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Title: Dexter
Post by: Grandmaster Wang on September 06, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
(WTF is up with searching Boobtube and finding no Dexter thread?)

I don't have Showtime, but I just Netflixed season 1 and I have been unable to stop at less than four episodes at a sitting. This show is a Black Angus Ribeye wrapped in a Kobe Filet Strip wrapped in bacon and rolled into two spheres, floating in a bucket of Pickapeppa. I love everything about this show, right down to the opening credits, which I don't even fast-forward through even though it's on DVD.

Michael C. Hall is the absolute balls as Dexter. He absolutely nails it from start to finish.

Julie Benz is smokin'.

(http://www.nndb.com/people/975/000044843/julie-benz-sized.jpg)

The premise is about as unique as it gets. The cinematography is outstanding and unique. The supporting cast is great. James Remar! The writing is fantastic. I can't remember the last time I was so instantly hooked by a show.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: The Ghost of Desipio Past on September 06, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
I've been a fan of Julie Benz since the Buffy/Angel days.  She was even hotter back then.  Dexter is a very good watch.  The sister bugs me a bit, but I'll keep watching until she figures out he's a killer and he allows her to bring him in.....
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: cubbiebluestew on September 06, 2007, 01:19:46 PM
I am told that Michael Hall is not gay.  However, I can't separate him from his role in "Six Feet Under", and therefore I see Dexter as being gay.  Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I don't think that was the intent of the creator of the show.  So I see the show diffently from the way that people who are not familiar with Hall's character in "Six Feet Under".  If he is gay that puts what is going on in a whole different dimension
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky+ on June 10, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
So this is the thread I could find. I think ChuckD's was Rattoed.

Anyway, I finally started watching this one On Demand. It's as good as they all say it is. I'm at the one where they think they have the Ice Truck Killler, but AHA!

Season 3 starts around September 30th.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Al Yellon on June 10, 2008, 10:33:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 10, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
So this is the thread I could find. I think ChuckD's was Rattoed.

Anyway, I finally started watching this one On Demand. It's as good as they all say it is. I'm at the one where they think they have the Ice Truck Killler, but AHA!

Season 3 starts around September 30th.


Fuckin' A
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Neifilicious on July 29, 2008, 05:29:22 AM
Holy.  Fucking.  Shit.

INCREDIBLE.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Poon on September 06, 2008, 12:38:16 AM
Just watched the first episode of season 3.  Sets up some new characters an the seasons' story arc well.  Semi big celebrity taking a big role in the new season too.  They could have gotten someone better, but anyone is better than Doakes.  The ending of the episode....kickass.

(http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dexters1p5.jpg)
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Al Yellon on September 06, 2008, 07:46:23 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 06, 2008, 12:38:16 AM
Just watched the first episode of season 3.  Sets up some new characters an the seasons' story arc well.  Semi big celebrity taking a big role in the new season too.  They could have gotten someone better, but anyone is better than Doakes.  The ending of the episode....kickass.

(http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dexters1p5.jpg)

I watched the episode last night too. And fuck you, Doakes was awesome.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Poon on September 06, 2008, 10:33:37 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 06, 2008, 07:46:23 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 06, 2008, 12:38:16 AM
Just watched the first episode of season 3.  Sets up some new characters an the seasons' story arc well.  Semi big celebrity taking a big role in the new season too.  They could have gotten someone better, but anyone is better than Doakes.  The ending of the episode....kickass.

(http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dexters1p5.jpg)

I watched the episode last night too. And fuck you, Doakes was awesome.

Doakes sucked!
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Al Yellon on September 06, 2008, 10:43:48 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 06, 2008, 10:33:37 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 06, 2008, 07:46:23 AM
Quote from: Poon on September 06, 2008, 12:38:16 AM
Just watched the first episode of season 3.  Sets up some new characters an the seasons' story arc well.  Semi big celebrity taking a big role in the new season too.  They could have gotten someone better, but anyone is better than Doakes.  The ending of the episode....kickass.

I watched the episode last night too. And fuck you, Doakes was awesome.

Doakes sucked!

Oh, I get it. When you say "sucked", you really mean he totally fucking ruled. Well, I agree.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: cc on November 17, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
This season is really hitting it's stride.  Next week looks fucking intense! 
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on November 17, 2008, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: cc on November 17, 2008, 03:32:16 PM
This season is really hitting it's stride.  Next week looks fucking intense! 

I could do with a little less of the Rita/Realtor/Baby Drama, but I otherwise agree that this season is pretty damn good. If this was on HBO it'd be huge.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: 5laky on November 23, 2008, 09:04:21 PM
Anyone still watching? This season is strange in its way of unfolding, but it's been excellent and tonight was the best one of the season.

Man, this show is good. Chuck D, get my back here.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 23, 2008, 09:04:21 PM
Anyone still watching? This season is strange in its way of unfolding, but it's been excellent and tonight was the best one of the season.

Man, this show is good. Chuck D, get my back here.

