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OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

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#61
Desipio Lounge / Re: I admit it...
June 01, 2020, 08:59:03 AM
...in desperate need of a distraction, my wife and I turned on Disney+ and watched "That Darn Cat".

It wasn't terrible.
#62
Desipio Lounge / Re: Everything has its price
April 20, 2020, 12:31:45 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 16, 2020, 02:32:51 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 16, 2020, 08:29:03 AM
It's a good thing a certain ass-eating former Cub charges a C-note.

Probably bad, because at Morandini prices some hockeyblogger would have been getting a greeting.

I do admit, if you could get him to say "Fork eats ass", that would be a bargain at twice the price.
#63
Desipio Lounge / Re: Everything has its price
April 16, 2020, 08:29:03 AM
It's a good thing a certain ass-eating former Cub charges a C-note.
#65
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Greatest Cubs
April 07, 2020, 11:14:55 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 05, 2020, 12:00:25 PM
Number one...Ernie Banks.

Pretty sure he wore 14.

Number one is Jose Cardenal.
#67
The Dead Pool / Stacy's Mom Outlasts Another One
April 01, 2020, 07:56:18 PM
#68
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 24, 2020, 02:16:53 PM
Sorry I'm a couple days late, but I just dropped in to see what condition Kenny Rogers' Dead Pool condition was in. 

Happy to see it's...alive?

Edit:  I can't believe I managed to get FACED on a messagebaord that literally gets about 2 new messages per week.

PANK GONNA MESSAGEBAORD
#69
One roaster to go.
#70
Boobtube / McMillion$
March 16, 2020, 10:20:43 AM
This is a 6 episode series on HBO, and it's outstanding.

#72
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Athletic
March 02, 2020, 01:59:39 PM

/Andy
#73
The Dead Pool / Re: I am Deadicus
February 27, 2020, 09:12:10 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 22, 2020, 01:57:05 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 16, 2020, 09:19:39 PM
Kirk Douglas was 103. He's also #3 on my Deadpool 2020 list, although I'm suspecting the dead pool is no longer a thing?

It lives on as a stain on Yeti's character.

I think the last thing anybody would want to do is check Yeti for stains.
#74
Boobtube / Re: Life On Mars
February 12, 2020, 01:13:52 PM
Quote from: JD on February 11, 2020, 10:09:40 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on February 11, 2020, 08:14:50 AM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2020, 12:29:52 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 02, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 02, 2009, 11:45:51 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 02, 2009, 11:26:37 AM
Whoa, whoa.  You guys liked this ending?  In my opinion, that ending was the biggest "Fuck you" to the viewer since Dallas' dream season.  The whole damn show was about two things: (1) whether 2008 or 1973 was reality, and (2) whether Sam was going to choose to live his new life in 1973 or return to his old life in 2008.  That ending basically said, "Joke's on you!  NEITHER 'reality' was real."  It then proceeded to completely take Sam's choice out of his hands.  Yes, he said he wanted to stay in 1973 on the phone, but that wasn't even an option.  I think that ending was an insult.

I loved the BBC ending.  I thought this one was an absolute joke, and completely threw out the entire point of the series in exchange for a "bet you didn't think of THIS" moment.

How did the BBC one end?

SPOILERS:







Sam basically abandons his 1973 gang in the middle of a gunfight to return to 2004.  When he gets there, there's a great scene where he's at a meeting and doesn't realize that he's stabbing himself in the finger with a pen, to the point of making himself bleed.  When he sees this, it reminds him of a time in 1973 when Annie slapped him and said, "Can you feel that?  Then, it's real."  He goes to the roof of the precinct and throws himself off.  He wakes up back in 1973, and helps the gang out of the jam they were in.  Presumably, he spends the rest of his time in 1973, while back in a coma or dying in 2004.  It was a terrific ending, in my opinion.

I remember this series and watching it to the end. Maybe I'll watch it again sometime, but it seems like literally no one else remembers it?

Did the series actually happen or was it all a dream?

That?s what I?m trying to get the bottom of. It?s like a British box of cereal with possibly no toy and maybe not even any cereal. 😳

British cereal, like all other British food, fucking sucks.
#75
Boobtube / Re: Life On Mars
February 11, 2020, 08:14:50 AM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2020, 12:29:52 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 02, 2009, 01:53:28 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on April 02, 2009, 11:45:51 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 02, 2009, 11:26:37 AM
Whoa, whoa.  You guys liked this ending?  In my opinion, that ending was the biggest "Fuck you" to the viewer since Dallas' dream season.  The whole damn show was about two things: (1) whether 2008 or 1973 was reality, and (2) whether Sam was going to choose to live his new life in 1973 or return to his old life in 2008.  That ending basically said, "Joke's on you!  NEITHER 'reality' was real."  It then proceeded to completely take Sam's choice out of his hands.  Yes, he said he wanted to stay in 1973 on the phone, but that wasn't even an option.  I think that ending was an insult.

I loved the BBC ending.  I thought this one was an absolute joke, and completely threw out the entire point of the series in exchange for a "bet you didn't think of THIS" moment.

How did the BBC one end?

SPOILERS:







Sam basically abandons his 1973 gang in the middle of a gunfight to return to 2004.  When he gets there, there's a great scene where he's at a meeting and doesn't realize that he's stabbing himself in the finger with a pen, to the point of making himself bleed.  When he sees this, it reminds him of a time in 1973 when Annie slapped him and said, "Can you feel that?  Then, it's real."  He goes to the roof of the precinct and throws himself off.  He wakes up back in 1973, and helps the gang out of the jam they were in.  Presumably, he spends the rest of his time in 1973, while back in a coma or dying in 2004.  It was a terrific ending, in my opinion.

I remember this series and watching it to the end. Maybe I'll watch it again sometime, but it seems like literally no one else remembers it?

Did the series actually happen or was it all a dream?