Dempster couldn't be the team mule on the trip up to Canada because he lost his passport and hasn't had it for several years. (http://www.csnchicago.com/baseball-chicago-cubs/cubs-talk/Dempster-without-passport-will-miss-star?blockID=758817&feedID=10336)
Really? He's from BC, he has family up there and not once did he think it might be nice to have his passport to travel home?
At least he helped Roy Oswalt get another chance at starting.
Quote from: Brownie on August 20, 2012, 08:59:51 AM
Dempster couldn't be the team mule on the trip up to Canada because he lost his passport and hasn't had it for several years. (http://www.csnchicago.com/baseball-chicago-cubs/cubs-talk/Dempster-without-passport-will-miss-star?blockID=758817&feedID=10336)
Really? He's from BC, he has family up there and not once did he think it might be nice to have his passport to travel home?
At least he helped Roy Oswalt get another chance at starting.
The way he's pitching for Texas, I'm betting the Rangers were hoping that he lost his passport while he was in Canada.
I think the MEP happened in April so I'm really looking forward to the Troll Dempster Playoff Pantshitting Party - sponsored by Massengill Douche and whatever Russell Brand movie is about to come out.
Quote from: Brownie on August 20, 2012, 08:59:51 AM
Dempster couldn't be the team mule on the trip up to Canada because he lost his passport and hasn't had it for several years. (http://www.csnchicago.com/baseball-chicago-cubs/cubs-talk/Dempster-without-passport-will-miss-star?blockID=758817&feedID=10336)
Really? He's from BC, he has family up there and not once did he think it might be nice to have his passport to travel home?
At least he helped Roy Oswalt get another chance at starting.
Something something something something.
Greinke and Dempster aren't helping themselves when they hit the free agent market.
...and sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs. Go O's?
Quote from: BigDrinky on October 06, 2012, 03:44:49 PM
...and sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs. Go O's?
go O's go Natnals
Quote from: thehawk on October 06, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: BigDrinky on October 06, 2012, 03:44:49 PM
...and sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs. Go O's?
go O's go Natnals
I am fine with an O's/Natinals series.
(http://i.imgur.com/Rx0om.jpg)
Gio Gonzalez pulled a Dempster against the Cardinals today: 7 BB. Since the Nationals aren't the Cubs, they still won.
DPD. Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez (http://deadspin.com/ryan-dempster-beans-a-rod-and-somehow-joe-girardi-is-t-1164355300), undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.
This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
DPD. Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez (http://deadspin.com/ryan-dempster-beans-a-rod-and-somehow-joe-girardi-is-t-1164355300), undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.
This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.
How colossal a bunch of arseholes do Dempster and the Boston fans have to be to make me actively root for A-Rod and the Yankees? I admit it: I really enjoyed A-Rod's subsequent homer. That makes me feel so fucking dirty.
Quote from: Tonker on August 19, 2013, 03:25:04 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
DPD. Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez (http://deadspin.com/ryan-dempster-beans-a-rod-and-somehow-joe-girardi-is-t-1164355300), undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.
This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.
How colossal a bunch of arseholes do Dempster and the Boston fans have to be to make me actively root for A-Rod and the Yankees? I admit it: I really enjoyed A-Rod's subsequent homer. That makes me feel so fucking dirty.
don't. Boston had a deal in place for A-Rod once upon a time, and they are no strangers to Better Winning Through Modern Chemistry.
Quote from: Fork on August 19, 2013, 08:12:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 19, 2013, 03:25:04 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
DPD. Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez (http://deadspin.com/ryan-dempster-beans-a-rod-and-somehow-joe-girardi-is-t-1164355300), undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.
This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.
How colossal a bunch of arseholes do Dempster and the Boston fans have to be to make me actively root for A-Rod and the Yankees? I admit it: I really enjoyed A-Rod's subsequent homer. That makes me feel so fucking dirty.
don't. Boston had a deal in place for A-Rod once upon a time, and they are no strangers to Better Winning Through Modern Chemistry.
Intrepid Readers: Manny Ramirez and David OrtizQue eso?
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Vigilante justice Dempster stlye! Plunk every player who juices. This could take a while. Especially in the AL, where they'll have to line the pitchers up in the bullpen to drill them in the ass.
CBS' Jon Heyman on Somebody Else's Problem.
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/writer/jon-heyman/23223283/ryan-dempsters-worst-crime-making-arod-look-like-a-calm-hero
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 19, 2013, 02:38:35 PM
CBS' Jon Heyman on Somebody Else's Problem.
