Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Canadouche]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

This one.

January 16, 2010 12:01 PM

Maybe it's a fake -- Kyle Koster is clearly a made-up name.

[Bonk]

So I guess it wasn't all Cubs fans' fault.

What a shitbum.

[Internet Apex]

Oleg and I encountered a racist Cub fan last night. Not good times. He hails from the great state of Iowa lives amongst us on the Northside now. I don't like people.

[Armchair_QB]

Milton needs to get help or he's going to wind up like Donnie Moore.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Milton needs to get help or he's going to wind up like Donnie Moore.

That would save the Mariners a lot of money.

[Bort]

Milton needs to get help or he's going to wind up like Donnie Moore.

So what's the downside?

[Brownie]

Oh?

I do hope Bradley gets better (sane) and goes on to live a productive life. If he can salvage his baseball career, great! But he's doing it away from the Cubs. Even better.

Now, if Hendry can convert Carlos Silva into real, live young players that can help this team in 2011 and 2012 and find a trade partner for Soriano, his next employer should be BP.

[Brownie]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

[CBStew]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

I doubt it.  I am very pessimistic about cases like his.  The only thing that works is being on the right medicaition and staying on it.  That may be antithetical for a professional athlete.  Reading the fan comments was very entertaining.  They seem to feel that rehabilitation is the primary object of a baseball team.  All this time I thought it was about entertainment.  (Except for the kind that Milton provided)

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

I doubt it.  I am very pessimistic about cases like his.  The only thing that works is being on the right medicaition and staying on it.  That may be antithetical for a professional athlete.  Reading the fan comments was very entertaining.  They seem to feel that rehabilitation is the primary object of a baseball team.  All this time I thought it was about entertainment.  (Except for the kind that Milton provided)

Seattke makes Berkeley look like Buttfuck, Mississippi.

[thehawk]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

Only in sports can someone like Jim Hendry sign a player like Bradley to a 3 year $30 million contract and keep his job.

[SKO]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

Only in sports can someone like Jim Hendry sign a player like Bradley to a 3 year $30 million contract and keep his job.

Are there that many other businesses where you sign people to $30 million contracts?

[Gilgamesh]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

Only in sports can someone like Jim Hendry sign a player like Bradley to a 3 year $30 million contract and keep his job.

Are there that many other businesses where you sign people to $30 million contracts?

I'm sure some senior executives get deals like that.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

I hope you have a chance to read this.

Sad story, but he might just be getting it together.

Only in sports can someone like Jim Hendry sign a player like Bradley to a 3 year $30 million contract and keep his job.

Are there that many other businesses where you sign people to $30 million contracts?

I'm sure some senior executives get deals like that.

Gentlemen, I give you Bob Nardelli.

[PenPho]

COACH KILLAR