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Title: 2012
Post by: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.

Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_millenarianism)

Good thing they're releasing this steaming pile of feces before that date.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_millenarianism)

Good thing they're releasing this steaming pile of feces before that date.

That's a whole webpage full of dumb beliefs.  If people are so eager for the world to end, why don't they just do the planet a favor and off themselves already.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 02, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_millenarianism)

Good thing they're releasing this steaming pile of feces before that date.

That's a whole webpage full of dumb beliefs.  If people are so eager for the world to end, why don't they just do the planet a favor and off themselves already.

Sounds like LA Gil is telling us not to panic.

And when LA Gil tells you not to panic, that's when you run.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 02, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_millenarianism)

Good thing they're releasing this steaming pile of feces before that date.

That's a whole webpage full of dumb beliefs.  If people are so eager for the world to end, why don't they just do the planet a favor and off themselves already.

Sounds like LA Gil is telling us not to panic.

And when LA Gil tells you not to panic, that's when you run.

LA Gil doesn't proselytize.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 04, 2009, 08:49:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?
I always wonder where Jor-El and Lara are running to.

Then, I remember it's a movie.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?

If you were able to hold out to the end of the trailer (and I can't blame you if you weren't) you'd have seen that it's only California that's getting swallowed up whole at that point.

Vacation in Lake Tahoe!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: CT III on October 04, 2009, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 04, 2009, 08:49:22 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?
I always wonder where Jor-El and Lara are running to.

Then, I remember it's a movie.

That's no excuse for the characters to not ask "why?".
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 04, 2009, 12:10:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?

If you were able to hold out to the end of the trailer (and I can't blame you if you weren't) you'd have seen that it's only California that's getting swallowed up whole at that point.

Vacation in Lake Tahoe!

Fuck.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Slaky on October 04, 2009, 12:55:43 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?

I read your post before seeing that commercial. Saw it this morning and laughed harder than I had any right to.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 04, 2009, 03:34:22 PM
Nice to know my investments in Otisburg are gonna pay off in three short years.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Philberto on October 04, 2009, 05:12:00 PM
This movie's DRLP: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132130/
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 04, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 04, 2009, 05:12:00 PM
This movie's DRLP: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132130/

Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td4VEGiIQmk).
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: powen01 on October 04, 2009, 08:00:10 PM
If California's going into the ocean, what does this mean for Gil's strip clubs?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Quality Start Machine on October 04, 2009, 09:10:08 PM
Quote from: powen01 on October 04, 2009, 08:00:10 PM
If California's going into the ocean, what does this mean for Gil's strip clubs?

Wet T-shirts, natch.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Gil Gunderson on October 04, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 04, 2009, 09:10:08 PM
Quote from: powen01 on October 04, 2009, 08:00:10 PM
If California's going into the ocean, what does this mean for Gil's strip clubs?

Wet T-shirts, natch.

It'll leave me with Nevadan brothels, brah!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 05, 2009, 08:37:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 04, 2009, 11:11:18 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 03, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?

If you were able to hold out to the end of the trailer (and I can't blame you if you weren't) you'd have seen that it's only California that's getting swallowed up whole at that point.

Vacation in Lake Tahoe!

Who wants to live in a world without Californians?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Philberto on October 05, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid. Acting was horrid along with everything else. Apparently, the planets were going to be in a perfect line and causing all these earthquakes, blah blah. Chicks were not too attractive. During a hail storm, this guy was inexplicably swerving all throughout it. I'm not sure if he felt he could miss the hail, but he was unlucky and one struck the windshield, went through it, and killed him. Good stuff
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Richard Chuggar on October 05, 2009, 10:33:20 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 05, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid. Acting was horrid along with everything else. Apparently, the planets were going to be in a perfect line and causing all these earthquakes, blah blah. Chicks were not too attractive. During a hail storm, this guy was inexplicably swerving all throughout it. I'm not sure if he felt he could miss the hail, but he was unlucky and one struck the windshield, went through it, and killed him. Good stuff

Was it horrid or good stuff? 
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Philberto on October 05, 2009, 10:51:10 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 05, 2009, 10:33:20 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 05, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid. Acting was horrid along with everything else. Apparently, the planets were going to be in a perfect line and causing all these earthquakes, blah blah. Chicks were not too attractive. During a hail storm, this guy was inexplicably swerving all throughout it. I'm not sure if he felt he could miss the hail, but he was unlucky and one struck the windshield, went through it, and killed him. Good stuff

Was it horrid or good stuff? 

