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Title: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Andy on January 05, 2009, 10:24:55 PM
...http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-tue-cubs-bidsjan06,0,6461970,print.story

Getting closer, maybe.

And unless he lost it all in the market in the last four months, it's probably this guy:

(http://www.amtd.com/common/download/download.cfm?companyid=AMTD&fileid=23404&filekey=288A7616-3590-4406-B318-6B9DA084789F&filename=hs_thomas_ricketts.jpg)
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Internet Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.

They?  The government?
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Waco Kid on January 06, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.

They?  The government?

(http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00006082-437165_400.jpg)
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 06, 2009, 08:37:23 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 06, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.

They?  The government?

(http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00006082-437165_400.jpg)

Rowdy.

Roddy.

Piper.

Bitches.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: morpheus on January 06, 2009, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2009, 08:37:23 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 06, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.

They?  The government?

(http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00006082-437165_400.jpg)

Rowdy.

Roddy.

Piper.

Bitches.

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: 5laky on January 06, 2009, 09:23:41 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 06, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.

They?  The government?

(http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00006082-437165_400.jpg)

You beat me to it Waco. Awesome.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 10:20:24 AM
I'd be remiss not to post one of the greatest fight scenes ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg).
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Old Style Man on January 06, 2009, 10:45:26 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on January 06, 2009, 10:20:24 AM
I'd be remiss not to post one of the greatest fight scenes ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg).

Awesome. I might have liked the sequel better, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWk6RgQbPVc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWk6RgQbPVc)
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on January 06, 2009, 12:30:10 PM
Quote from: Zed on January 06, 2009, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2009, 08:37:23 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 06, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 06, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 06, 2009, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 05, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
Cool.  Now we can start the real Jake Peavy, a Cub countdown?

I heard they got Peavy this morning.

Who did? The cops? The Jehova's Witnesses?

I need closure to this anecdote.

They?  The government?

(http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/resized/00006082-437165_400.jpg)

Rowdy.

Roddy.

Piper.

Bitches.
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso&feature=related)

I have to watch this movie this weekend.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: RV on January 22, 2009, 04:36:39 PM
How could the Tribune NOT get the scoop on this?

http://www.suntimes.com/business/1392810,thomas-ricketts-cubs-top-bidder-012209.article (http://www.suntimes.com/business/1392810,thomas-ricketts-cubs-top-bidder-012209.article)
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Andy on January 22, 2009, 06:00:22 PM
Damn tabloids.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 22, 2009, 06:05:30 PM
So the Cubs have rickets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickets)?  Sounds about right...
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Wheezer on January 23, 2009, 03:33:35 AM
I imagine the Kwashiorkor group is irate.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: TDubbs on January 23, 2009, 05:22:46 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3852693
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 07:30:11 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 23, 2009, 05:22:46 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3852693


Taken at face value, this seems like a good thing.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: thehawk on January 23, 2009, 08:02:38 AM
QuoteTom Ricketts grew up watching the Cubs on WGN, once lived in an apartment above a bar across the street from Wrigley Field, and met his wife in the bleachers at a Cubs game. His father, J. Joe Ricketts, founded Ameritrade and became a leading online stockbroker, but Tom never worked for that company.

In a bi of irony, from what I heard, Tom apparently lived above this bar:

(http://abeefsandwich.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451dd2969e201053699d56a970b-pi)

I think that Tom is the best of the 3, but I think we just have to wait, and see how it plays out.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: JD on January 23, 2009, 08:09:02 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 07:30:11 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on January 23, 2009, 05:22:46 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3852693


Taken at face value, this seems like a good thing.

I'm a guy that likes his candy from gas stations and eats spoonfuls of peanut butter.  I rarely take anything at face value as I'm constantly looking to sink some hidden costs.  How should I take this news?
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner)
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: RV on January 23, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner)

Tom Ricketts GETS IT. Unless he doesn't open up his wallet. Or if he uses a money clip. Then we'll have to wait and see.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: CT II on January 23, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner)

Tom Ricketts GETS IT. Unless he doesn't open up his wallet. Or if he uses a money clip. Then we'll have to wait and see.

I like that "open up his wallet" line.  I mean, unless this guy plans on trading 2/3rds of the team prior to spring training, the Trib has already opened his wallet for him.  I'm certainly not expecting a sudden surge in payroll from the current numbers.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 23, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
It must be nice to drop 900 million and then have another million fans want you to spend more the second you take your pen off the check.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 23, 2009, 11:29:32 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner)

Tom Ricketts GETS IT. Unless he doesn't open up his wallet. Or if he uses a money clip. Then we'll have to wait and see.

