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General Category => The Dead Pool => Topic started by: Quality Start Machine on February 02, 2010, 01:23:35 PM

Title: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 02, 2010, 01:23:35 PM

Jay Novacek's wife (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/news/story?id=4877771&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines) ate a gun.
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Tonker on February 02, 2010, 02:11:20 PM
Surely that should be "One fewer at the next family reunion..."?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 02:17:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2010, 01:23:35 PM

Jay Novacek's wife (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/news/story?id=4877771&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines) ate a gun.

Generally none of this shit gets to me, but I definitely cringed at "ate a gun."
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on February 02, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 02:17:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2010, 01:23:35 PM

Jay Novacek's wife (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/news/story?id=4877771&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines) ate a gun.

Generally none of this shit gets to me, but I definitely cringed at "ate a gun."

You prefer, "Chose a high-iron diet"?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 02, 2010, 02:42:55 PM

One more Novacek with no brains?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Wheezer on February 02, 2010, 02:57:49 PM
And not a word for Zelda Rubinstein.
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 03:16:14 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 02, 2010, 02:24:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 02, 2010, 02:17:45 PM
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2010, 01:23:35 PM

Jay Novacek's wife (http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/news/story?id=4877771&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines) ate a gun.

Generally none of this shit gets to me, but I definitely cringed at "ate a gun."

You prefer, "Chose a high-iron diet"?

Okay, that's funny.
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Bonk on February 06, 2010, 04:16:06 AM
So can we say she Nova-cheked out?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: BH on February 08, 2010, 08:59:34 AM
She had a chek'red past.
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: MAD on February 08, 2010, 09:28:09 AM
Quote from: Bonk on February 06, 2010, 04:16:06 AM
So can we say she Nova-cheked out?

I'm saving that one for Forklift.
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 08, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 08, 2010, 10:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 08, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?

Don't write 'ceks that your ass can't cash?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: PenFoe on February 08, 2010, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 08, 2010, 10:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 08, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?

Don't write 'ceks that your ass can't cash?

Probably should have 'ceked the safety?
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 08, 2010, 06:26:21 PM

Cancelled 'cek.
Title: Re: One less at the next family reunion...
Post by: ChuckD on February 08, 2010, 06:33:22 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 08, 2010, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 08, 2010, 10:08:06 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 08, 2010, 09:31:57 AM
The 'cek is in the mail?

What are we doing here?

Don't write 'ceks that your ass can't cash?

Probably should have 'ceked the safety?

Enjoy that nut.