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Title: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: helloWorld on December 14, 2005, 10:05:20 PM
I really dont know, why you write on the Internet and stupid, fat ass continues to make no sense.  I popped in here for a second and I cannot leave.  You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron), I check Desipio everyday.  Merry Christmas, thanks.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Al Yellon on December 15, 2005, 04:32:41 AM
Quote from: helloWorld on December 14, 2005, 10:05:20 PM
I really dont know, why you write on the Internet and stupid, fat ass continues to make no sense.  I popped in here for a second and I cannot leave.  You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron), I check Desipio everyday.  Merry Christmas, thanks.

Go easy on the egg nog there buddy.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: TW on December 15, 2005, 08:49:00 AM
Um....I like bunnies......
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Any guess on who "stupid fat ass" is?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: TG on December 15, 2005, 09:44:39 AM
I wanna know how you "make him thing."
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Uncouth Sloth on December 15, 2005, 10:23:30 AM
Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Any guess on who "stupid fat ass" is?

Rush Limbaugh?
Jay Mariotti?
Harry Caray?
Rob Letterly?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: TW on December 15, 2005, 10:28:35 AM
Jim Tacco?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Andy on December 15, 2005, 10:38:11 AM
If you ever wondered who Jim Tocco looked like, he's Patton Oswalt.  Only homelier.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Mike D. on December 15, 2005, 10:47:15 AM
Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 10:38:11 AM
If you ever wondered who Jim Tocco looked like, he's Patton Oswalt.  Only homelier.

(http://www.biscuitsbaseball.com/images/staff/2005/Tocco.jpg) (http://www.usedwigs.com/graphics/PO_RoadWarrior.jpg)

Eerie.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Al Czervik on December 15, 2005, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Can Helloworld resurface here, or is a name change necessary to avoid awkwardness?

That's some serious manlove dude.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CT on December 15, 2005, 04:39:14 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on December 15, 2005, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Can Helloworld resurface here, or is a name change necessary to avoid awkwardness?

That's some serious manlove dude.

I recommend "forklift", nobody is using that one.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Mike D. on December 15, 2005, 04:41:15 PM
I recommend "hellorehab".

Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: berserker on December 17, 2005, 02:07:48 AM
Quote from: CT on December 15, 2005, 04:39:14 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on December 15, 2005, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Can Helloworld resurface here, or is a name change necessary to avoid awkwardness?

That's some serious manlove dude.

I recommend "forklift", nobody is using that one.

Smartass
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CT on December 17, 2005, 12:10:20 PM
Quote from: berserker on December 17, 2005, 02:07:48 AM
Quote from: CT on December 15, 2005, 04:39:14 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on December 15, 2005, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 15, 2005, 08:56:00 AM
Nothing like being drunk dialed on a message board.

Can Helloworld resurface here, or is a name change necessary to avoid awkwardness?

That's some serious manlove dude.

I recommend "forklift", nobody is using that one.

Smartass

I was wondering if you were going to catch that one.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: berserker on December 20, 2005, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"

Wonder if there's a way to block a user from posting beyond #1908
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: KD on December 24, 2005, 01:50:27 AM
Quote from: berserker on December 20, 2005, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"

Wonder if there's a way to block a user from posting beyond #1908

Hopefully not.  I've got to make it all the way to #1982.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: KD on December 24, 2005, 01:50:27 AM
Quote from: berserker on December 20, 2005, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"

Wonder if there's a way to block a user from posting beyond #1908

Hopefully not.  I've got to make it all the way to #1982 2006.

F.ucker
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: SD on December 22, 2006, 09:59:37 AM
Damn, was just about to bump this here thread.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 10:25:22 AM
You know it's a crapfest of a Friday when we're reading and laughing at threads over a year old. Reminds of the Best of Paul re-runs we trot out every so often.

Is it February yet? Because I'm bored.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: TG on December 22, 2006, 10:30:26 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:25:22 AM
You know it's a crapfest of a Friday when we're reading and laughing at threads over a year old. Reminds of the Best of Paul re-runs we trot out every so often.

Is it February yet? Because I'm bored.

What's in February?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 10:31:15 AM
Quote from: TG on December 22, 2006, 10:30:26 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:25:22 AM
You know it's a crapfest of a Friday when we're reading and laughing at threads over a year old. Reminds of the Best of Paul re-runs we trot out every so often.

Is it February yet? Because I'm bored.