I like that "open up his wallet" line.  I mean, unless this guy plans on trading 2/3rds of the team prior to spring training, the Trib has already opened his wallet for him.  I'm certainly not expecting a sudden surge in payroll from the current numbers.

I think Al wants to be sure Ricketts is practicing safe sex.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: BH on January 23, 2009, 11:41:40 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 23, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
It must be nice to drop 900 million and then have another million fans want you to spend more the second you take your pen off the check.

And quite a surprise to him. Fans have been happy about payroll until he took the pen off the check. Jokes on you, Ricketts!
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Oleg on January 23, 2009, 11:52:11 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner)

Tom Ricketts GETS IT. Unless he doesn't open up his wallet. Or if he uses a money clip. Then we'll have to wait and see.

I like that "open up his wallet" line.  I mean, unless this guy plans on trading 2/3rds of the team prior to spring training, the Trib has already opened his wallet for him.  I'm certainly not expecting a sudden surge in payroll from the current numbers.

Maybe he can find another 63 million or so over the next four years for one more employee?

I'm just saying....
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
If there's one complaint about the current Cubs - it's that they don't spend enough money.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Pre on January 23, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
If there's one complaint about the current Cubs - it's that they don't spend enough money on scouting and player development.

Me ranting'd
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Andre Dawson's Creek on January 23, 2009, 12:27:37 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 23, 2009, 11:52:11 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 09:02:37 AM
Quote from: CT II on January 23, 2009, 08:40:29 AM
Quote from: Eli on January 23, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I just need to know if Ricketts is the RIGHT owner.

Apparently he is.  But I won't hold that against him.



QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner (http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/1/22/732359/the-cubs-have-a-new-owner)

Tom Ricketts GETS IT. Unless he doesn't open up his wallet. Or if he uses a money clip. Then we'll have to wait and see.

I like that "open up his wallet" line.  I mean, unless this guy plans on trading 2/3rds of the team prior to spring training, the Trib has already opened his wallet for him.  I'm certainly not expecting a sudden surge in payroll from the current numbers.

Maybe he can find another 63 million or so over the next four years for one more employee?

I'm just saying....

You're asking for 1 million per inch?
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Mike Douche on January 23, 2009, 12:29:04 PM
QuotePersonally, I'm happy if the Ricketts group is the new owner. Tom Ricketts is from Chicago and is a Cubs fan, and once lived over one of the bars near the ballpark. If he opens up his wallet -- and I expect he would -- protects my number one motivation for being a fan--Wrigley Field----I think we'll all be very happy with the results.

What that chode really means but is careful about just coming out and saying'd.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: CT II on January 23, 2009, 01:17:32 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

We can't all release our sexual tensions by playing the guitar.  Some of us gotta see some zebra secks.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: RV on January 23, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

I can't wait to drink some Clydezdalez brewzkiz while watching our Cubbiez in the bleacherz this year, bro!
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: morpheus on January 23, 2009, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

I can't wait to drink some Clydezdalez brewzkiz while watching our Cubbiez in the bleacherz this year, bro!

Upside down visor, sunglasses on the back of the head, and cargo shorts!
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Internet Apex on January 23, 2009, 05:55:38 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 23, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
If there's one complaint about the current Cubs - it's that they don't spend enough money on scouting and player development.

Me ranting'd

Interepid Readers: Ryan Theriot and Mike Fontenot

Hi. We're ghey.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: ChuckD on January 23, 2009, 10:05:05 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 23, 2009, 05:55:38 PM
Quote from: Pre on January 23, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
If there's one complaint about the current Cubs - it's that they don't spend enough money on scouting and player development.

Me ranting'd

Interepid Readers: Ryan Theriot and Mike Fontenot

Hi. We're ghey.

Maybe Hendry should pay them more so they choose to be not ghey.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Tank on January 24, 2009, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.

What are you gonna do?

Secede? And start your own Union in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come?

I'd like to see you try that!
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Gil Gunderson on January 24, 2009, 12:42:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 24, 2009, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.

What are you gonna do?

Secede? And start your own Union in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come?

I'd like to see you try that!

Goulet: Are you from the casino?

Bart: I'm from a casino.

Goulet: Eh, good enough. Let's go.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: CT II on January 24, 2009, 12:59:43 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 24, 2009, 12:42:44 PM
Quote from: Tank on January 24, 2009, 12:14:49 PM
Quote from: Jon on January 24, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

Quotehe rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra

As a native of South Carolina, I don't want any hebra's in my gummint.