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/writer/jon-heyman/23223283/ryan-dempsters-worst-crime-making-arod-look-like-a-calm-hero
Correction on Heyman's headline, Dempster's worst crime is that he's an unfunny asshole who is completely convinced the entire world loves and adores his act and certainly didn't get sick of it with 10 minutes of its debut.
Basically, he's the Jim Belushi of baseball.
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 19, 2013, 09:16:58 AM
Vigilante justice Dempster stlye! Plunk every player who juices. This could take a while. Especially in the AL, where they'll have to line the pitchers up in the bullpen to drill them in the ass.
He'll have to start pitching batting pratice.
Quote from: Fork on August 20, 2013, 08:43:35 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 19, 2013, 09:16:58 AM
Vigilante justice Dempster stlye! Plunk every player who juices. This could take a while. Especially in the AL, where they'll have to line the pitchers up in the bullpen to drill them in the ass.
He'll have to start pitching batting pratice.
Simulated games. Or just some good old fashioned "towel drills" in the shower. #Rimshot (||)
Fuck off forever with that dumbass ripoff Harry Caray crap.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 03, 2015, 03:08:34 PM
Fuck off forever with that dumbass ripoff Harry Caray crap.
Sure, but if they do away with bringing in participants from season 43 of Dancing with the Stars to sing the stretch and replace it with Harry on the video boards, I'm all for it.
Quote from: ChuckD on July 03, 2015, 03:13:43 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 03, 2015, 03:08:34 PM
Fuck off forever with that dumbass ripoff Harry Caray crap.
Sure, but if they do away with bringing in participants from season 43 of Dancing with the Stars to sing the stretch and replace it with Harry on the video boards, I'm all for it.
The real Harry Caray on the video board, sure, a little hokey, but I can tolerate. Humoring Dempster's "comedy" act, not so much. That ship has sailed, been hit with a torpedo, sank, and made into a fish toilet long ago.
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
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Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
The pitching is a little light but if you're telling me this lineup has a bunch of losers...uhhh:
C Buster Posey
1B Paul Goldschmidt
2B Ian Kinsler/Daniel Murphy
3B Nolan Arenado
SS Brandon Crawford
LF Christian Yelich
CF Adam Jones
RF Giancarlo Stanton
What the fuck are you smoking? That is the best catcher in the game playing next to potentially the best first baseman (partial to Rizzo myself for obvious reasons), the two best offensive second basemen in the game not named Jose Altuve, a third baseman who is only not the best at his spot in the NL because Kris Bryant exists, a shortstop who has been worth ten wins the last two years, a 5 win left fielder, and Giancarlo fucking Stanton in RF. Center Field is kinda meh with Jones and McCutchen both being in their decline phase but that roster would win like 110 games.
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
The Dominican team has Johnny Cueto and 17 relievers.
If they used their optimal lineup based on last years bWAR (Kinsler at 2B), that lineup was worth 35.5 WAR last year from those 8 guys alone. The Cubs top 8 guys managed 32.7 bWAR last year.
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2017, 12:49:52 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
The pitching is a little light but if you're telling me this lineup has a bunch of losers...uhhh:
C Buster Posey
1B Paul Goldschmidt
2B Ian Kinsler/Daniel Murphy
3B Nolan Arenado
SS Brandon Crawford
LF Christian Yelich
CF Adam Jones
RF Giancarlo Stanton
What the fuck are you smoking? That is the best catcher in the game playing next to potentially the best first baseman (partial to Rizzo myself for obvious reasons), the two best offensive second basemen in the game not named Jose Altuve, a third baseman who is only not the best at his spot in the NL because Kris Bryant exists, a shortstop who has been worth ten wins the last two years, a 5 win left fielder, and Giancarlo fucking Stanton in RF. Center Field is kinda meh with Jones and McCutchen both being in their decline phase but that roster would win like 110 games.
That is pretty good. I just assumed that no Bryant, no Harper and no Trout meant ALL SCHLUBS.
I apologize for the oversight but still ain't watching this. GIMME CUB BASEBAW
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 01:04:52 PM
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Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
The pitching is a little light but if you're telling me this lineup has a bunch of losers...uhhh:
C Buster Posey
1B Paul Goldschmidt
2B Ian Kinsler/Daniel Murphy
3B Nolan Arenado
SS Brandon Crawford
LF Christian Yelich
CF Adam Jones
RF Giancarlo Stanton
What the fuck are you smoking? That is the best catcher in the game playing next to potentially the best first baseman (partial to Rizzo myself for obvious reasons), the two best offensive second basemen in the game not named Jose Altuve, a third baseman who is only not the best at his spot in the NL because Kris Bryant exists, a shortstop who has been worth ten wins the last two years, a 5 win left fielder, and Giancarlo fucking Stanton in RF. Center Field is kinda meh with Jones and McCutchen both being in their decline phase but that roster would win like 110 games.