What's in February?

Valentine's day.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: SD on December 22, 2006, 10:34:57 AM
Boredom is for whack bitches.  Get'chy'game on, player!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: SD on December 22, 2006, 10:34:57 AM
Boredom is for whack bitches.  Get'chy'game on, player!

By golly, you're right! (Grabs cock and YouTubes Reon Kadena)
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.

Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CPT on December 22, 2006, 10:40:12 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.



Also, Mrs. CPT is scheduled to give birth that month.  I'll post the footage.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: The Slak on December 22, 2006, 10:44:54 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 10:40:12 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.



Also, Mrs. CPT is scheduled to give birth that month.  I'll post the footage.

If it's a boy, what will his user name be?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Chuckosan on December 22, 2006, 10:46:44 AM
Murtons Kids is reserved.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.



That's kind of what I meant. But IF the Bears win the fucking SUPER BOWL!!! We'll be stark raving mad and drunk on life for about a month straight and just when that starts to wear off, we'll get news of Mary's latest medical calamity and we'll have a half dozen or so threads about that and the progress of Larry's "special" buddy Mongo.

And hey, it looks like we'll even get to see CT's youngin' pop out of his wife's poon poon bush.

Good Times?

Come on February!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 10:40:12 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.



Also, Mrs. CPT is scheduled to give birth that month.  I'll post the footage.

Make sure he/she speaks ENGLISH.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 10:48:55 AM
Quote from: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 10:47:54 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 10:40:12 AM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Apex on December 22, 2006, 10:34:15 AM
Pitchers & Catchers report to Dr. Andrews' office.

Also SB XLI which, assuming the Bears' "D" doesn't suffer another pants-crapping in the playoffs, we'll have a vested interest in.

But other than that?  Between the Super Bowl and P's & C's reporting, February is the absolute worst month for sports fans.



Also, Mrs. CPT is scheduled to give birth that month.  I'll post the footage.

Make sure he/she speaks ENGLISH.

I know where I can get some Motorhead onesies.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: BananaHands on December 22, 2006, 10:49:31 AM
Let's not forget public sleeping day on Feb 28th.

http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/feb.htm
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 10:50:16 AM
And public pissing day everyday until then.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on December 22, 2006, 10:46:44 AM
Murtons Kids is reserved.

We're no gingers.  And the Murt hasn't been lurking around my area, as far as I know.

Slaky, for both the screen name and actual name, I've got it narrowed down to either J-Bug or Hench.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: SD on December 22, 2006, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on December 22, 2006, 10:46:44 AM
Murtons Kids is reserved.

We're no gingers.  And the Murt hasn't been lurking around my area, as far as I know.

Slaky, for both the screen name and actual name, I've got it narrowed down to either J-Bug or Hench.

Have you run this by the Sports Gal yet?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: SD on December 22, 2006, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on December 22, 2006, 10:46:44 AM
Murtons Kids is reserved.

We're no gingers.  And the Murt hasn't been lurking around my area, as far as I know.

Slaky, for both the screen name and actual name, I've got it narrowed down to either J-Bug or Hench.

Have you run this by the Sports Gal yet?

Yeah, it was written on the back of my hand, so she got a close look at it.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 12:02:40 PM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: SD on December 22, 2006, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: CPT on December 22, 2006, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: Chuckosan on December 22, 2006, 10:46:44 AM
Murtons Kids is reserved.

We're no gingers.  And the Murt hasn't been lurking around my area, as far as I know.

Slaky, for both the screen name and actual name, I've got it narrowed down to either J-Bug or Hench.

Have you run this by the Sports Gal yet?

Yeah, it was written on the back of my hand, so she got a close look at it.

Hey Ike...loved your cover of "Proud Mary".
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: KD on December 22, 2006, 12:32:32 PM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: KD on December 24, 2005, 01:50:27 AM
Quote from: berserker on December 20, 2005, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"

Wonder if there's a way to block a user from posting beyond #1908

Hopefully not.  I've got to make it all the way to #1982 2006.

F.ucker

Heee heee hee, Merry Eckstein.

Merry Christmas, Andy.  YOu make me laugh, you make me thing.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 12:35:05 PM
Quote from: KD on December 22, 2006, 12:32:32 PM
Quote from: Huey on December 22, 2006, 09:59:05 AM
Quote from: KD on December 24, 2005, 01:50:27 AM
Quote from: berserker on December 20, 2005, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on December 19, 2005, 08:45:55 AM
I'm going to do the same thing when I hit #1908. 