Both
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 05, 2009, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 05, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid.

What, was Netflix fresh out of Fireproof (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129423/) and Bible Man (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0222529/)?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Philberto on October 05, 2009, 12:01:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 05, 2009, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on October 05, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid.

What, was Netflix fresh out of Fireproof (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129423/) and Bible Man (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0222529/)?

Fireproof. I knew there was something in my life that was missing. Too bad it's not on instant queue or else it'd be in a constant loop on the Xbox 5000 Gamemaster
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Kermit, B. on October 19, 2009, 12:13:17 PM
DOOOOOOM (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mayan_calendar_warns_of?utm_source=onion_rss_daily)!!!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: CBStew on November 02, 2009, 04:58:34 PM
Back in '44 there was a buncha fellers who read the Bible real close an' figgered out that the world was gonna end sometime in October of that year an' they let the rest of us know about it in July of that year so we could spend three months or so worryin about how we was all gonna die 'cept for maybe a few who got on God's good side.  I don't know if many folks got the message and became better people for it, but it sure got our attention away from the fact that we were already doing a pretty good job of ending civilization as we used to know it.  But maybe that's what these predictions are all about anyway.  You look at what's going on and then pick up the Bible or the 1917 Farmer's Almanac or Aunt Lizzie's cup with the leftover tealeaves an surenough its all explained right there.  'Cept in my case, after Halloween in '44 I never could get too excited when I heard that the world was goin to end.  I mean it has to someday, don't it?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 02, 2009, 08:59:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 02, 2009, 04:58:34 PMI mean it has to someday, don't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-CfVjRr74

Time index: 8:03
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: MAD on November 04, 2009, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_millenarianism)


Great.  My 10-year wedding anniversary is going to get wiped out by Armageddon.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Weebs on November 04, 2009, 03:06:05 PM
Quote from: MAD on November 04, 2009, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 02, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
Based solely on this preview (http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/10/holy-crap-15/)...this is probably the worst movie ever made.



Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_millenarianism)


Great.  My 10-year wedding anniversary is going to get wiped out by Armageddon.

If you're going to tape over your wedding anniversary, at least make it something better than Armageddon.

ZING!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 16, 2009, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 16, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 16, 2009, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

Do you know how many video games he can buy now b/c of that ten bucks being back in his pocket? 
No, seriously, how many can he buy?  I haven't bought a video game since I was 14.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 08:43:11 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 16, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 16, 2009, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

Do you know how many video games he can buy now b/c of that ten bucks being back in his pocket? 
No, seriously, how many can he buy?  I haven't bought a video game since I was 14.

1/6 of a game.  Or I can use the money to take my woman to see a movie.  Maybe we'll go see 2012!
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 16, 2009, 08:59:09 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 08:43:11 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 16, 2009, 07:48:40 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on November 16, 2009, 02:59:57 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

Do you know how many video games he can buy now b/c of that ten bucks being back in his pocket? 
No, seriously, how many can he buy?  I haven't bought a video game since I was 14.

1/6 of a game.  Or I can use the money to take my woman to see a movie.  Maybe we'll go see 2012!

We get it, you have an imaginary girlfriend. 
So who did you go to a horrible movie with on opening night?  Bill?  You're the coolest.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Kermit, B. on November 16, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: CT III on November 16, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 16, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

John Cusack is dreamy.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 16, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

I have a soft spot for disaster flicks, although I've been disappointed for the last 22 years.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: CBStew on November 24, 2009, 09:30:45 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 16, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
Quote from: Weebs on November 16, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

I have a soft spot for disaster flicks, although I've been disappointed for the last 22 years.

The SNL re-cut of the trailer to link the disaster to Palin's election to the Presidency was pure gold.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Philberto on November 25, 2009, 08:11:06 AM
Just saw this movie is 160 minutes. That shot whatever thoughts I had about watching it when it came out on video right out of the door.
Title: Re: 2012
Post by: Slaky on November 25, 2009, 09:10:36 AM
Quote from: IrishYeti on November 25, 2009, 08:11:06 AM
Just saw this movie is 160 minutes. That shot whatever thoughts I had about watching it when it came out on video right out of the door.

King Kong, that's a long movie.