The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE

[SKO]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

[Chuck to Chuck]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

You are going into hiding and want us to invite you back?  Don't expect a call.

[Canadouche]

For what it's worth, I'm confident things will be fine. I just can't stomach the failure right now.

[Bort]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

It's comfortable down here. Just holler at me when it's safe to pretend I never had a doubt

You are going into hiding and want us to invite you back?  Don't expect a call.

Have fun down there with Fro, SKO.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

They're going to win the next 2 heading into the break, putting Pittsburgh in their place, and thus will be 20 games over .500 and, when they come back home from the break, they'll have Dexter back.  There'll be a trade or 2 to bolster the club and their lead will never dip below 5 games.  All will be well.  Just stick it out, motherfuckers.

For what it's worth I fully expected Jon Lester to be nails tonight.

Seriously, fuck that motherfucking overpaid motherfucker.  Jesus motherfucking Christ, you fucking motherfucking dickhole.

[Brownie]

I'm giving them 2 1/2 weeks after the All-Star Break, but this team looks finished.

[Brownie]

This is a 5-15 stretch, four of the wins coming against the vaunted Cincinnati Reds. They'll lose tomorrow, so a glowing 5-16 heading into break. I really am not sanguine looking post break.

3 with Texas. Let's say 1-2. 3 vs. Mets 0-3. 3 at Milwaukee, 1-2. 4 home and home with the Sox that's a guaranteed 0-4 or at best 1-3. Maybe they go 4-2 in the Seattle/Miami homestand. This would make it a 12-28 stretch, putting the the Cubs at 59-47, and certainly putting St. Louis and Pittsburgh in striking distance.

[Saul Goodman]

This is a 5-15 stretch, four of the wins coming against the vaunted Cincinnati Reds. They'll lose tomorrow, so a glowing 5-16 heading into break. I really am not sanguine looking post break.

3 with Texas. Let's say 1-2. 3 vs. Mets 0-3. 3 at Milwaukee, 1-2. 4 home and home with the Sox that's a guaranteed 0-4 or at best 1-3. Maybe they go 4-2 in the Seattle/Miami homestand. This would make it a 12-28 stretch, putting the the Cubs at 59-47, and certainly putting St. Louis and Pittsburgh in striking distance.

Let's just all not watch baseball anymore

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[flannj]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

[Tonker]

You fucking quivering cowards.  Stand the fuck up.

[Yeti]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

What the fuck's going on with our starters and the 2nd inning blowouts recently?

[CubFaninHydePark]

What the fuck's going on with our starters and the 2nd inning blowouts recently?

Pretty safe to say that a Cubs starter will not be NL Pitcher of the Month in July.  Which is too bad for them, because it comes with a nice parking spot.

[Eli]

Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

[SKO]

Stand the fuck up.

This is a first.

I have enjoyed (not incorrectly) being told I'm overreacting by a man who has held a single double play against Mark DeRosa for nigh a decade.

Circle of life I guess. You die a Huey or live long enough to see yourself become a Fork.