I'm not sure what I'll change the handle to, but right now I'm thinking "Searching for Tim Blackwell"

Wonder if there's a way to block a user from posting beyond #1908

Hopefully not.  I've got to make it all the way to #1982 2006.

F.ucker

Heee heee hee, Merry Eckstein.

Merry Christmas, Andy.  YOu make me laugh, you make me thing.

Please God...don't let that be cockney.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: KD on December 22, 2006, 12:49:25 PM
very rarely your wron
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: forkserker on December 22, 2006, 12:51:18 PM
Quote from: KD on December 22, 2006, 12:49:25 PM
very rarely your wron

I type Jerry Lee style, with my elbows. also while nailing teenage cousins.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: James Westfall on December 22, 2006, 03:04:07 PM
I type Jerry Lewis style.  Retarded and only popular in Europe.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 22, 2006, 04:16:00 PM
I just farted. And it stinks. So I'm taking off early. Have a nice weekend, motherbitches. Enjoy the eggnog and whatever loot you get from your peeps. But don't forget to take time out to celebrate the true reason this holiday exists: Shit babies.









Sorry, God.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Brant Brown on December 22, 2006, 09:32:45 PM
When I read "you make me thing" I instantly was reminded of The Gladiator.



That bastard.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on December 25, 2006, 03:16:55 PM
What I want for Christmas:

1. Bears Super Bowl
2. To not have to stop at 1908 (by the time I get there) and outdo KD's 2006 by one.
3. More Cardinals' pitchers on the DL at the All-Star Break than Cubs pitchers.
4. Penguins to keep January, February and March interesting.
5. Rangers to miss the playoffs.  (Sorry Fork).
6. A nice summer job so I can buy a next-gen system.
7. Better luck at the blackjack table.  I went on Christmas Eve with my cousins and saw 2-6 in at least 2/3 of my hands.  And I saw three 20's get wiped to dealer BJ's...  I've now gone from pissed to depressed.  But rationalize it all by telling myself that I'm a Cubs fan and that's what happens to us.
8. A scoring title for Crosby.
9. Everyone to realize that just because Jesus was an immaculate conception that Mary still could have had sex.
10. A big fucking steak.

Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CPT on December 25, 2006, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: cubfaninPA on December 25, 2006, 03:16:55 PM
What I want for Christmas:

4. Penguins to keep January, February and March interesting.


Does continuous speculation about what city they're going to move to count?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: PenFoe on December 23, 2009, 03:54:45 PM
You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron).
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 24, 2009, 09:00:28 AM

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.

To the rest of you, I recommend the Peking Duck in Shanghai Terrace.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 24, 2009, 11:18:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 24, 2009, 09:00:28 AM

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.

To the rest of you, I recommend the Peking Duck in Shanghai Terrace.

Avatar and Chipmunks: The Squeakel will have to suffice.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 24, 2009, 01:54:52 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 24, 2009, 09:00:28 AM

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.

To the rest of you, I recommend the Peking Duck in Shanghai Terrace.

Family tradition: One movie in the morning, one in the afternoon, dinner at a Chinese restaurant and then to a movie. 
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Gil Gunderson on December 24, 2009, 06:48:35 PM
Merry Xmas, mouthbreathers.  Happy holidays to all.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: powen01 on December 24, 2009, 09:59:03 PM
Merry Christmas, ya wankers.  Thanks for all the laughs this year.  Hope you're all doing well. 
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 24, 2009, 10:39:04 PM
What Gil and powen said. Merry Christmas to all, even Angelo, VDN, Hendry, and Lovie...I guess.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 25, 2009, 02:08:17 AM
Ho, fuckin' ho and a handle of Tanqueray to all of yo.







Be safe morans.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Armchair_QB on December 25, 2009, 10:50:34 AM
Merry Christmas fellas.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 24, 2010, 10:17:03 PM
Merry Christmas, Morans.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: powen01 on December 24, 2010, 10:30:25 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 24, 2010, 10:17:03 PM
Merry Christmas, Morans.

Thi.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 24, 2010, 11:21:25 PM
I too would like to say merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 25, 2010, 05:47:57 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 24, 2010, 11:21:25 PM
I too would like to say merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan.

