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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #120 on: August 19, 2015, 05:52:05 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2015, 05:37:43 PM
Is need to get a ruling from Apex but I think SKO bounced off the mat with that pull.

Caught a pick at midfield, returned it for six, tossed it to the ref and remarked it felt a little light. We're looking into it.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #121 on: August 19, 2015, 07:05:59 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on August 19, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2015, 05:37:43 PM
Is need to get a ruling from Apex but I think SKO bounced off the mat with that pull.

Caught a pick at midfield, returned it for six, tossed it to the ref and remarked it felt a little light. We're looking into it.

Yeah but if it happened in front of like three people because everyone else decided to stay home and watch HGTV instead does it matter

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #122 on: August 19, 2015, 08:57:04 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 19, 2015, 07:05:59 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on August 19, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PANK! on August 19, 2015, 05:37:43 PM
Is need to get a ruling from Apex but I think SKO bounced off the mat with that pull.

Caught a pick at midfield, returned it for six, tossed it to the ref and remarked it felt a little light. We're looking into it.

Yeah but if it happened in front of like three people because everyone else decided to stay home and watch HGTV instead does it matter

It does not.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #123 on: August 24, 2015, 03:21:23 PM »
Christ almighty please let that hand be not-broken.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #124 on: October 07, 2015, 08:25:58 PM »
DEXTER FUCKING FOWLER. Dude came to play.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #125 on: October 08, 2015, 10:50:21 AM »
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #126 on: October 22, 2015, 09:23:39 AM »
yeah, he had a tough start to the season but I'll miss the hell out of this dude.

I know he will probably say this year was the most fun he's ever had playing pro ball but money talks and I can't hold it against him. Safe travels, Dex.

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #127 on: October 22, 2015, 09:31:24 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 22, 2015, 09:23:39 AM
yeah, he had a tough start to the season but I'll miss the hell out of this dude.

I know he will probably say this year was the most fun he's ever had playing pro ball but money talks and I can't hold it against him. Safe travels, Dex.

Qualifying offer has been set at 15.8. The Cubs will make the offer, so at least they'll get a draft pick.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #128 on: October 22, 2015, 11:02:21 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 22, 2015, 09:23:39 AM
yeah, he had a tough start to the season but I'll miss the hell out of this dude.

I know he will probably say this year was the most fun he's ever had playing pro ball but money talks and I can't hold it against him. Safe travels, Dex.

Co-sign.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #129 on: February 25, 2016, 12:33:21 PM »
HAHAHAHA

I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #130 on: February 25, 2016, 12:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 22, 2015, 11:02:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 22, 2015, 09:23:39 AM
yeah, he had a tough start to the season but I'll miss the hell out of this dude.

I know he will probably say this year was the most fun he's ever had playing pro ball but money talks and I can't hold it against him. Safe travels, Dex.

Co-sign.

So I was right except for the money talks part. Man.

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #131 on: February 25, 2016, 01:15:22 PM »
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING. HOW CAN LIFE BE THIS AWESOME?
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #132 on: February 25, 2016, 01:20:34 PM »
He's got $13 Mil from the Cubs per the internets. So he left $20 million on the table to bet on himself by playing for the Cubs this year. I really like Dexter Fowler and I have no clue why the market was so low on him this winter. But Jesus, this is kind of strange news. If I were his agent, I'd be having a stiff drink right about now.

Hell, he left 2.8 Mil on the table when he declined his qualifying offer.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #133 on: February 25, 2016, 03:26:06 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on February 25, 2016, 01:20:34 PM
He's got $13 Mil from the Cubs per the internets. So he left $20 million on the table to bet on himself by playing for the Cubs this year. I really like Dexter Fowler and I have no clue why the market was so low on him this winter. But Jesus, this is kind of strange news. If I were his agent, I'd be having a stiff drink right about now.

Hell, he left 2.8 Mil on the table when he declined his qualifying offer.

What are the odds he got an agreement from the team to not get a QO next year?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #134 on: February 25, 2016, 03:46:30 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 25, 2016, 12:33:21 PM
HAHAHAHA



Damn that's cold. And hilarious.
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