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#16
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 12:57:05 PM
We should change the thread title to Bad. Beer.

But I'll steer us back, I love me some Newcastle. Yum.
#17
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
December 18, 2006, 06:17:55 PM
Fork those were awesome.

Did anyone see this???

Balls made of steak.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3iHzy8lSm_4
#18
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
December 15, 2006, 02:06:28 PM
Quote from: Apex on December 15, 2006, 01:56:47 PM
I'm curious about Joe Buck's probable response to this:

http://uncutvideo.aol.com/search/relevant/d116674740d7914a723d2478f7c736?value=Chicago%20Bears&index=13

He'd probably be in his therapists office all day Monday.

There was no flag for anything on this play. Nor should there have been.

That was amazing, amazing I tell you.
#19
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
December 11, 2006, 01:14:05 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on December 11, 2006, 01:12:20 PM
What the hell are you talking about?  I think you took a wrong turn somewhere. 

Just think of Dr. Leo Spaceman. Gets me every time.
#20
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
December 10, 2006, 06:25:52 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on December 07, 2006, 08:59:25 PM
Someone squeeze my mind grapes, please.

And more Page Boy! 

Finally caught this. I need to get my prescription filled by Dr. Spaceman.


"Why are you wearing a tux?"

"It's after 6 pm. What do I look like, a farmer?"
#21
Quote from: SD on December 10, 2006, 04:13:03 PM
Quote from: SD on December 08, 2006, 01:19:59 PM
Obligatory hand-wringing nit-picking nay-saying contrarian dick ass post response to the mere mention of Metallica.

How about someone slug this dickhead right square in the mouth the next time he wants to post in a metal thread.  Anyone will do, preferably Slaky. 

Shit, fire away. I don't care if you wanna call them a bunch of pole smokers. They are. Nostalgia is what it is. It's what makes me still possess a copy of Third Eye Blind's first album.
#22
Master of Puppets, Ride the Lightning and right now Countdown to Extinction are carrying me through this glorious Friday morning. In hours I'll be in a UC Supersuite watching the Bulls dismantle the Raptors.

I cannot understate the excellence of Countdown. Symphony of Destruction is steak balls.
#23
Boobtube / Re: How I met your mother (really)
November 30, 2006, 09:45:20 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on November 30, 2006, 06:48:07 PM
Quote from: The Slak on November 30, 2006, 06:28:17 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on November 30, 2006, 06:05:21 PM
I hate weddings on TV.  They always suck.  Unless you don't see them and the whole episode takes place in the kitchen.

Slak'd

Call me a hopeless romantic, but I think you're gonna make some fat chick a really great husband.

She'll know who I've been hanging out with when she sees all those sores on my mouth. And I'll say something like, "Damn it Florida (most fat girls are named after states), that's not pie! That's a sore!" Then she'll eat it anyway. Cuz she's fat.
#24
Boobtube / Re: How I met your mother (really)
November 30, 2006, 06:28:17 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on November 30, 2006, 06:05:21 PM
I hate weddings on TV.  They always suck.  Unless you don't see them and the whole episode takes place in the kitchen.

Slak'd
#25
Boobtube / Re: How I met your mother (really)
November 30, 2006, 05:56:47 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on November 30, 2006, 04:06:35 PM
Fork, I picked up on Ted and Robin staying too.  The whole episode was about couples being lame and not hangin', so this was actually more foreshadowing than just another gay wedding.

Over the summer they reran the pilot and Bob Seger's voiceover when talking to the kids refers to Robin as Aunt Robin.

The best analysis of lame TV: Only at Desipio.

That's excellent work. Never thought of that. Damn.

Al, I remember them referring to Aunt Robin and they said in the first ep. that Robin wasn't the one. Interesting though. I was hoping they would spare us the Lily/Marshall wedding.
#26
Boobtube / Re: How I met your mother (really)
November 30, 2006, 03:09:12 PM
Quote from: CPT on November 30, 2006, 02:51:28 PM
Quote from: The Slak on November 30, 2006, 02:43:03 PM
Quote from: CPT on November 30, 2006, 02:39:06 PM
Quote from: The Slak on November 30, 2006, 02:22:24 PM
My brother met him Vegas. Nice guy from all accounts.

So, they fast forwarded a year to where Lily and Marshal are married and Ted and Robin are still together...does this mean they're going to continue on from there? I hope so. Because at some point this bastard has to meet the mother.

They sure as hell painted themselves into a corner with this stupid concept, didn't they?  I watch the show occasionally, but I always wondered what happens when he finally meets the mother?  The shows over, right?  And now Ted's with Robin and the show is still on, so she can't be the mother right?  Or are they going to break up and get back together 100 times like they did on friends and then the series finale will flash back to the first time they met?  Or are they going to have to try and introduce a new character into cast that seems to have pretty good chemistry?  I blame Bob Seger and his voice over for this.

I'm just going to bold that and let your light bulb go off on it's own.

That's there on purpose, and I'm just going to wait for a Simpsons fan to pick me up.

Well that backfired. Hey, look at me, I'm a tough guy.

Usually I can pick you up on the Simpsons references, but I'm failing you miserably on this one.
#27
Boobtube / Re: How I met your mother (really)
November 30, 2006, 02:43:03 PM
Quote from: CPT on November 30, 2006, 02:39:06 PM
Quote from: The Slak on November 30, 2006, 02:22:24 PM
My brother met him Vegas. Nice guy from all accounts.

So, they fast forwarded a year to where Lily and Marshal are married and Ted and Robin are still together...does this mean they're going to continue on from there? I hope so. Because at some point this bastard has to meet the mother.

They sure as hell painted themselves into a corner with this stupid concept, didn't they?  I watch the show occasionally, but I always wondered what happens when he finally meets the mother?  The shows over, right?  And now Ted's with Robin and the show is still on, so she can't be the mother right?  Or are they going to break up and get back together 100 times like they did on friends and then the series finale will flash back to the first time they met?  Or are they going to have to try and introduce a new character into cast that seems to have pretty good chemistry?  I blame Bob Seger and his voice over for this.

I'm just going to bold that and let your light bulb go off on it's own.
#28
Boobtube / Re: How I met your mother (really)
November 30, 2006, 02:22:24 PM
My brother met him Vegas. Nice guy from all accounts.

So, they fast forwarded a year to where Lily and Marshal are married and Ted and Robin are still together...does this mean they're going to continue on from there? I hope so. Because at some point this bastard has to meet the mother.
#29
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
November 30, 2006, 08:49:22 AM
Holy shit it's Benson!
#30
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
November 29, 2006, 06:44:56 PM
Quote from: KurtEvans on November 29, 2006, 05:09:56 PM
By the way, I really dig Studio 60.  I don't care if the show within the show is funny.  It doesn't have to be.  The actually show IS funny, the stories are good, the acting is good, and that's enough for me.

Sorkin may never again write something as amazing as the West Wing, but Studio 60 is a fine show.  'nuff said.

I agree, 30 Rock is awesome.