http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/17/the-9-douchiest-things-jo_n_465806.html
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If such things can be measured.
QuoteMy dick is sort of like a white supremacist.
QuoteHe looked like a brown guy but sounded like a white guy.
On Obama's Nobel Prize:
QuoteWhat's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch cock. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.
QuoteI should be having sex with more girls.
TDubbs' hero.