My mouth's bleeding?  My mouth's bleeding, Burt!  Zuzu's petals, Zuzu--there they are!  Well whaddya know about that? Merry Christmas, Burt!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 25, 2010, 05:58:54 AM
I'm so glad this thread didn't get Rattoed.  Merry Christmas to the most objectionable bunch of wankers I've ever met.  I love you guys.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 25, 2010, 10:21:16 AM
Bah!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: thehawk on December 25, 2010, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: flannj on December 25, 2010, 10:21:16 AM
Bah!
Humbug!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Oleg on December 25, 2010, 11:40:33 AM
Something This Seam, Ghey Bag of Dicks.

Did I do that right?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CT III on December 25, 2010, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 25, 2010, 05:47:57 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 24, 2010, 11:21:25 PM
I too would like to say merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan.

My mouth's bleeding?  My mouth's bleeding, Burt!  Zuzu's petals, Zuzu--there they are!  Well whaddya know about that? Merry Christmas, Burt!

HEY!  What the hell are you doin' with my money your house, Ted?!?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 25, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
Deck the whores with boughs of horry, fa rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 25, 2010, 02:44:11 PM
A can of Simoniz.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on December 25, 2010, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 25, 2010, 02:44:11 PM
A can of Simoniz.

Air masses moving eastwardly.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Simmer on December 25, 2010, 08:48:22 PM
Meryy Christmas eryybody
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 26, 2010, 08:20:59 AM
Quote from: CT III on December 25, 2010, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 25, 2010, 05:47:57 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 24, 2010, 11:21:25 PM
I too would like to say merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan.

My mouth's bleeding?  My mouth's bleeding, Burt!  Zuzu's petals, Zuzu--there they are!  Well whaddya know about that? Merry Christmas, Burt!

HEY!  What the hell are you doin' with my money your house, Ted?!?

Nice.


I of course was also a fan of the lost ending (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4267/saturday-night-live-its-a-wonderful-life-lost-ending) when I was a kid.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: PenPho on December 23, 2011, 10:22:19 AM
Here's to a Merry Christmas and hoping that this thread never dies.

Meryy Christmas, to a group of rarely wronest thingers on these here interwebs.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 24, 2011, 05:47:17 PM

Is Rusty still in the Navy?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 24, 2011, 09:39:45 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 25, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
Deck the whores with boughs of horry, fa rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah!

ditto
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 25, 2011, 07:50:52 AM
Merry Christmas.  Fuck youse guys, every one.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Bort on December 25, 2011, 09:55:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 25, 2011, 07:50:52 AM
Merry Christmas.  Fuck youse guys, every one.

Same to you, you Glaswegian prick. Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 25, 2011, 05:49:41 PM
Merry Christmas, errbody.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on December 25, 2011, 06:33:25 PM
Wow, Santa brought me Malört and the Steve Austin Christmas Carol. Treasure the perceived world.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: thehawk on December 25, 2011, 09:33:17 PM
Hope y'all had a great Christmas, enjoy Monday off. And Chuck, hope the lo mein was good.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 25, 2011, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: thehawk on December 25, 2011, 09:33:17 PM
Hope y'all had a great Christmas, enjoy Monday off. And Chuck, hope the lo mein was good.

We had Thai.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 25, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
We had both shrimp and chicken lo-main orders. And we had it in a casino in Palm Springs.

I feel older than Stew.

Happy happy / merry merry to all of you goofs.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 26, 2011, 10:05:33 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 25, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
We had both shrimp and chicken lo-main orders. And we had it in a casino in Palm Springs.

I feel older than Stew.

Happy happy / merry merry to all of you goofs.

If I had known that you were going I would have lent you my white belt and shoes.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 27, 2011, 08:05:59 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 26, 2011, 10:05:33 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 25, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
We had both shrimp and chicken lo-main orders. And we had it in a casino in Palm Springs.

I feel older than Stew.

Happy happy / merry merry to all of you goofs.

If I had known that you were going I would have lent you my white belt and shoes.

You act as if Chuck didn't already do the Full Tarlek.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Internet Apex on December 28, 2011, 12:32:52 PM
I'm having a really amazing Christmas.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 28, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 28, 2011, 12:32:52 PM
I'm having a really amazing Christmas.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: morpheus on December 28, 2011, 06:02:00 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 28, 2011, 12:32:52 PM
I'm having a really amazing Christmas.

