2012 Chicago Cubs

[CubFaninHydePark]

Who the fuck is this Sokolovich guy?

Hell, I don't recognise 4 out of the 5 pitchers listed on the box score

Only 5 pitchers to get through a game?  I call shenanigans.  With these scores, they have to be using at least 7.

[Armchair_QB]

Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

[CBStew]

Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

[Internet Apex]

Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

You mean before they sold it to gypsies?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

Gave to to the mohel who saved all the foreskins from all the brisot he did and made a wallet out of them.

And, if you rub this wallet, it turns into a suitcase.

That still writes 5772 on its checks.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

Gave to to the mohel who saved all the foreskins from all the brisot he did and made a wallet out of them.

And, if you rub this wallet, it turns into a suitcase.

That still writes 5772 on its checks.

"He only took tips!"

[Quality Start Machine]

This happened.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This happened.

1 AM in East Lakeview...this is news?

[Gilgamesh]

Andy's concession speech: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/concession-speech-2012-chicago-cubs-150055580--mlb.html#more-50188

[Yeti]

This happened.

1 AM in East Lakeview...this is news?

From the Deadspin Q/A:
Would you have preferred to make it on Deadspin for this or for being the guy caught screwing some chick in the Yankee's bathroom?

JulianDalrymple: WOW! Good question! I wouldn't fuck that woman in a Yankee's bathroom with Bea Arthur's dick!Edit

[Eli]

Andy's concession speech: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/concession-speech-2012-chicago-cubs-150055580--mlb.html#more-50188

20 question marks might be a record even for Andy.

[Tonker]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Beef Wellington.  Not bad.)

[Bort]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?