I haven't watched last night's episode, but I'm sure it's the tits. My KurtEvans and I have a friendly wager on whether Miguel is there to kill Ellen Wolf or to sex her up. Although, it dawned on me yesterday that because Dexter showed him the ropes, maybe he's going to kill her because he's been sexing her up and his wife got a little too suspicious. Unfortunately, if he does kill her, we'll never get to see her do some drunken scissoring with LaGuerta.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: 5laky on November 24, 2008, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 23, 2008, 09:04:21 PM
Anyone still watching? This season is strange in its way of unfolding, but it's been excellent and tonight was the best one of the season.

Man, this show is good. Chuck D, get my back here.

I haven't watched last night's episode, but I'm sure it's the tits. My KurtEvans and I have a friendly wager on whether Miguel is there to kill Ellen Wolf or to sex her up. Although, it dawned on me yesterday that because Dexter showed him the ropes, maybe he's going to kill her because he's been sexing her up and his wife got a little too suspicious. Unfortunately, if he does kill her, we'll never get to see her do some drunken scissoring with LaGuerta.

Damn it, I wanna tell you. At least you don't have to wait long to find out.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
Dexter's chair tossing, monitor smashing, lab destroying scene tonight? Fucking aces. I love this show.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: 5laky on November 30, 2008, 11:14:33 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
Dexter's chair tossing, monitor smashing, lab destroying scene tonight? Fucking aces. I love this show.

Oh fuck - it is on. Miguel? The Skinner?

Cuz this is REAL.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on December 01, 2008, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 30, 2008, 11:14:33 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
Dexter's chair tossing, monitor smashing, lab destroying scene tonight? Fucking aces. I love this show.

Oh fuck - it is on. Miguel? The Skinner?

Cuz this is REAL.

I read some speculation online regarding the end of last night's episode but I kind of wish I hadn't since it makes so much sense.

Dexter was grabbed by Masuka/Quinn and they're taking him to his bachelor party.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: 5laky on December 01, 2008, 10:33:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 01, 2008, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 30, 2008, 11:14:33 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
Dexter's chair tossing, monitor smashing, lab destroying scene tonight? Fucking aces. I love this show.

Oh fuck - it is on. Miguel? The Skinner?

Cuz this is REAL.

I read some speculation online regarding the end of last night's episode but I kind of wish I hadn't since it makes so much sense.

Dexter was grabbed by Masuka/Quinn and they're taking him to his bachelor party.

Oh my - that makes great sense. And it would have been a total shock if I wasn't so damn curious.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: De Jesus on December 02, 2008, 01:12:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 01, 2008, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: 5laky on November 30, 2008, 11:14:33 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 24, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
Dexter's chair tossing, monitor smashing, lab destroying scene tonight? Fucking aces. I love this show.

Oh fuck - it is on. Miguel? The Skinner?

Cuz this is REAL.

I read some speculation online regarding the end of last night's episode but I kind of wish I hadn't since it makes so much sense.

Dexter was grabbed by Masuka/Quinn and they're taking him to his bachelor party.
This is what I thought.  Otherwise, they'd have to end the show.  Miguel or King would have made sure he was unconscious, rather than just tossing him in the trunk without so much as a gag.  The only people who wouldn't care about noise would be his cop buddies.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: 5laky on December 08, 2008, 09:04:39 AM
Nice call Chuck D. Hasta luego Miguel.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 26, 2009, 11:13:46 AM
Now, I know I'm late to the party on this show (up to Season 3, Ep 7), but no discussion of Jaime Murray?

And, no.  I will not excuse her tits.
(http://www.thetvaddict.com/blogpics/dexters2d.jpg)
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on November 23, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
Alright, this season has been kind of dragging so far. The increased prominence of the Rita storyline seemed to pull the show away from what made it awesome through the first two seasons. But last night's episode was the best of this season and probably better than anything from last season, too. Lithgow has a gift for creepy-crazy, although I had been thinking that the reporter was the shooter for a few weeks now.

Shut up, you cunt.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on November 24, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
I thought the shooter was the son.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: BBM on November 24, 2009, 09:13:46 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 23, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
Alright, this season has been kind of dragging so far. The increased prominence of the Rita storyline seemed to pull the show away from what made it awesome through the first two seasons. But last night's episode was the best of this season and probably better than anything from last season, too. Lithgow has a gift for creepy-crazy, although I had been thinking that the reporter was the shooter for a few weeks now.

Shut up, you cunt.

Well he did fight the Sexual Tyrannosaurus that is Jesse Ventura in a pseudo gladiator duel whist in prison.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 07, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Still watching? Last night was excellent and the finale is going to be a real grape squeezer.

Lithgow continues the streak of having an awesome bad guy. He's incredible in this show.

Hello, Dexter Morgan.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 07, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Still watching? Last night was excellent and the finale is going to be a real grape squeezer.

It wasn't.  Thank god for Lithgow or the hour would have been a total waste.  Such a tripe reason for Rita to return home.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on December 14, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 07, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Still watching? Last night was excellent and the finale is going to be a real grape squeezer.

