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#1
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
January 18, 2007, 10:05:35 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on January 18, 2007, 08:58:55 PM
I'm so very glad that I didn't have to see Tina Fey make out with some guy.

It was sweet how they got out of that one. That was one of the funniest ones yet, by the way. Brian Williams the drunk. Katie Couric Sucks.
#2
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
December 22, 2006, 11:37:55 AM
They won't even unblock You Tube on a day like today. Fucking amateurs.
#3
Desipio Lounge / Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
December 22, 2006, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 10:40:12 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.



Also, Mrs. CPT is scheduled to give birth that month.  I'll post the footage.

If it's a boy, what will his user name be?
#4
Boobtube / Re: The Office
December 22, 2006, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:35:29 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.

You think she said yes? I'm thinking it was Andy.

It's gotta be Jan. Besides, Ausiello told me so.
#5
Boobtube / Re: The Office
December 22, 2006, 09:34:25 AM
Quote from: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 09:30:04 AM

Who did he invite to Sandals?

You know it was Jan.
#6
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 22, 2006, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:22:01 AM
In all fairness, Pancho, I think I was the only one bristling at what I preceived to be the elitist taste in beer.  I'm very lowen-brow, if you will.  Most everyone else appears to be on the same page as you, hence 11 pages.

Speaking of all of this drunken beer talk around the holidays, I wonder what happened to HelloWorld?
I wondered that the other day too. He was good times.
#7
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 21, 2006, 06:47:09 PM
Quote from: TG on December 21, 2006, 04:08:03 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on December 21, 2006, 03:45:37 PM
Heineken? f@#$ that shit...Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Sometimes I love to put on my thrift store T-shirt, step into my best ripped jeans, ironically part my hair, throw on some Wolf Parade and pound enough PBRs that even Coldplay sounds good.

Damn, you ripped on like twenty different kinds of dudes right there.
#8
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 21, 2006, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on December 21, 2006, 02:54:32 PM
Quote from: SD on December 21, 2006, 02:20:02 PM
Yeah, that's right Pancho.  We're pontificating about the greatness of Warsteiner dunkel.  Y'wanna case race or somethin'!?

I much prefer the warm taste of the Frisco Seacrest.

Christ, that's the gayest thing I've ever read.
#9
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 21, 2006, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: Apex on December 21, 2006, 01:37:03 PM
Man law, my pimply white ass. My grandfather's cock. My sweat-stinking, dreadlocked chode.

Anybody sitting around driking bubbled water doesn't get to tell me how to be a man. Miller Lite has zero flavor in it by design. Because it's for people who don't like the taste of beer. They just drink it to get that funny feeling. Hell, 16-year-old girls drink like that.

So that's as f@#$ing stupid as sitting around drinking Zima and Woodchuck cider and pontificating to me. ME about the laws of manliness.

I swear to God, that shit is over the line.

Intrepid Reader: Walter Sobcziak
OVER THE LINE!!!

Foot fault. Mark it zero.
#10
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 21, 2006, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: cubbiebluestew on December 21, 2006, 12:48:45 PM
Man law.  No fruit in beer.

Do you play the moderator in the commercial?
#11
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 21, 2006, 11:46:30 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 21, 2006, 10:25:58 AM
Quote from: The Slak on December 21, 2006, 09:22:21 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 21, 2006, 08:54:32 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 21, 2006, 08:36:20 AM
In case Margaret Meade came back from the dead and studied the culture that is Desipio, she'd easily be able to conclude that, when there's no baseball, we drink a lot and listen to music?  Do I have that right?

BTW Pancho made me feel as bad about my beer as you music snobs make me feel about my musical tastes.  For shame!!!



I like Tequila.  It's kind of like beer.

As for music, it's an art.  And art is for the gheys.  Ergo, anybody who likes music is ghey.  So maybe Margaret Meade would conclude that Desipio is the internet's most interesting Turkish bathhouse.



Beat it nerd.

History majors are gay too. You're now part ghey/gay/gey.

We are not!  We're just bookish.

We do love books.
#12
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 21, 2006, 09:22:21 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 21, 2006, 08:54:32 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 21, 2006, 08:36:20 AM
In case Margaret Meade came back from the dead and studied the culture that is Desipio, she'd easily be able to conclude that, when there's no baseball, we drink a lot and listen to music?  Do I have that right?

BTW Pancho made me feel as bad about my beer as you music snobs make me feel about my musical tastes.  For shame!!!



I like Tequila.  It's kind of like beer.

As for music, it's an art.  And art is for the gheys.  Ergo, anybody who likes music is ghey.  So maybe Margaret Meade would conclude that Desipio is the internet's most interesting Turkish bathhouse.



Beat it nerd.

History majors are gay too. You're now part ghey/gay/gey.
#13
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 08:51:27 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 20, 2006, 06:52:32 PM
In Korea, my beer of choice is O.B. Lager.  Tastes like formaldehyde, but it just seems appropriate.

Back in the states, I am a recent convert to PPE's choice, K.C. Boulevard Beer.

When I'm looking for some really strong beer, I go with Arrogant Bastard Ale.

Went with my friend to a Korean bbq on Lincoln and he kept the O.B. coming. Tates like Bud Light piss. Does the job though.

Oh, and on the topic of Asian beers, Sapporo is perty good...cool can too.
#14
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: Dave B on December 20, 2006, 02:39:52 PM
How about Stag? A Missouri beer, I believe.

When faced with the decision at the Edward Jones Dome (Club section at the Bears game last week) of a 24-oz. draft of Bud for $9.25 vs. a double Crown Royal for $7.25, the choice was easy. Plus a lot less pissing.

That's a really easy decision. The Crown is a nice drink.

I still get by with Jack and Coke. A classic.
#15
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 01:55:48 PM
Woodford Reserve is a damn fine bourbon. DAMN fine.

A well poured Guinness is tough to top, but it's hard to come across. Also, it doesn't have a ton of alcohol in it. But if you drink Guinness Stout in the islands you'll get nice and fucked up. (All the beers are close to 8% down there and it's cheaper than water). Don't go swimming in the ocean afterward. Sea water and Guinness Stout don't mix well in your stomach.