Me too.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 28, 2011, 07:33:47 PM
WTF?! I wanted an iPhone!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwwWqRV2RsI)
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 28, 2011, 07:48:51 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 28, 2011, 07:33:47 PM
WTF?! I wanted an iPhone!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwwWqRV2RsI)

Thanks for making me hate everything, you stupid kids.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: SKO on December 29, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
I got a Kindle. Grant's Memoirs were public domain, along with Thucydides, Herodotus, Tacitus, Arrian, Suetonious, and Xenophon. So my Christmas was pretty good.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 30, 2011, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 28, 2011, 07:33:47 PM
WTF?! I wanted an iPhone!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwwWqRV2RsI)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-didnt-get-what-they-wanted-for-christm
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 30, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 29, 2011, 09:09:53 AM
I got a Kindle. Grant's Memoirs were public domain, along with Thucydides, Herodotus, Tacitus, Arrian, Suetonious, and Xenophon. So my Christmas was pretty good.

Reading Kindle or tablet Kindle?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 19, 2012, 08:26:38 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/287zz4p.jpg)
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 24, 2012, 08:22:22 PM
Why does Frank Capra hate America?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 25, 2012, 11:52:04 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 24, 2012, 08:22:22 PM
Why does Frank Capra hate America?

Mr. Potter and Ebenezer Scrooge are just misunderstood cheddar stackers.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 25, 2012, 02:26:43 PM
Merry Christmas all!

(http://i.imgur.com/b8PW4.gif)
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 25, 2013, 12:10:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6zoKhrA.jpg)

Ho, ho, ho.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: ChuckD on December 25, 2013, 04:01:57 AM
Meryy Christmas, everybody. Even you, stupid, fat ass.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 25, 2013, 10:46:49 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 25, 2013, 04:01:57 AM
Meryy Christmas, everybody. Even you, stupid, fat ass.

My RSS just went off.  Merry christmas!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 25, 2013, 04:10:47 PM

Merry Christmas ya bunch of lousy crumb-bums.

Time for half in the bag flannj to set fire to his deck.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Bort on December 25, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 25, 2013, 04:10:47 PM

Merry Christmas ya bunch of lousy crumb-bums.

Time for half in the bag flannj to set fire to his deck.

I read that twice before I realized you said deck.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 25, 2013, 10:38:41 PM
Merry Christmas, Desipio.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: InternetApex on December 26, 2013, 11:19:04 PM
Happy Boxing Day, ogdens.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 27, 2013, 08:48:53 AM

There's gotta be one Orthodox person on this site waiting for Little Christmas, right?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 27, 2013, 02:00:23 PM
And for the rest of us...FESTIVUS
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 25, 2014, 01:20:38 PM
Merry Christmas, Desipio. Go Cubs.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: ChuckD on December 25, 2014, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 25, 2014, 01:20:38 PM
Merry Christmas, Desipio. Go Cubs.

I thing your 11 days late.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: PenFoe on December 23, 2015, 01:31:20 PM
A tad early, I guess.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/b5/d8/29b5d860edacfd6104f7ca0b70c5bd61.jpg)
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 23, 2015, 01:59:58 PM
(http://www.danburymint.com/secure/Content/ImagesProducts/e8ca2d58-ba29-4946-aa22-3984dbc8140c.jpg)
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 24, 2015, 12:35:47 PM
DPD.

Seriously, I hope everyone has a Cool Yule and a Frantic First.

And my wish for everyone here is 8 more wins in 2016.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 24, 2015, 12:49:31 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 24, 2015, 12:35:47 PM
DPD.

Seriously, I hope everyone has a Cool Yule and a Frantic First.

And my wish for everyone here is 8 more wins in 2016.
Bears winning 13 would be nice.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 25, 2015, 08:27:03 PM
Merry Christmas you jamokes.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 26, 2015, 01:34:16 AM

I think Christmas should be on Friday every year.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 23, 2016, 02:40:19 PM
As Christmukkah aligns perfectly this year, a very Happy Merry to all you Morans out there. 2016 may have been a royal fuckfest, but 114 of those days, capped on November 2nd, were pretty good.

Best to all of you.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: ChuckD on December 23, 2016, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 24, 2015, 12:35:47 PM
DPD.

Seriously, I hope everyone has a Cool Yule and a Frantic First.

And my wish for everyone here is 8 more wins in 2016.