That is pretty good. I just assumed that no Bryant, no Harper and no Trout meant ALL SCHLUBS.
I apologize for the oversight but still ain't watching this. GIMME CUB BASEBAW
How about Javier Baez launching a dong for Team Puerto Rico? That do anything for you?
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 13, 2017, 01:32:51 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 01:04:52 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 13, 2017, 12:49:52 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
The pitching is a little light but if you're telling me this lineup has a bunch of losers...uhhh:
C Buster Posey
1B Paul Goldschmidt
2B Ian Kinsler/Daniel Murphy
3B Nolan Arenado
SS Brandon Crawford
LF Christian Yelich
CF Adam Jones
RF Giancarlo Stanton
What the fuck are you smoking? That is the best catcher in the game playing next to potentially the best first baseman (partial to Rizzo myself for obvious reasons), the two best offensive second basemen in the game not named Jose Altuve, a third baseman who is only not the best at his spot in the NL because Kris Bryant exists, a shortstop who has been worth ten wins the last two years, a 5 win left fielder, and Giancarlo fucking Stanton in RF. Center Field is kinda meh with Jones and McCutchen both being in their decline phase but that roster would win like 110 games.
That is pretty good. I just assumed that no Bryant, no Harper and no Trout meant ALL SCHLUBS.
I apologize for the oversight but still ain't watching this. GIMME CUB BASEBAW
How about Javier Baez launching a dong for Team Puerto Rico? That do anything for you?
That double-play combo is sick, as we suspected they would be during the WS last year. Saw them turn a double play yesterday that teh camera couldn't keep up with.
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 13, 2017, 01:32:51 PM
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Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 13, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 10:19:08 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on March 13, 2017, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on March 13, 2017, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on March 12, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
Hey look, Ryan Dempster shitting the bed and walking the world in an important game. Who could've guessed.
Are you having a stroke?
He's pitching for Team Canada.
They played Team USA yesterday and he managed to record one out while letting a lot of guys on base and a handful of them to score.
Ah.
Yeah, see I give zero fucks about the WBC.
The WBC has been all sorts of fun. If you're into the whole baseball thing.
I like that the Dominican team is stocked with studs but that the US team has a bunch of losers. Seems even.
The pitching is a little light but if you're telling me this lineup has a bunch of losers...uhhh:
C Buster Posey
1B Paul Goldschmidt
2B Ian Kinsler/Daniel Murphy
3B Nolan Arenado
SS Brandon Crawford
LF Christian Yelich
CF Adam Jones
RF Giancarlo Stanton
What the fuck are you smoking? That is the best catcher in the game playing next to potentially the best first baseman (partial to Rizzo myself for obvious reasons), the two best offensive second basemen in the game not named Jose Altuve, a third baseman who is only not the best at his spot in the NL because Kris Bryant exists, a shortstop who has been worth ten wins the last two years, a 5 win left fielder, and Giancarlo fucking Stanton in RF. Center Field is kinda meh with Jones and McCutchen both being in their decline phase but that roster would win like 110 games.
That is pretty good. I just assumed that no Bryant, no Harper and no Trout meant ALL SCHLUBS.
I apologize for the oversight but still ain't watching this. GIMME CUB BASEBAW
How about Javier Baez launching a dong for Team Puerto Rico? That do anything for you?
I just bought my first Baez Cubs jersey. Now I want a Baez Puerto Rico jersey.
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
He also made a bad joke on air about a beloved bat-retrieving dog for the minor league Trenton Thunder dying of cancer. He's the absolute worst.
Quote from: SKO on January 12, 2018, 11:25:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
He also made a bad joke on air about a beloved bat-retrieving dog for the minor league Trenton Thunder dying of cancer. He's the absolute worst.
Oh and he also cheated on his wife, with the nanny if I remember correctly. Hopefully the moral cleansing currently going on in our culture will result in no more camera time or ink spilled on him. His comedy "career" certainly doesn't warrant it.
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 02:32:47 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 12, 2018, 11:25:48 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
He also made a bad joke on air about a beloved bat-retrieving dog for the minor league Trenton Thunder dying of cancer. He's the absolute worst.
Oh and he also cheated on his wife, with the nanny if I remember correctly. Hopefully the moral cleansing currently going on in our culture will result in no more camera time or ink spilled on him. His comedy "career" certainly doesn't warrant it.
