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Decomposing harry

Quote from: flannj on August 11, 2014, 06:15:24 PM
Robin Williams

Really Dead Poets?

Deadanings?

EDIT: You son of a bitch BBM. I blame this slow to refresh shit for brains message board.

*Bows* mrs. Deadfire

http://news.kron4.com/news/breaking-actor-comedian-robin-williams-found-dead/

Quote from: CBStew on August 10, 2014, 01:17:42 PM
Chefs are celebrities.  Food critics are celebrities.  Future generations are going to label us as gluttons and assume that our appetites were the reason for the fall of our civilization. 

I'd like to thank myself for playing a role in the downfall of society.

Can we move this thread to the dead pool?

MEANWHILE DA SHIRKS SIGNED DA MURDERSAURUS.  DOOOMMMMMMMM

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Quote from: PANK! on April 22, 2014, 09:22:45 PM
Might as we'll take the reins off, let him play everyday now.

This needs to happen.

Renteria says it's time. Also he's hitting .195

I know.  He struck out after reaching that lofty mark with the HR.  Still, after a 1-14 start or something like that, I'm glad he didn't  just get buried.  I suppose he can still fall all the way down to .092, but with the power he's demonstrated--which should earn him better pitch selection as time goes on--I think it's more lilely he has a decent run in him to get ALL THE WAY UP to .250 or so and stay around there.  If he can do that and hit 20 HR's in his first year (which he's easily on pace for), it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, like Eli said.

Two of Olt's HR's are to the opposite field. I've not seen many of his starts or AB's, but of the ones I have seen where he gets a hit he's perfectly content with hitting the ball where it's pitched.

To a guy on the internet like me, that's something...um...not awful?

Most power hitters don't have the "I can hit the ball out of any part of the park" epiphany this young. Not awful at all.

Two HRs to the opposite field is hardly an epiphany, either.  He might just have been a little late on those two pitches.

And the wind might have been blowing out and he might have been using an aluminum bat.

And he might have secretly been a shaved gorilla.

A big dumb gross gorilla?

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Quote from: Slaky on April 16, 2014, 09:25:14 AM
What on earth are we talking about?

About how the Cubs apparently have 30 Javier Baezs in the minor leagues.

But really, there's a big leap from "it's too early to worry about Baez" to "it's not even that big of a deal if Baez somehow doesn't work out." Those are two very different things.

Bottom line is, don't worry about Baez. Whether he becomes Gary Sheffield or Gary Scott is out of our control anyway.

He's not panning out.  Prospects never pan out.  As we see with that bum Rizzo or that lazy latino Castro. 

Who's the infield version of Jeff Franceour?  We need him!

Quote from: Yeti on April 03, 2014, 11:05:11 AM
Get excited. That's an order

Do I have to eat chicken?

I FEEL BAD FOR CATE MCNOUN DAT GUY NEVER GOT A SHOT WIT DA CLUB AFTER JO RON LEFT.  HE WILL BE A STAR WIT LOVIE MY FRENTS.  EMSTINKISTERRIBLE

FUCK DALLAS MY FRENTS

BOWSTINK IS TERRIBLE.  KYLE BEECH IS DA NECKS DREW CAREY!

I wonder if they have tapped Vanderbeek to take his spot in fast and furious series?

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Quote from: Internet Apex on November 21, 2013, 03:01:55 PM
This is a thing that happened:

http://www.csnchicago.com/bears/mix-bears-kyle-long-navigates-identity-crisis

QuoteKyle was at a signing this week and a "guy walked up to me and said, 'Jake, I was very skeptical of the [Bears draft] pick but you've had some very good tackles this year,'" Long said laughing. "My head almost exploded, not because I was mad or anything, just out of confusion. He's there getting a ball signed, he's got a Bears jersey, hundreds of dollars on memorabilia and, 'I'm Kyle, man, I play on the offensive line.'

"I signed it 'Kyle' but he wouldn't have known either way, I don't think."

Of course it did.

AND FOR DA LAST TIME JAY MCNOWN SHOULD BE DA QUARTERBACK

Names I've actually heard Josh called on the Score this week.

McNown
McCowan (leader in the clubhouse)
McCullough
McCullum

I'll let you know if I hear any more.

You gotta do it for me, Billy. 

Well CT, Apex is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.