Thank Christ for the Cubs who ignored Fork and got us all 9 more wins.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: ChuckD on December 23, 2016, 04:56:45 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 23, 2016, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 24, 2015, 12:35:47 PM
DPD.

Seriously, I hope everyone has a Cool Yule and a Frantic First.

And my wish for everyone here is 8 more wins in 2016.

Thank Christ for the Cubs who ignored Fork and got us all 9 more wins.

Wait. I'm HelloWorld'd. 13 wins. They got 13 more wins.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 24, 2016, 12:40:05 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 23, 2016, 04:56:45 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 23, 2016, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 24, 2015, 12:35:47 PM
DPD.

Seriously, I hope everyone has a Cool Yule and a Frantic First.

And my wish for everyone here is 8 more wins in 2016.

Thank Christ for the Cubs who ignored Fork and got us all 9 more wins.

Wait. I'm HelloWorld'd. 13 wins. They got 13 more wins.
All of the media that comment about what a terrible year 2016 has been obviously don't identify with Cub fans.  But maybe the media  include the 2016 baseball season as one of the travesties that occurred  this year.
Grammar police.  I need help with one of those sentences
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Canadouche on December 24, 2016, 01:06:16 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

I did choose my profession after careful consideration. But I don't think teachers would last long in the profession without the vacation time. You get burned out.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on December 25, 2016, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 23, 2016, 02:40:19 PM
As Christmukkah aligns perfectly this year, a very Happy Merry to all you Morans out there.

Hey, I get both, as I've been given shelter by Jews.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 26, 2016, 12:07:29 AM
I asked Santa to send a copy of Alvin's book to Huey.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 26, 2016, 01:18:02 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 26, 2016, 12:07:29 AM
I asked Santa to send a copy of Alvin's book to Huey.

Eagerly awaiting the review!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China? 
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 01:07:28 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.
Hmmm.  Alright. 
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Maybe you could use one of your 157 vacation days to take a day off.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Well, he's a dick.

Also, I saw that on the wikis, so it's true, that in modern times, it refers to boxing up things to take back to stores.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Maybe you could use one of your 157 vacation days to take a day off.

I don't have any vacation.  I do, however, have plenty of holiday.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Canadouche on December 27, 2016, 06:07:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Well, he's a dick.

Also, I saw that on the wikis, so it's true, that in modern times, it refers to boxing up things to take back to stores.

Having lived here since 2004, my understanding is that it's the day you throw out all your empty boxes from Christmas. That's my wife's concept as well, and she's native. But I think the real "purpose" of the holiday is to have one more big sale day -- particularly because Black Friday wasn't always observed in Canada the way it is in the States (due to our Thanksgiving taking place in early Oct). Of course, nowadays, Black Friday sales occur in Canada and Boxing Day sales occur in the States. Any excuse to drive consumerism, I guess.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 27, 2016, 11:23:11 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 04:09:32 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Maybe you could use one of your 157 vacation days to take a day off.

I don't have any vacation.  I do, however, have plenty of holiday.

Sounds like a whole bunch of commie socialism if you ask me. #MAGA
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 28, 2016, 12:39:03 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 27, 2016, 06:07:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Well, he's a dick.

Also, I saw that on the wikis, so it's true, that in modern times, it refers to boxing up things to take back to stores.

Having lived here since 2004, my understanding is that it's the day you throw out all your empty boxes from Christmas. That's my wife's concept as well, and she's native. But I think the real "purpose" of the holiday is to have one more big sale day -- particularly because Black Friday wasn't always observed in Canada the way it is in the States (due to our Thanksgiving taking place in early Oct). Of course, nowadays, Black Friday sales occur in Canada and Boxing Day sales occur in the States. Any excuse to drive consumerism, I guess.
I get the distinct feeling that none of us knows what Boxing Day is.  But I can explain Hanukkah.  It is a minor holiday derived from an event that has morphed into a miracle.  God made one day's worth of oil last for eight days so that a group of Jewish thugs called the Macabees could clean up the Temple after chasing some Greek thugs away from it.  In my opinion that was a pretty weak miracle compared to the parting of the Red Sea.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 28, 2016, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2016, 12:39:03 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 27, 2016, 06:07:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Well, he's a dick.

Also, I saw that on the wikis, so it's true, that in modern times, it refers to boxing up things to take back to stores.

