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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1905 on: February 28, 2009, 11:55:39 AM »
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the Cubs have agreed to terms with Corey Koskie on a minor league contract.
Koskie hasn't played in the majors since 2006, when he hit .261/.343/.490 in 257 at-bats for the Brewers. He has been cleared to play once again after battling post-concussion syndrome for a few years. He'll compete for a backup job on the Cubs.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times

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« Reply #1906 on: February 28, 2009, 02:47:41 PM »
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2009, 11:55:39 AM
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the Cubs have agreed to terms with Corey Koskie on a minor league contract.
Koskie hasn't played in the majors since 2006, when he hit .261/.343/.490 in 257 at-bats for the Brewers. He has been cleared to play once again after battling post-concussion syndrome for a few years. He'll compete for a backup job on the Cubs.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times

If he's got anything left in the tank he'd be a great back-up for Ramirez.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1907 on: February 28, 2009, 03:27:04 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on February 28, 2009, 02:47:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2009, 11:55:39 AM
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the Cubs have agreed to terms with Corey Koskie on a minor league contract.
Koskie hasn't played in the majors since 2006, when he hit .261/.343/.490 in 257 at-bats for the Brewers. He has been cleared to play once again after battling post-concussion syndrome for a few years. He'll compete for a backup job on the Cubs.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times

If he's got anything left in the tank he'd be a great back-up for Ramirez.

Korey Kosuke?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1908 on: March 01, 2009, 09:14:47 AM »
Quote from: Tank on February 28, 2009, 03:27:04 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on February 28, 2009, 02:47:41 PM
Quote from: BH on February 28, 2009, 11:55:39 AM
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the Cubs have agreed to terms with Corey Koskie on a minor league contract.
Koskie hasn't played in the majors since 2006, when he hit .261/.343/.490 in 257 at-bats for the Brewers. He has been cleared to play once again after battling post-concussion syndrome for a few years. He'll compete for a backup job on the Cubs.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times

If he's got anything left in the tank he'd be a great back-up for Ramirez.

Korey Kosuke?

I'm not sure how comfortable I am with this...

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1909 on: March 01, 2009, 12:53:42 PM »
He's going to play for Team Canada in the WBC.  So the world (the 1,214 people who will watch the WBC--and yes, I'm one of them) will know how much he's got left.

Schilling wants to pitch for the Cubs.  That's awesome.  I love that guy.  I hope he chokes on a Krispy Kreme this afternoon and dies.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1910 on: March 01, 2009, 01:14:46 PM »
Quote from: Andy on March 01, 2009, 12:53:42 PM
He's going to play for Team Canada in the WBC.  So the world (the 1,214 people who will watch the WBC--and yes, I'm one of them) will know how much he's got left.

Schilling wants to pitch for the Cubs.  That's awesome.  I love that guy.  I hope he chokes on a Krispy Kreme this afternoon and dies.

Awesome, you and Phil Rogers will have plenty to talk about.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1911 on: March 01, 2009, 01:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Andy on March 01, 2009, 12:53:42 PM
He's going to play for Team Canada in the WBC.  So the world (the 1,214 people who will watch the WBC--and yes, I'm one of them) will know how much he's got left.

Schilling wants to pitch for the Cubs.  That's awesome.  I love that guy.  I hope he chokes on a Krispy Kreme this afternoon and dies.

I've never wished teh ghey cancer upon anyone until I wished it upon Schilling.
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« Reply #1912 on: March 02, 2009, 09:29:26 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 01, 2009, 01:14:46 PM
Quote from: Andy on March 01, 2009, 12:53:42 PM
He's going to play for Team Canada in the WBC.  So the world (the 1,214 people who will watch the WBC--and yes, I'm one of them) will know how much he's got left.

Schilling wants to pitch for the Cubs.  That's awesome.  I love that guy.  I hope he chokes on a Krispy Kreme this afternoon and dies.

Awesome, you and Phil Rogers will have plenty to talk about.

I think we watch it for different reasons.  He watches it because he believes Uncle Bud's bullshite about it spreading the glory of baseball around the world.  I watch it hoping that every non-Cub will suffer a devastating injury.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1913 on: March 02, 2009, 09:40:41 AM »
I'll go on record as saying that Schilling is a douche, but I'd get over it pretty quick if he pitched for the Cubs in any resemblance of a few years ago.

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« Reply #1914 on: March 02, 2009, 09:43:32 AM »
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I'll go on record as saying that Schilling is a douche, but I'd get over it pretty quick if he pitched for the Cubs in any resemblance of a few years ago.
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« Reply #1915 on: March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 AM »
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I'll go on record as saying that Schilling is a douche, but I'd get over it pretty quick if he pitched for the Cubs in any resemblance of a few years ago.

He's a washed up asshole. Keep him the fuck out of the Wrigleyville area.
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« Reply #1916 on: March 02, 2009, 10:02:42 AM »
Quote from: Fork on March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I'll go on record as saying that Schilling is a douche, but I'd get over it pretty quick if he pitched for the Cubs in any resemblance of a few years ago.

He's a washed up asshole. Keep him the fuck out of the Wrigleyville area.

PROVE IT!

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« Reply #1917 on: March 02, 2009, 10:12:33 AM »
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 10:02:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I'll go on record as saying that Schilling is a douche, but I'd get over it pretty quick if he pitched for the Cubs in any resemblance of a few years ago.

He's a washed up asshole. Keep him the fuck out of the Wrigleyville area.

PROVE IT!

I've seen him at the meetings.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1918 on: March 02, 2009, 10:07:01 PM »
Quote from: Fork on March 02, 2009, 10:12:33 AM
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 10:02:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Quote from: BH on March 02, 2009, 09:40:41 AM
I'll go on record as saying that Schilling is a douche, but I'd get over it pretty quick if he pitched for the Cubs in any resemblance of a few years ago.

He's a washed up asshole. Keep him the fuck out of the Wrigleyville area.

PROVE IT!

I've seen him at the meetings.

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« Reply #1919 on: March 06, 2009, 03:41:10 AM »
Cards sign Dennys Reyes.

While I am a big fan of many of the Grand Slam deals, and the all night capability, I still feel like I am betraying IHOP every time I see one a Dennys.  This will however fit in nicely with the St. Louis crowd.