http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cIjPOJdFM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection, this looks fun.
Quote from: Slak on September 12, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cIjPOJdFM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection, this looks fun.
I don't hate Woody Harrelson at all. This looks almost Sean of the Dead fun, but more American-y. Woody needs a slobby retard-type as a sidekick.
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 14, 2009, 07:35:12 AM
Quote from: Slak on September 12, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cIjPOJdFM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection, this looks fun.
I don't hate Woody Harrelson at all. This looks almost Sean of the Dead fun, but more American-y. Woody needs a slobby retard-type as a sidekick.
Instead he got this snarky, mopey, sack-jockey Eisenpube. Hopefully he doesn't ruin this movie like he did Adventureland (which kind of sucked anyway).
Quote from: Slak on September 14, 2009, 08:39:55 AM
Hopefully he doesn't ruin this movie like he did Adventureland (which kind of sucked anyway).
I didn't like him in Adventureland, but it's hard to blame it on him entirely. The whole
movie was a train wreck as far as tone. There was Kristen Wiig was playing a full out
rejected SNL character all the way to that dork playing five kinds of straight man. The
director or whoever couldn't make up their mind about anything in the movie.
I wonder if Caddyshack would have ended up similar if they would have stuck with the
original premise of the caddies as the focus with that 80's equivalent of Eisenberg in the
lead instead of being rescued by the flood of real talent.
Quote from: Slak on September 12, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection...
I'm really curious to understand how anyone gets a Jesse Eisenberg haterection.
Because, honestly... Eisenwho?
Is it all due to
Adventureland? Which "kind of sucked anyway"?
(Granted, I haven't seen either
Adventureland or
The Squid and the Whale, so maybe I've just missed the haterection boat.)
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 14, 2009, 11:17:06 AM
Quote from: Slak on September 12, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection...
I'm really curious to understand how anyone gets a Jesse Eisenberg haterection.
Because, honestly... Eisenwho?
Is it all due to Adventureland? Which "kind of sucked anyway"?
(Granted, I haven't seen either Adventureland or The Squid and the Whale, so maybe I've just missed the haterection boat.)
He sucks that much. I'm leading the charge on this - someone has to start the movement.
I'm sure I'm overreacting but he really, really sucks.
Quote from: Slak on September 14, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 14, 2009, 11:17:06 AM
Quote from: Slak on September 12, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection...
I'm really curious to understand how anyone gets a Jesse Eisenberg haterection.
Because, honestly... Eisenwho?
Is it all due to Adventureland? Which "kind of sucked anyway"?
(Granted, I haven't seen either Adventureland or The Squid and the Whale, so maybe I've just missed the haterection boat.)
He sucks that much. I'm leading the charge on this - someone has to start the movement.
I'm sure I'm overreacting but he really, really sucks.
Hey... Far be it from me to talk a guy off his boner.
(Not for free, anyways.)
Quote from: Miraculous Mark: Diviner of Mysteries on September 14, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 14, 2009, 11:17:06 AM
Quote from: Slak on September 12, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
Despite my Jesse Eisenberg haterection...
I'm really curious to understand how anyone gets a Jesse Eisenberg haterection.
Because, honestly... Eisenwho?
Is it all due to Adventureland? Which "kind of sucked anyway"?
(Granted, I haven't seen either Adventureland or The Squid and the Whale, so maybe I've just missed the haterection boat.)
He sucks that much. I'm leading the charge on this - someone has to start the movement.
I'm sure I'm overreacting but he really, really sucks.
You're going to love this (http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118008990.html?categoryid=13&cs=1) movie:
QuoteColumbia Pictures and director David Fincher have set the core cast for "The Social Network," the Aaron Sorkin-scripted drama about the formation of Facebook.
Jesse Eisenberg will play Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg; Justin Timberlake will play Sean Parker, the Napster co-founder who became Facebook's founding president; and Andrew Garfield will play Eduardo Saverin, the Facebook co-founder who fell out with Zuckerberg over money.
I'm not sure where the Jesse Eissenberg hate comes from. He's basically Michael Cera with a bigger head.
This movie was gold plated Keeley Hazel boobs wrapped in bacon. Woody Harrelson was fantastic, and the movie was not only just a lot of awesome zombie-killing, but it was funny as hell. Way funnier than The Office. And more realistic. I also think Emma Stone has gotten hotter with each movie she's been in.
Quote from: Weebs on October 05, 2009, 12:30:31 AM
I'm not sure where the Jesse Eissenberg hate comes from. He's basically Michael Cera with a bigger head.
