Let's fire it up.
NEED THE OFFSEASON THREAD FIRST, DOUCHE
I have an easy, 10-step plan.
1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson
Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer
Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin
Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot
Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells
OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt. Other than that, I think it just might work!
Fuck it. Let me amend the plan:
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 1011-step plan.
1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson
11. Sign Carlos Zambrano and then hire a newly-retired Ryan Dempster to be bullpen coach and Zambrano's new sparring partner.
Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer
Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin
Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Zambrano
Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija/Wells
Coleman
Cashner
OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt. Other than that, I think it just might work!
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 10-step plan.
1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson
Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer
Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin
Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot
Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells
OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt from catering bills. Other than that, I think it just might work!
Prince & CC on the same team'd.
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2011, 09:56:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 10-step plan.
1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson
Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer
Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin
Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot
Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells
OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt from catering bills. Other than that, I think it just might work!
Prince & CC on the same team'd.
Because they're fat!
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2011, 09:56:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 10-step plan.
1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson
Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer
Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin
Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot
Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells
OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt from catering bills. Other than that, I think it just might work!
Prince & CC on the same team'd.
2008 Brewers - been there.
Quote from: PenPho on September 30, 2011, 12:43:46 PM
2008 Brewers - been there.
They were more successful in the post season than the 2008 Cubs.