Having lived here since 2004, my understanding is that it's the day you throw out all your empty boxes from Christmas. That's my wife's concept as well, and she's native. But I think the real "purpose" of the holiday is to have one more big sale day -- particularly because Black Friday wasn't always observed in Canada the way it is in the States (due to our Thanksgiving taking place in early Oct). Of course, nowadays, Black Friday sales occur in Canada and Boxing Day sales occur in the States. Any excuse to drive consumerism, I guess.
I get the distinct feeling that none of us knows what Boxing Day is.  But I can explain Hanukkah.  It is a minor holiday derived from an event that has morphed into a miracle.  God made one day's worth of oil last for eight days so that a group of Jewish thugs called the Macabees could clean up the Temple after chasing some Greek thugs away from it.  In my opinion that was a pretty weak miracle compared to the parting of the Red Sea.

(http://www.cheshirelife.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1623282!/image/183511801.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/183511801.jpg) ?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on December 28, 2016, 12:54:40 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 28, 2016, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 28, 2016, 12:39:03 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 27, 2016, 06:07:50 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 04:15:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 27, 2016, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on December 27, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2016, 12:14:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 27, 2016, 08:40:01 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on December 23, 2016, 07:49:25 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 23, 2016, 07:28:55 PM
I had to work until today, two days before Christmas, in a school of 370 children. Two days until Christmas. It should be illegal.

Just gonna softball that in for the "it really must suck not having to go to work during the summer" jokes, huh?

Apparently, today is a holiday in Canadia.
Would someone explain to me what the hell is "Boxing Day"?  Is it a sporting event?  Does it have to do with turmoil in China?  

At least as it was explained to me once, they take a day to box up all their Christmas schwag.

I'm not even joking.  This makes for a fucking holiday.

That's exactly right. I had a Brit explain it to me on Friday

That Brit was explaining an urban myth to you.  A Christmas box is something which you give to your postman, paper boy, bin man, cleaner, gardener and so on, although these days it almost invariably just means cash.  It was traditionally given on the day after Christmas Day, which thus became known as Boxing Day.

The only reason today was a holiday in Canada and the UK, though, was that Christmas Day fell on a Sunday this year, and so a day off in lieu is given at the earliest following opportunity - i.e. the 27th.  In fact, Boxing Day, and the associated day off, was yesterday.

In Germany, by the way, they get eleventy bajillion public holidays, and if they happen to fall on a weekend, tough shit, you lose them.  In the Netherlands, we get very few public holidays and yet if they happen to fall on a weekend, even tougher shit, you still lose them.

Well, he's a dick.

Also, I saw that on the wikis, so it's true, that in modern times, it refers to boxing up things to take back to stores.

Having lived here since 2004, my understanding is that it's the day you throw out all your empty boxes from Christmas. That's my wife's concept as well, and she's native. But I think the real "purpose" of the holiday is to have one more big sale day -- particularly because Black Friday wasn't always observed in Canada the way it is in the States (due to our Thanksgiving taking place in early Oct). Of course, nowadays, Black Friday sales occur in Canada and Boxing Day sales occur in the States. Any excuse to drive consumerism, I guess.
I get the distinct feeling that none of us knows what Boxing Day is.  But I can explain Hanukkah.  It is a minor holiday derived from an event that has morphed into a miracle.  God made one day's worth of oil last for eight days so that a group of Jewish thugs called the Macabees could clean up the Temple after chasing some Greek thugs away from it.  In my opinion that was a pretty weak miracle compared to the parting of the Red Sea.

(http://www.cheshirelife.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.1623282!/image/183511801.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/183511801.jpg) ?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 28, 2016, 01:07:20 PM
Those moptop mofo's just SCREAM "thugs"
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tonker on November 25, 2017, 07:36:37 AM
I popped in here for a second and I cannot leave.  You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron), I check Desipio everyday.  Merry Christmas Thanksgiving, thanks for fixing it.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on November 25, 2017, 09:51:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 25, 2017, 07:36:37 AM
I popped in here for a second and I cannot leave.  You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron), I check Desipio everyday.  Merry Christmas Thanksgiving, thanks for fixing it.
I forgot to wish everyone a Happy Guy Fawkes Day.  BELATED HAPPY GUY FAWKES DAY!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on November 27, 2017, 07:28:41 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 25, 2017, 07:36:37 AM
I popped in here for a second and I cannot leave.  You make me laugh, you make me thing (very rarely your wron), I check Desipio everyday.  Merry Christmas Thanksgiving, thanks for fixing it.