This movie was gold plated Keeley Hazel boobs wrapped in bacon. Woody Harrelson was fantastic, and the movie was not only just a lot of awesome zombie-killing, but it was funny as hell. Way funnier than The Office. And more realistic. I also think Emma Stone has gotten hotter with each movie she's been in.
It comes from me, dopey.
It was entertaining but I think they could have had a little more senseless zombie killing in random ways.
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 12, 2009, 08:07:14 AM
It was entertaining but I think they could have had a little more senseless zombie killing in random ways.
I said the same thing about Cool Hand Luke.
Quote from: Jon on October 12, 2009, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 12, 2009, 08:07:14 AM
It was entertaining but I think they could have had a little more senseless zombie killing in random ways.
I said the same thing about Cool Hand Luke.
Talk about a muddled script.
Jebus (http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/vet-kills-self-after-being-carded-at-movie-theater.html).
QuoteMUNCIE, Ind. - Police say a 21-year-old military veteran fatally shot himself inside a central Indiana movie theater shortly after he argued with employees over being asked to produce ID to see an R-rated film.
Muncie police say no one else was hurt at the theater, including the man's two brothers, a friend and eight others attending the horror comedy "Zombieland."
Quote from: R-V on October 13, 2009, 11:58:44 AM
Jebus (http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/vet-kills-self-after-being-carded-at-movie-theater.html).
QuoteMUNCIE, Ind. - Police say a 21-year-old military veteran fatally shot himself inside a central Indiana movie theater shortly after he argued with employees over being asked to produce ID to see an R-rated film.
Muncie police say no one else was hurt at the theater, including the man's two brothers, a friend and eight others attending the horror comedy "Zombieland."
Central Indiana, eh?
I saw this last night. What a fun movie.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 09, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
I saw this last night. What a fun movie.
Are you talking ghey on purpose?
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 10, 2009, 10:26:07 AM
Quote from: JD on November 09, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 09, 2009, 10:58:42 AM
I saw this last night. What a fun movie.
Are you talking ghey on purpose?
I- I don't think so.
I didn't know if I was reading BK or PK(pete king).
Don't you ever do that to me again.
This was some good shit. 5 out of 4 stars!
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:14:06 AM
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
FUCK. If this dweebtard can ruin zombie movies he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:14:06 AM
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
FUCK. If this dweebtard can ruin zombie movies he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
He didn't. R-V is wronger than TDubbs normally is on most things.
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 11, 2010, 09:41:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:14:06 AM
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
FUCK. If this dweebtard can ruin zombie movies he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
He didn't. R-V is wronger than TDubbs normally is on most things.
BOOM!
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 11, 2010, 09:41:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:14:06 AM
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
FUCK. If this dweebtard can ruin zombie movies he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
He didn't. R-V is wronger than TDubbs normally is on most things.
I'll give it shot. But my Eisenpoop hate knows no bounds. Kerm, you should know where I'm coming from here.
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 11, 2010, 09:41:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:14:06 AM
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
FUCK. If this dweebtard can ruin zombie movies he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
He didn't. R-V is wronger than TDubbs normally is on most things.
I'll give you the intro with the rules, Woody, and Bill Murray. So maybe 25% of it was worthwhile. The rest of it was a failure pile of 4 people (3 of which were unlikeable) hanging out not doing much of anything.
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on February 11, 2010, 09:41:21 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on February 11, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 11, 2010, 08:14:06 AM
Other than the Bill Murray stuff, I thought this movie was lame and boring.
And Slaky, if you thought you hated Eisenberg before, wait until you listen to him narrate for the whole movie.
FUCK. If this dweebtard can ruin zombie movies he's more powerful than I ever imagined.
He didn't. R-V is wronger than TDubbs normally is on most things.
I'll give it shot. But my Eisenpoop hate knows no bounds. Kerm, you should know where I'm coming from here.
If there's one thing I can understand, it's hatred.
Finally saw it. Eisenstink didn't bother me as much as he did in Adventureland (hey, does this guy have to be in movies with a land suffix?) but he was still just kinda meh. I'd actually even say it wasn't him so much as the writing. It had some funny moments but the Bill Murray thing was more sad than funny. Not sure why - that scene was a real downer for me. And the fake hot girl and the fat kid from Sunshine Something Or Other were just ok. Woody was not really that believable as a bad ass.
World War Z it was not. 2.5 stars out of 5.