Wasn't it Dempster's wife who had an affair with a White Sox player?
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Quote from: SKO on January 12, 2018, 11:25:48 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
He also made a bad joke on air about a beloved bat-retrieving dog for the minor league Trenton Thunder dying of cancer. He's the absolute worst.
Oh and he also cheated on his wife, with the nanny if I remember correctly. Hopefully the moral cleansing currently going on in our culture will result in no more camera time or ink spilled on him. His comedy "career" certainly doesn't warrant it.
Wasn't it Dempster's wife who had an affair with a White Sox player?
Snopes said that was unproven.
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
How Schwarber didn't rip Dempster's arm off and beat him to death with it will remain one of the world's great tragedies.
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
How Schwarber didn't rip Dempster's arm off and beat him to death with it will remain one of the world's great tragedies.
That's not a valid exercise in using your Mother Tongue.
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 12, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
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Former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster stepped in with a stand-up routine and singled out Schwarber for his troubles in left field. "I love the comment that you made that you want to win the Gold Glove. That is so good. Shaw, 'Matrix,' I want to play in the NBA. You can help me out — Kyle's gonna win a Gold Glove."
Dempster asked Bryant if he borrowed his jacket from "Game of Thrones." "You're like Ned Stark and Tommy La Stella is Tyrion Lannister, right? Just a little cute guy. (Blanks) off for a few weeks, and you don't know where he went, then he comes back, all of a sudden he's getting big base hits."
That (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-anthony-rizzo-laugh-off-chicago-inc-20180112-story.html) had the cadence of a joke.
How Schwarber didn't rip Dempster's arm off and beat him to death with it will remain one of the world's great tragedies.
That's not a valid exercise in using your Mother Tongue.
Maybe it makes sense if you understand Canadian.
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
You already won the case against "The Endless Summer"?
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
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Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 17, 2018, 09:35:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
You got a dumb judge. Every day is longer than the previous day. Today is about 2 milliseconds longer than yesterday.
(Note: This post makes it feel much more than that)
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Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 17, 2018, 09:35:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
You got a dumb judge. Every day is longer than the previous day. Today is about 2 milliseconds longer than yesterday.
(Note: This post makes it feel much more than that)
Who the hell is June Solstice?
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2018, 09:59:47 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 17, 2018, 09:35:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
You got a dumb judge. Every day is longer than the previous day. Today is about 2 milliseconds longer than yesterday.
(Note: This post makes it feel much more than that)
Chuck, one really oughtn't to conflate civil, astronomical, and atomic time, not to mention tidal and core effects. The IERS is your friend.
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2018, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2018, 09:59:47 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
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Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
You got a dumb judge. Every day is longer than the previous day. Today is about 2 milliseconds longer than yesterday.
(Note: This post makes it feel much more than that)
Chuck, one really oughtn't to conflate civil, astronomical, and atomic time, not to mention tidal and core effects. The IERS is your friend.
What day has 23 hours in it?
What month has 27 days in it?
What week has 6 days in it?
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2018, 04:40:30 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2018, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2018, 09:59:47 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 17, 2018, 09:35:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
You got a dumb judge. Every day is longer than the previous day. Today is about 2 milliseconds longer than yesterday.
(Note: This post makes it feel much more than that)
Chuck, one really oughtn't to conflate civil, astronomical, and atomic time, not to mention tidal and core effects. The IERS is your friend.
What day has 23 hours in it?
What month has 27 days in it?
What week has 6 days in it?
All of them.
What do I win?
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on January 17, 2018, 04:43:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2018, 04:40:30 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2018, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2018, 09:59:47 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 17, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
Quote from: thehawk on January 17, 2018, 09:35:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2018, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 16, 2018, 01:48:30 PM
This thread title is the most blatant case of false advertising since my successful suit against the makers of The Neverending Story.
I have similar suits in against the makers of "48 Hours", "Another 48 Hours", "11 Days 11 Nights", "9 1/2 Weeks", 'From Here to Eternity" and "About Last Night".
Should go against "127 hours" as well. Bet you could win an arm [and a leg]
I successfully represented the June Solstice against the producers of The Longest Day.
You got a dumb judge. Every day is longer than the previous day. Today is about 2 milliseconds longer than yesterday.
(Note: This post makes it feel much more than that)
Chuck, one really oughtn't to conflate civil, astronomical, and atomic time, not to mention tidal and core effects. The IERS is your friend.
What day has 23 hours in it?
What month has 27 days in it?
What week has 6 days in it?
All of them.
What do I win?
A date with June Solstice.