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Title: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 07:44:25 AM
Fuck these turds. I want my tee-shirt.

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(http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/2008/news/10/30/102908spud_webb_qa/webb_inline.jpg)

Or whoever the fuck.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
Notsofast Ape X. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112192814.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)


QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Eli on December 20, 2010, 12:50:32 PM
There's already 2-3 inches of snow on the ground in the Twin Cities and plenty more on the way:

(http://i53.tinypic.com/73ceah.jpg)

This should be fun/awful/dangerous/REALoutdoorfootball.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 01:04:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 20, 2010, 12:50:32 PM
There's already 2-3 inches of snow on the ground in the Twin Cities and plenty more on the way:

(http://i53.tinypic.com/73ceah.jpg)

This should be fun/awful/dangerous/REALoutdoorfootball.

I understand that they're expecting snowfall of a half-inch to an inch an hour during the game.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 20, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 20, 2010, 12:50:32 PM
There's already 2-3 inches of snow on the ground in the Twin Cities and plenty more on the way:

(http://i53.tinypic.com/73ceah.jpg)

This should be fun/awful/dangerous/REALoutdoorfootball.

I thought BC's angioplasty results were confidential?  How did you manage to get ahold of them?
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: R-V on December 20, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
Notsofast Ape X. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112192814.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)


QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."

With this game being played on a slab of ice, Brett probably figured the chance of realizing his dreams of martyrdom by dying on the football field was dramatically higher. Here's hoping Julius indulges his fantasy.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 01:49:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 20, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
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QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."

With this game being played on a slab of ice, Brett probably figured the chance of realizing his dreams of martyrdom by dying on the football field was dramatically higher. Here's hoping Julius indulges his fantasy.

And I thought this Division Clincher was going to be kind of dull and anti-climactic. Instead it's going to be wet dream frozen in time for as long as I'm alive. Oh, happy day.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 20, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
Notsofast Ape X. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112192814.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)


QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."

With this game being played on a slab of ice, Brett probably figured the chance of realizing his dreams of martyrdom by dying on the football field was dramatically higher. Here's hoping Julius indulges his fantasy.

This.

Not that it matters in this case, but I was shocked to hear that a player could be ruled "out" on one day and then upgraded to "doubtful/qstbl/probable" as late as the DAY OF GAME... I'm sure the game has been yanked off the tote boards, but Bellichek could have a lot of fun with injury reports this way.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: SKO on December 20, 2010, 02:01:40 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 20, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
Notsofast Ape X. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112192814.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)


QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."

With this game being played on a slab of ice, Brett probably figured the chance of realizing his dreams of martyrdom by dying on the football field was dramatically higher. Here's hoping Julius indulges his fantasy.

This.

Not that it matters in this case, but I was shocked to hear that a player could be ruled "out" on one day and then upgraded to "doubtful/qstbl/probable" as late as the DAY OF GAME... I'm sure the game has been yanked off the tote boards, but Bellichek could have a lot of fun with injury reports this way.

Yeah, I don't see why they couldn't have used "doubtful." "Out" is supposed to mean 0% chance. If there's a 1% chance, you put doubtful. They've just rendered the entire injury report fucking pointless.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Eli on December 20, 2010, 02:29:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 20, 2010, 02:01:40 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 20, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
Notsofast Ape X. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112192814.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)


QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."

With this game being played on a slab of ice, Brett probably figured the chance of realizing his dreams of martyrdom by dying on the football field was dramatically higher. Here's hoping Julius indulges his fantasy.

This.

Not that it matters in this case, but I was shocked to hear that a player could be ruled "out" on one day and then upgraded to "doubtful/qstbl/probable" as late as the DAY OF GAME... I'm sure the game has been yanked off the tote boards, but Bellichek could have a lot of fun with injury reports this way.

Yeah, I don't see why they couldn't have used "doubtful." "Out" is supposed to mean 0% chance. If there's a 1% chance, you put doubtful. They've just rendered the entire injury report fucking pointless.

That is not the point.  The point is that Brett Favre is gutsy. He's fearless.  And this guy, he doesn't care about these terrible conditions, even when the Vikings have nothin' to play fer. The man LOVES football and just wants to play. 

This guy ... what a guy.

/jongrudentonight
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Waco Kid on December 20, 2010, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: R-V on December 20, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
Quote from: Brownie on December 20, 2010, 12:42:08 PM
Notsofast Ape X. (http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/112192814.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU)


QuoteBrett Favre has been upgraded from out to questionable for tonight's game against the Chicago Bears at TCF Bank Stadium.