The fix for the orange links has been PM'd, by the way. I hate to imagine what the Lost at Sea post looks like, though.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Yeti on November 28, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/frBhtx3.jpg)

At 25% zoom
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 29, 2017, 08:49:41 AM
Quote from: Yeti on November 28, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/frBhtx3.jpg)

At 25% zoom

Is this what a Ratto cyclone looks like?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on November 29, 2017, 01:47:50 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on November 29, 2017, 08:49:41 AM
Quote from: Yeti on November 28, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/frBhtx3.jpg)

At 25% zoom

Is this what a Ratto cyclone looks like?
It is a spectacular work of modern art.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 25, 2017, 08:19:24 AM
Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Simmer on December 25, 2017, 02:33:26 PM
Merry Christmas to the lot o' ya!  I miss you all.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 25, 2017, 04:37:45 PM
Made my own Chinese this year.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

So nice we're allowed to say that again.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Bort on December 25, 2017, 05:05:03 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 25, 2017, 04:37:45 PM
Made my own Chinese this year.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

So nice we're allowed to say that again.

Actually, I think *you* aren't, if I know Trump.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 25, 2017, 06:01:06 PM
Merry Christmas, Morans.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Canadouche on December 26, 2017, 08:23:15 AM
Happy Holidays, friends! May your religion-appropriate Holiday Apparatus be filled to the brim with presents, that is, unless your beliefs (or lack thereof) prohibit such a display!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 27, 2017, 08:27:32 AM
I'm two days late.

Fuck alla youse.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 27, 2017, 10:00:02 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 25, 2017, 06:01:06 PM
Merry Christmas, Morans.

Go USA
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Yeti on December 27, 2017, 11:15:26 AM
Quote from: Simmer on December 25, 2017, 02:33:26 PM
Merry Christmas to the lot o' ya!  I miss you all.

SIMMER!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: SKO on December 27, 2017, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: Simmer on December 25, 2017, 02:33:26 PM
Merry Christmas to the lot o' ya!  I miss you all.

Good to see you again, friend. never change the 2010 Cubs Record in your signature, please. We must Never Forget.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 27, 2017, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: Simmer on December 25, 2017, 02:33:26 PM
Merry Christmas to the lot o' ya!  I miss you all.

If this shit-for-brains site had a "like" button, I'd be all over it.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on December 30, 2017, 12:10:18 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on December 27, 2017, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: Simmer on December 25, 2017, 02:33:26 PM
Merry Christmas to the lot o' ya!  I miss you all.

If this shit-for-brains site had a "like" button, I'd be all over it.

Who is RedBeard?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Yeti on December 25, 2018, 10:50:25 AM
Meryy Christmas.

Now turn in your deadpools
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Canadouche on December 25, 2018, 11:19:55 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 25, 2018, 10:50:25 AM
Meryy Christmas.

Now turn in your deadpools

If I wanted to get in on that, could someone help me out?
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: flannj on December 25, 2018, 02:26:19 PM

I should weigh 300 pounds.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 25, 2018, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 25, 2018, 02:26:19 PM

I should weigh 300 pounds.

You will never guess what my annual New Year's resolution is.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Yeti on December 26, 2018, 06:45:59 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on December 25, 2018, 11:19:55 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 25, 2018, 10:50:25 AM
Meryy Christmas.

Now turn in your deadpools

If I wanted to get in on that, could someone help me out?

Where to submit: http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=9378.msg317046#msg317046

Rules and scoring: http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8319.msg262798#msg262798
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on December 24, 2019, 05:53:46 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 25, 2018, 10:50:25 AM
Meryy Christmas.

Now turn in your deadpools

Ho, Ho, fucking Ho.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Andy on December 27, 2019, 09:04:50 PM
test
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 02, 2020, 02:52:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 27, 2019, 09:04:50 PM
test

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Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on January 02, 2020, 04:11:01 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on January 02, 2020, 02:52:13 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 27, 2019, 09:04:50 PM
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Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Wheezer on December 26, 2020, 06:01:38 PM
Hapyy Boxing Day, Andy.
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on December 25, 2022, 03:58:09 PM
Meryy Christmas, Morans!
Title: Re: Meryy Christmas Andy
Post by: CBStew on December 30, 2022, 08:13:59 PM
...and a happy new  year.