Yep.
Deal with it.
Quote from: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 04:53:04 PM
Yep.
Deal with it.
COME ON!!
(http://gardnerlinn.com/gob.jpg)
We've just made a huge mistake.
What is known of his toileting habits?
This guy is a turd against which all other turds will be measured. He'll be worse than Milton, but at least he's a little less black.
What'd he do?
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:31:58 AM
What'd he do?
Gave Pen a raging, mega-huge boner.
But since he never saw Super Troopers, he probably doesn't understand.
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:31:58 AM
What'd he do?
Passed his physical, I guess. (http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4869604)
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady...
You scout him out of Salinas Middle School?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:43:29 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady...
You scout him out of Salinas Middle School?
DPD.
I did bring him up through the minor leagues, yes.
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.
2005.
Never forget.
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.
2005.
Never forget.
Ok. I'm getting a little bit pissed off. And if Fuku & XNade don't outperform that big, bald fuck they might do well as a manga comic. Or whatever they call those queer little books that kids like. Manga?
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:25:46 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.
2005.
Never forget.
Ok. I'm getting a little bit pissed off. And if Fuku & XNade don't outperform that big, bald fuck they might do well as a manga comic. Or whatever they call those queer little books that kids like. Manga?
Can we have one goddamned thread that doesn't nosedive in ranting with/about KurtEvans?
No? Okay.
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.
2005.
Never forget.
I'll never forget him getting picked off of 3rd by the catcher with one out in a one-run game against the Nats...
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on February 05, 2010, 12:05:19 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.
2005.
Never forget.
I'll never forget him getting picked off of 3rd by the catcher with one out in a one-run game against the Nats...
I was actually at Wrigley for Jeromy's finest hour with the Cubs - the Grand Slam against Atlanta in 2005. Except I wasn't in my seat. I was taking a phone call. From Hawk. Thanks, Hawk.
Quote from: Tonker on February 05, 2010, 03:23:55 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on February 05, 2010, 12:05:19 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 03, 2010, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 11:43:10 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 03, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck. On paper. So there's that. Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too. Yay?
But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy actually doing anything can only mean bad things. Thanks a lot, Pen.
Why must you mention that man? Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut. Que meathead love for that guy. HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!
You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?
I am. Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?
I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.
You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.
I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.
2005.
Never forget.
I'll never forget him getting picked off of 3rd by the catcher with one out in a one-run game against the Nats...
I was actually at Wrigley for Jeromy's finest hour with the Cubs - the Grand Slam against Atlanta in 2005. Except I wasn't in my seat. I was taking a phone call. From Hawk. Thanks, Hawk.
You're welcome
I told you fucks.