Favre will test his injured right shoulder about 2 1/2 hours before the game to see if he can play. Favre was officially ruled out on Saturday because he was still experiencing some numbness in his right hand.

Rookie Joe Webb was expected to make his first career start, but Favre is going to see if there's a chance he can play.
"Brett Favre attempted to throw the football two days ago and was unable to, due to pain in the SC joint and residual numbness from a  brachial plexus injury," Vikings head athletic trainer Eric Sugarman told the team's website Vikings.com. "He declared himself out at that time. He woke up this morning feeling much improved. His symptoms and function have improved dramatically over the past 24 hours. In fairness to him and his team, he would like to be given the opportunity to play tonight if physically able."

With this game being played on a slab of ice, Brett probably figured the chance of realizing his dreams of martyrdom by dying on the football field was dramatically higher. Here's hoping Julius indulges his fantasy.

This.

Not that it matters in this case, but I was shocked to hear that a player could be ruled "out" on one day and then upgraded to "doubtful/qstbl/probable" as late as the DAY OF GAME... I'm sure the game has been yanked off the tote boards, but Bellichek could have a lot of fun with injury reports this way.

It's Favruh. The NFL has no problem overlooking or changing the rules when it comes to him (i.e. the new playoff overtime setup).
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: morpheus on December 20, 2010, 06:51:36 PM
It is confirmed.  Favuruh will start tonight.

DONG!
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 07:55:25 PM
Bears still unable to cover the gritty white guy play. Fuck my life. Favre, we're going to need that ball back, ok?
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 07:59:04 PM
Good lookin' out, brah.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 08:02:42 PM
I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: SKO on December 20, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 08:02:42 PM
I'm going to have a fucking heart attack.

Feeling better now?
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Yeti on December 20, 2010, 10:32:32 PM
I'm just happy CFiSP is at this game so he can give us some great analysis
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: R-V on December 20, 2010, 10:33:26 PM
Major Wright and Chris Harris are melting some faces out there tonight.

A heaping helping of steaming ALF turds to all those who handed the division to Huey's beloved Packers before the season.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: BC on December 20, 2010, 10:37:46 PM
Hanging 40 on the Vikings?

I'll take that.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Slaky on December 20, 2010, 11:04:04 PM
And so the Dongpocalypse is complete.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Tony on December 20, 2010, 11:21:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 20, 2010, 11:04:04 PM
And so the Dongpocalypse is complete.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79rdvluf01qbk116o1_500.jpg)

Intrepid Reader: Mr. Selatcia
"We have allowed the darkness to unfold"
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
So, do we order our shirts? Or go shirtless?


Hmmmmmmm....


I like beer.


SUPER BEER SUPER BOWL
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 11:39:25 PM
My favorite football players of all the times.

1. Walter Payton
2. Brian Urlacher
T3. Charles Tillman
T3. Jay Cutler
5. Rod Woodson


Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: Tony on December 20, 2010, 11:21:47 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 20, 2010, 11:04:04 PM
And so the Dongpocalypse is complete.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79rdvluf01qbk116o1_500.jpg)

Intrepid Reader: Mr. Selatcia
"We have allowed the darkness to unfold"

WE USED TO BE NUMBER 10!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVo5Y_yVdas
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Internet Apex on December 21, 2010, 12:21:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 20, 2010, 11:39:25 PM
My favorite football players of all the times.

1. Walter Payton
2. Brian Urlacher
T3. Charles Tillman
T3. Jay Cutler
5. Rod Woodson Devin Hester




14'd.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Waco Kid on December 21, 2010, 05:51:28 AM
Bears => division title
Favre => concussed

It was a good night
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: CT III on December 21, 2010, 06:29:40 AM
Pfft.  The Bears got lucky.  Another bullshit win.
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 21, 2010, 07:02:25 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 21, 2010, 06:29:40 AM
Pfft.  The Bears got lucky.  Another bullshit win.

Finally somebody else said it.  They got lucky again.  Playing them without AP and with pretty much no quarterback. 
Title: Re: Dongpocalypse Now: The Flusher - Bears at U of Minnesota - 12/20/10
Post by: SKO on December 21, 2010, 07:30:19 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on December 21, 2010, 05:51:28 AM
Bears => division title
Favre => concussed

It was a good night
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Corey Wooton became a Bears legend over night.