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In before Weebs!


I have nothing else to add.

Quote from: Hawkeye's clutchness on October 08, 2008, 01:40:26 PM
The commish now says no surgery and we picked up his option. So we have that going for us. Whic is nice.

Here's the link

Quote from: Hawkeye's clutchness on October 08, 2008, 12:52:39 PM
Great trade. We get a guy who has a mysterious dumpster injury at a time we need him most, and is questioned with regard to his toughness after recovering, coupled with a starter who gives us 5-6 innings every 2 weeks and may need at least a scope. What did Philly have to give Beane to get Blanton? For us, while it seemed to be a steal at the time, it now looks to be garbage in, garbage out.

Let's not forget that part, regardless of what happens with Harden and Gaudin (both of whom I still have faith in).

Quote from: Bogs on October 08, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
Says the Commissioner:

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1208154,CST-SPT-cubnt08.article

QuoteThe team was not ruling out surgery for right-hander Rich Harden as they awaited results of exams by their medical staff before tonight's midnight deadline for exercising his $7 million club option for 2009.

"Not ruling out?"

Wait, wait, wait...it only says "not ruling out surgery." I think we've all been following the Cubs long enough to know that these things rarely come to fruition. I'm sure this will be nothing more than say...a quick trip to Birmingham followed by 18 months of recovery time.

No need to panic.

Quote from: Thrillho on September 25, 2008, 03:35:43 PM

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Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 03:09:07 PM
You guys are far better at finding things than I am, so I will make a request.  This morning, Johnny B. played a parody of "Someday We'll Go All the Way" by inserting the Lee Elia speech as lyrics.  It was hilarious, and I want it.  Can anyone help out?

I couldn't find it, but check out the first entry when you google "Lee Elia Someday We'll Go All The Way"

So there's that.

That stupid site didn't have it at all.

But did it have any articles?

If you click on a small arrow on the bottom right, then burn the bush with the blue flame, then walk down a flight of stairs and hit up-up-down-down-left-right-A-B-select-start, you can find a cultish group of dorks who never talk about their girlfriends.

Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 03:09:07 PM
You guys are far better at finding things than I am, so I will make a request.  This morning, Johnny B. played a parody of "Someday We'll Go All the Way" by inserting the Lee Elia speech as lyrics.  It was hilarious, and I want it.  Can anyone help out?

I couldn't find it, but check out the first entry when you google "Lee Elia Someday We'll Go All The Way"

So there's that.

1 hour season premier tonight.

Spoiler Alert:
It's going to be awkward.

Recently when coming to the message board, I get this message:

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Is that something with my computer or connection or is it Desipio's server?

Got a guy in my fantasy football league who's team name is "Rock The Red" and this is his team logo.



Well, it's now Week 4 and I'm way too cool to just ask since obviously I get the reference.

Except I don't.

Anyone know?

I know not everyone likes him (understatement alert!), but Bill Simmons wrapped-up his weekly column with:

One last thing ...

RIP, DFW. I wish you way more than luck.

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 19, 2008, 02:32:24 PM
Now you know why Zambrano doesn't merit a splooge thread; because half the time, he deserves a fuck-you thread, instead. Z has become an all-or-nothing guy the last two years, he might be the highest variance SP in the league.

I don't trust that consistency at all in a short series, I hope Lou makes Dempster his #1 for the playoffs, Demp has been the most consistent starter this season.

Maybe I don't understand what all or nothing means, but I don't think it means 32-18 with a 3.70 ERA, a .235 BAA and a 1.30 WHIP

Maybe I'm just an idiot though.

Oh no wait...that's you.

Quote from: Thrillho on September 19, 2008, 11:59:24 AM

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Quote from: ~Apex on September 18, 2008, 10:34:18 PM
Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

All I know is that I support the usage of models as a distraction from the original intent of this thread.

Keeley sez her D's look just fine with or without hydraulics.

Now this is foot hockey I might actually watch.

Or this.

Quote from: Jon on September 16, 2008, 09:37:27 PM

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Better?

Excuse me, I have to go call the Russians and tell them to call off the attack on Louisville.

Sheee-it.  I'm a-fixing to open a matroyshka doll of whoop-ass on their pale asses.  Tell them funny talkin' Euros to git while the gittin' is good.  And leave the vodka on the porch next to Skeeter. 

Doing my part towards positive next-paging.

I thought the whole point was to keep her with us.

Isn't that Megan's Law?

Quote from: powen01 on September 16, 2008, 06:43:49 PM


Better?

Excuse me, I have to go call the Russians and tell them to call off the attack on Louisville.

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Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on September 16, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
Back on topic Dave....  Is she gay or married?

Shit, forgot to update.

She continues to e-mail him (initiates it) about 4-6 times per day. Same stuff as before. She did escalate it to ask him to tell her the next time he went out for lunch (left the grounds) because she'd like some real food brought in and they'd eat together. Only mentioned her son's dad being at the kid's soccer game, but then today's mail might have sealed the deal: they were talking about the Cubs and she said she and "Clint" (99% sure that is the "spouse's" name) had been trying to get tickets to Cubs games all year but they are sold out. That kinda kicked him the groin, but he's still not giving up hope until he knows for sure that it's still on.

I say he walks up to her and just smacks his mainmast on her desk. At that point, he'll know if it's on or not.

Even though it's a penal institution, I'm not sure that would go over too well.

It would probably be a good thing to remind him that there are other women in the world who a) aren't walking sexual harassment suits  b) aren't married and c) like to fuck. 

Prove it.

Talk to my receptionist and get an appointment first. 

I thought you stabbed her?

Repeatedly.

Pics?

And could you photoshop yourself out of them?

I'll be curious to see how he utilized his Louisville Slugger.

One of our earlier trysts (before she lost the baby fat and had lighter hair).  You can barely see me, but I'm in there.  Oh dear Lord, I'm in there. 

I was eating my dinner when I got to this point in the page.

You owe me a new keyboard......

Don't blame me.  Jack off in another direction next time. 

I have never been less excited to see Megan Fox.

What a goddamn shame.