Carlos Marmol Boing-Stiffy-Splooge

[Kwyjibo]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

[Dave B]

I'd be surprised if Bonds is in the line-up today (day game following a night game).

I watched some of the Brewers-D'backs game last night. It's huge that the Cubs miss facing Webb in the next series. With their patience and plate discipline (though improved over previous seasons), they'd have been shut out.

[Internet Apex]

I'd be surprised if Bonds is in the line-up today (day game following a night game).

I watched some of the Brewers-D'backs game last night. It's huge that the Cubs miss facing Webb in the next series. With their patience and plate discipline (though improved over previous seasons), they'd have been shut out.

They beat him at Wrigley last month. But I am ecstatic that they'll finish the 2007 regular season with a 1.000 winning percentage against him. Maybe they'll miss him in the playoffs too. But I doubt it.

[Taylor]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

I think it was during the first game of the series when Barriod was being intentionally walked and after ball 2 he rather disgustedly whipped off some of the 900 lbs of armor plating that he wears at the plate. Now that's bravery.

[Kwyjibo]

I'd be surprised if Bonds is in the line-up today (day game following a night game).

I watched some of the Brewers-D'backs game last night. It's huge that the Cubs miss facing Webb in the next series. With their patience and plate discipline (though improved over previous seasons), they'd have been shut out.

They beat him at Wrigley last month. But I am ecstatic that they'll finish the 2007 regular season with a 1.000 winning percentage against him. Maybe they'll miss him in the playoffs too. But I doubt it.

Z vs Webb would be steak balls. That's one you postpone the birth of a child for.

[thehawk]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

That would explain why seemingly everyone in San Francisco is planted in/near that guy's ass.  It's just simple undeniable physics, after all.

[Corn-fed]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

That would explain why seemingly everyone in San Francisco is planted in/near that guy's ass.  It's just simple undeniable physics, after all.

His ass is even denser than his head?

[Taylor]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

That would explain why seemingly everyone in San Francisco is planted in/near that guy's ass.  It's just simple undeniable physics, after all.

His ass is even denser than his head?

Well his head is jammed up there so yeah.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

That would explain why seemingly everyone in San Francisco is planted in/near that guy's ass.  It's just simple undeniable physics, after all.

His ass is even denser than his head?

Most of the steroids likely entered through his ass.  Therefore, it functions as the hub/epicenter of the Barry universe.  You'll also notice that he generally talks through it, as well.

Despite the ginormity of his head, it really functions more as a "moon". 

This was one of the topics being discussed at Steak & Shake as a matter of fact.

[Capt. Over]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

I think it was during the first game of the series when Barriod was being intentionally walked and after ball 2 he rather disgustedly whipped off some of the 900 lbs of armor plating that he wears at the plate. Now that's bravery.

Bonds did that last night against Marmol as well.  He tore off his body armor and threw it in disgust toward the dugout after ball 2 or 3.  They cut to a close-up of his face after that and I swear he was about to cry.  Next time he prematurely removes the kevlar the Cubs should forget the walk and go after him, just to see the creepy freak's reaction.  What a douche.

[Taylor]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

That would explain why seemingly everyone in San Francisco is planted in/near that guy's ass.  It's just simple undeniable physics, after all.

His ass is even denser than his head?

Most of the steroids likely entered through his ass.  Therefore, it functions as the hub/epicenter of the Barry universe.  You'll also notice that he generally talks through it, as well.

Despite the ginormity of his head, it really functions more as a "moon". 

This was one of the topics being discussed at Steak & Shake as a matter of fact.

Speaking of that I was  watching the highlights of the Tards' game. Pooholes was gimping around the bases on his home run. My first (and only) thought was they must have given him his injection right before game time either in the ass, thigh or his sack the way he was hobbling around the bases.

[Corn-fed]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

I think it was during the first game of the series when Barriod was being intentionally walked and after ball 2 he rather disgustedly whipped off some of the 900 lbs of armor plating that he wears at the plate. Now that's bravery.

Bonds did that last night against Marmol as well.  He tore off his body armor and threw it in disgust toward the dugout after ball 2 or 3.  They cut to a close-up of his face after that and I swear he was about to cry.  Next time he prematurely removes the kevlar the Cubs should forget the walk and go after him, just to see the creepy freak's reaction.  What a douche.

High and tight.

At the very least, have Kendall step back into the catcher's box as if they're pitching to him until Barry asks for time to reattach his prosthetic arm, only to come back to walk on two more intentional balls.

[Corn-fed]

I really believe Kerry's fine and just being used cautiously. I've got no problem with that. He was good his last outing, right? No worries here.

Let's hope Z goes 9 and makes this moot beans Barroid in his grotesque, giant seedless head.

Schadenfreude'd.

No way in Hell Barroid gets in the box against Big Z.

He could fire one into the dugout then right at Barroid's noggin and maybe get a riccochet off of Boche's giant gourd.

I think Barroid's head would just pop like the big fucking balloon it is.

Pretty sure you can just throw in the general direction of the dugout, and let the gravational pull of Barroid's head take over, that thing is the size of a planatoid.

That would explain why seemingly everyone in San Francisco is planted in/near that guy's ass.  It's just simple undeniable physics, after all.

His ass is even denser than his head?

Most of the steroids likely entered through his ass.  Therefore, it functions as the hub/epicenter of the Barry universe.  You'll also notice that he generally talks through it, as well.

Despite the ginormity of his head, it really functions more as a "moon". 

This was one of the topics being discussed at Steak & Shake as a matter of fact.

Speaking of that I was  watching the highlights of the Tards' game. Pooholes was gimping around the bases on his home run. My first (and only) thought was they must have given him his injection right before game time either in the ass, thigh or his sack the way he was hobbling around the bases.

Intrepid Reader: Gary Sheffield

Steroids is something you shoot in your butt.

[Andy]

My favorite part of the Barry intentional walk is that it looked like Lou told him they were going to do it.  After the mound visit he walked right past the plate and smiled and said something to Barry.  I'm almost positive he told him they weren't pitching to him.

I think it'd be funny if Barry would actually throw the bat away with the elbow guard on ball three and see if the other team still intentionally throws ball four.  I'd be surprised if they even noticed, but how great would it be to see a guy without a bat get intentionally walked?