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Title: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 08:31:22 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Slaky on February 11, 2010, 08:35:12 AM
Farnsworth to get shot in KC?

Que old man joke.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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Missed you at the Cubs Convention.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Brownie on February 11, 2010, 10:05:48 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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He's 33, he hasn't started a game in 10 years, he's always struggled with his consistency, and there's always the delicate matter of whether he has a drinking problem. What could go wrong?
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Eli on February 11, 2010, 10:23:30 AM
I've been half-assedly following the Royals for about four years now.  They haven't made a single smart decision during that entire time frame, so I have no idea why they'd start now.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Oleg on February 11, 2010, 10:27:13 AM
Quote from: Eli on February 11, 2010, 10:23:30 AM
I've been half-assedly following the Royals for about four years now.  They haven't made a single smart decision during that entire time frame, so I have no idea why they'd start now.

I'm not sure that's eniterly true.

They managed to get Josh Fields for Mark Tehan, even if they also took Chris Getz.
They managed to sign Juan Cruz to a good contract.
They got Zach Grienke straightened out.

Ummm...they have rally good BBQ in KC, from what I understand.

So...yeah.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 11, 2010, 10:31:27 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 11, 2010, 10:05:48 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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He's 33, he hasn't started a game in 10 years, he's always struggled with his consistency, and there's always the delicate matter of whether he has a drinking problem. What could go wrong?

But he makes up for all those shortcomings with a pin-straight fastball and a shit slider.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Eli on February 11, 2010, 10:38:16 AM
Quote from: Oleg on February 11, 2010, 10:27:13 AM
They got Zach Grienke straightened out.

This is true.  The Greinke contract extension was a great move.  I overlooked that one.

QuoteUmmm...they have rally good BBQ in KC, from what I understand.

And this is definitely true, though Dayton Moore could probably screw that up if he ever got involved.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Andy on February 11, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
I'm a big fan of Arthur Bryant's.  It was so good I almost didn't notice that we were sharing the dining room with roughly twelve million flies.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: CT III on February 11, 2010, 11:10:32 AM
Quote from: Andy on February 11, 2010, 11:09:06 AM
I'm a big fan of Arthur Bryant's.  It was so good I almost didn't notice that we were sharing the dining room with roughly twelve million flies.

A BIG fan indeed.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Jon on February 11, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: CT III on February 11, 2010, 11:34:55 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

I prefer Professor PJ Cornacopia's Fantastic Foodamagorium and Great American Steakery myself.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Shooter on February 11, 2010, 11:40:48 AM
Quote from: Brownie on February 11, 2010, 10:05:48 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
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He's 33, he hasn't started a game in 10 years, he's always struggled with his consistency, and there's always the delicate matter of whether he has a drinking problem. What could go wrong?

Starting goes better with drinking; he'll know when he has to be ready to pitch.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Brownie on February 11, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 11:34:55 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

I prefer Professor PJ Cornacopia's Fantastic Foodamagorium and Great American Steakery myself.

T.J. Slaky's is located just south of Townline Road on Milwaukee Ave. in Vernon Hills.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Slaky on February 11, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 11, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 11:34:55 AM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 11:23:06 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 11, 2010, 10:33:47 AM
What's the over/under on number of waitresses at The Hurricane getting knocked up this year?

We get it, you're familiar with Kansas City for some reason.

We get it.  You Lake County hot-tubbers would never dream of setting foot in such an ill-educated, backwards-ass burg.

Lake County? Bah!

Who do you think I am... TJ Slaky?

TJ Slaky? I love that place. Fine family dining at an affordable price. And tons of crazy crap on the walls.

I prefer Professor PJ Cornacopia's Fantastic Foodamagorium and Great American Steakery myself.

T.J. Slaky's is located just south of Townline Road on Milwaukee Ave. in Vernon Hills.

Our servers are required to wear 16 pieces of flair.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Yeti on February 11, 2010, 12:37:46 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

Everyone, quiet... This thread just got interesting.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: smg on February 11, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 11, 2010, 03:40:29 PM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway.  

Hint. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7210.msg204970#msg204970)
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Jon on February 11, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: smg on February 11, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

I would never do that.  Just not my style.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 05:43:51 PM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 11:44:14 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 11:39:57 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 09:55:16 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 11, 2010, 08:36:41 AM
Quote from: smg on February 11, 2010, 08:21:00 AM
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb (http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100210&content_id=8052790&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb&partnerId=rss_mlb)

Missed you at the Cubs Convention.

Awww ... just wasn't up for it this year.  Or last year.

There are plenty of other opportunities to hang out with nerdy internet nerds.  Although if your "boyfriend" still doesn't like baseball, there are probably other issues in play.

It's kind of weird that you remember that, considering that we broke up a year and a half ago.

Well, I'm kind of weird.  
Wanna go out?

To be honest, I haven't been around enough recently to know what your username evolved from, meaning I have no idea who you are.  Nevertheless, I'm guessing that I would politely decline, anyway. 

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

I would never do that.  Just not my style.

I'm me.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: CT III on February 11, 2010, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

I thought that Slaky did:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4258.msg75424#msg75424 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4258.msg75424#msg75424)

But upon closer examination, it appears I added the cat part myself.

Still, the spirit of the thing belongs to him.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Slaky on February 11, 2010, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

I thought that Slaky did:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4258.msg75424#msg75424 (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4258.msg75424#msg75424)

But upon closer examination, it appears I added the cat part myself.

Still, the spirit of the thing belongs to him.

Looks like I wrote puckets instead of buckets. Damn it.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: MAD on February 11, 2010, 06:50:14 PM
That is a 5 star thread bump.  Holy crap.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2010, 11:19:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

Keep your animal excretory products out of my toilet, hooligans.
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Wheezer on February 11, 2010, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2010, 11:19:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

Keep your animal excretory products out of my toilet, hooligans.

Quote from: Fenwicke L. Holmes
Because many people lack the time or mental resolution to follow my fasting system, I have a detoxification method which has been widely adopted. I do not prescribe for individuals, and I am in sympathy with any reader who wishes to be under the observation of a physician during the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the papain enzyme, and I personally follow this even in my regular regime. Note that HOT water should be used and that the process can go on for several days--up to five. At the request of a doctor in Santa Monica who followed my system, I observed a man who at the end of TEN days passed an odorous mass scoured from the intestinal wall! This is unusual!
Title: Re: The Royals are super-smart
Post by: Jon on February 12, 2010, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on February 11, 2010, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2010, 11:19:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 11, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on February 11, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 11, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on February 11, 2010, 03:25:22 PM

Or you would throw a bucket of scalding hot cat piss on him.

Who takes the time to boil feline urine?

People who play the game the right way.

You have to boil it before you pour it down Gil's toilet.

Keep your animal excretory products out of my toilet, hooligans.

Quote from: Fenwicke L. Holmes
Because many people lack the time or mental resolution to follow my fasting system, I have a detoxification method which has been widely adopted. I do not prescribe for individuals, and I am in sympathy with any reader who wishes to be under the observation of a physician during the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the process of a fast or detoxification regime. I am an advocate of the papain enzyme, and I personally follow this even in my regular regime. Note that HOT water should be used and that the process can go on for several days--up to five. At the request of a doctor in Santa Monica who followed my system, I observed a man who at the end of TEN days passed an odorous mass scoured from the intestinal wall! This is unusual!
As long as it's not feline in origin, Gil will be fine with it.