had (and have) a completely adorable baby who is far more worthy of jealousy than the fact that I have been spared this season of the Cubs.  He also chose the week I went to work to figure out how to move from one point to another.  Childproofing must be undertaken.  And I'm kind of tired.  Did I mention that I went back to work?

Saul Goodman

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2011, 11:32:46 PM »
Quote from: smg on June 06, 2011, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on June 06, 2011, 05:18:41 AM
You had a kid?


How quickly they forget.  I had (and have) a completely adorable baby who is far more worthy of jealousy than the fact that I have been spared this season of the Cubs.  He also chose the week I went to work to figure out how to move from one point to another.  Childproofing must be undertaken.  And I'm kind of tired.  Did I mention that I went back to work?

How could anyone forget the Great Casey Debate of 2010?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Hey, what did I miss?
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2011, 06:45:40 AM »
Pics or it didn't happen. 
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