What are you gonna do?

Secede? And start your own Union in your treehouse, and get all your little friends to come?

I'd like to see you try that!

Goulet: Are you from the casino?

Bart: I'm from a casino.

Goulet: Eh, good enough. Let's go.

Germs: Freemasons run the country!
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: TDubbs on January 24, 2009, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: Zed on January 23, 2009, 02:26:14 PM
Quote from: RV on January 23, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

I can't wait to drink some Clydezdalez brewzkiz while watching our Cubbiez in the bleacherz this year, bro!

Upside down visor, sunglasses on the back of the head, and cargo shorts!

Fizzuck yeah brohams.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Andy on July 06, 2009, 11:18:38 AM
The Ricketts and Zell came to an agreement over the weekend.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/07/cubs-sales-deal-finalized.html

And apparently, Zell got less than $900 million for the Cubs. 
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5653OK20090706

Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: CBStew on July 06, 2009, 12:15:55 PM
Wait till Ricketts finds out that he didn't buy a chewing gum company.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: RV on July 07, 2009, 01:46:48 PM
Wha?

QuoteA report Tuesday that Tribune Co. has a second agreement to sell the Cubs, this one to a group led by private equity investor Marc Utay, is untrue, a source told the Sun-Times.

Reuters News Service, attibuting information to "two sources familiar with the sale process," said the deal gives the company two offers to submit to the bankruptcy court.

A source told the Sun-Times the Reuters account is untrue and that Tribune has no final agreement with any party to acquire the team.

On Monday, Reuters reported the Cubs had reached a deal to sell the Cubs to the Ricketts family. However, the report appears to have been incorrect.

A source close to the Ricketts family told the Sun-Times Monday that the family and Tribune were "very, very close" to an $850 million to $900 million deal but that reports of a completed deal were "premature."
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
Quote from: RV on July 07, 2009, 01:46:48 PM
Wha?

QuoteA report Tuesday that Tribune Co. has a second agreement to sell the Cubs, this one to a group led by private equity investor Marc Utay, is untrue, a source told the Sun-Times.

Reuters News Service, attibuting information to "two sources familiar with the sale process," said the deal gives the company two offers to submit to the bankruptcy court.

A source told the Sun-Times the Reuters account is untrue and that Tribune has no final agreement with any party to acquire the team.

On Monday, Reuters reported the Cubs had reached a deal to sell the Cubs to the Ricketts family. However, the report appears to have been incorrect.

A source close to the Ricketts family told the Sun-Times Monday that the family and Tribune were "very, very close" to an $850 million to $900 million deal but that reports of a completed deal were "premature."

Chuck is on the case! (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090706&content_id=5728490&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb)

Also, see Waxpaperbeercup. (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090706&content_id=5728490&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb)

Dave Kaplan will report tonight that Utay is a "first class guy" who loves the Cubs and loves to win.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Tank on July 07, 2009, 01:54:27 PM
Quote from: Brownie on July 07, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
Chuck is on the case! (http://chucktochuck.com/2009_07_01_archive.html#3502597641270549475)

Also, see Waxpaperbeercup. (http://waxpaperbeercup.com/2009/07/07/cubs-sale-850-million-and-psls/)

Fixed?'d
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Slaky on November 22, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2009/11/cubs.html

Nice move, Ricketts.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Saul Goodman on November 22, 2009, 10:37:49 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 22, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2009/11/cubs.html

Nice move, Ricketts.

Forget about signing free agents.  Defending lawsuits is expensive.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: Armchair_QB on November 23, 2009, 04:52:38 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 22, 2009, 10:37:49 PM
Quote from: Slack-E on November 22, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2009/11/cubs.html

Nice move, Ricketts.

Forget about signing free agents.  Defending lawsuits is expensive.

This should be fun to watch.
Title: Re: And the new owner of the Cubs is...
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 12, 2013, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
Quote from: 5laky on January 23, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Quote from: BH on January 23, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
I hope Ricketts opens his wallet and gets us a male and female zebra that live in the bleachers.

Fuck that. Get us a zorse. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse)

""It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses."

I just can't believe you gave me an opening to talk about zorses so soon. I found that shit this morning. I have been dying to discuss the endless possibilities of zorses.

Also awesome:

A baby is a Zony.

Mix a zebra and a donkey? Zonkey.

A Zetland Zony? You better believe it, Buster Brown.

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/ippo-the-zonkey

(http://i.imgur.com/EAgYjRj.jpg)

Ippo the zonkey.

Foal of Martin the zebra and Giada the donkey.

The latter probably explains the enormous head.