It wasn't.  Thank god for Lithgow or the hour would have been a total waste.  Such a tripe reason for Rita to return home.

The finale had me on the edge of my seat, as did the two previous episodes.  The final scene stunned me.  I expected the episode to drift into nothingness, or perhaps one of the subordinate characters discovering some fact that would threaten to expose Dexter.  (Such as Arthur's family seeing Dexter as a cop and not as Kyle).  But, wow.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 14, 2009, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 07, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Still watching? Last night was excellent and the finale is going to be a real grape squeezer.

It wasn't.  Thank god for Lithgow or the hour would have been a total waste.  Such a tripe reason for Rita to return home.

The finale had me on the edge of my seat, as did the two previous episodes.  The final scene stunned me.  I expected the episode to drift into nothingness, or perhaps one of the subordinate characters discovering some fact that would threaten to expose Dexter.  (Such as Arthur's family seeing Dexter as a cop and not as Kyle).  But, wow.

I'm with you Stew. Chuck and Weebs are the same person.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 10:05:34 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 07, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Still watching? Last night was excellent and the finale is going to be a real grape squeezer.

It wasn't.  Thank god for Lithgow or the hour would have been a total waste.  Such a tripe reason for Rita to return home.

The finale had me on the edge of my seat, as did the two previous episodes.  The final scene stunned me.  I expected the episode to drift into nothingness, or perhaps one of the subordinate characters discovering some fact that would threaten to expose Dexter.  (Such as Arthur's family seeing Dexter as a cop and not as Kyle).  But, wow.

I guess.  I was skimming Sepinwall's review last week and one of the commenters wondered if they were going to have the guts to do away with Rita.  Kinda had me looking for it.  Once I noticed that we saw very little of Lithgow, it was pretty obvious that they were purposely not showing what he was doing because he was doing something pretty vile.

The "Father has become the Son" part was a nice twist, but I didn't feel huge tension.  Speculative spoiler, I guess.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 14, 2009, 10:09:26 AM
It just gets me thinking about next season, and there is definitely going to be one. I had read that the writers were originally going to end with Dexter seeing a TV news story about a child murder and the end of the season would show him weighing meeting Rita for vacation vs. finding and killing the murderer. That would have sucked.

I think this is a great reset for the show. They can find a way to have someone care for the kids full time, because you know they're not going to go Mr. Mom with Dexter next season. Maybe he can return to being a full-time vigilante next season. Not to mention there's some sense of unfinished business between he and Quinn. Quinn is a dirty cop confirmed and yet they chose not to explore that any further.

I'm also hoping for a violent death for Angel and Maria's phony marriage.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 10:25:52 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 14, 2009, 10:09:26 AM
I'm also hoping for a violent death for Angel and Maria's phony marriage.

That's what I was hoping for, this time.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 14, 2009, 11:18:50 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 10:25:52 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 14, 2009, 10:09:26 AM
I'm also hoping for a violent death for Angel and Maria's phony marriage.

That's what I was hoping for, this time.

These are things that baffle me. The writers have to know that people hate this story. They also had to know that they had written Rita into being a total bitch. Not only that but she was mentally unstable. Always convincing herself that Dexter was a hero and a great guy. I think deep down she knew Dexter was fucked in the head but she wouldn't let herself believe it. When she told him she knows him better than he knows himself, I groaned.

She's better off dead.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on December 14, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 10:05:34 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 14, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 14, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on December 07, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Still watching? Last night was excellent and the finale is going to be a real grape squeezer.

It wasn't.  Thank god for Lithgow or the hour would have been a total waste.  Such a tripe reason for Rita to return home.

The finale had me on the edge of my seat, as did the two previous episodes.  The final scene stunned me.  I expected the episode to drift into nothingness, or perhaps one of the subordinate characters discovering some fact that would threaten to expose Dexter.  (Such as Arthur's family seeing Dexter as a cop and not as Kyle).  But, wow.

I guess.  I was skimming Sepinwall's review last week and one of the commenters wondered if they were going to have the guts to do away with Rita.  Kinda had me looking for it.  Once I noticed that we saw very little of Lithgow, it was pretty obvious that they were purposely not showing what he was doing because he was doing something pretty vile.

The "Father has become the Son" part was a nice twist, but I didn't feel huge tension.  Speculative spoiler, I guess.

EVERYONE LOOK AT CHUCK. CHUCK FIGURED IT OUT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CHUCK!

Seriously, I loved the ending. FYC.

But I don't expect him the Quinn plot to move forward. Dexter only goes after the really "evil" types. Corrupt police needn't be dealt with through "the code."
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on September 27, 2010, 09:51:00 AM
Good lord. Anyone watch? This is going to be a fucked up season.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 27, 2010, 01:24:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 27, 2010, 09:51:00 AM
Good lord. Anyone watch? This is going to be a fucked up season.

I honestly have no idea where they're going with this.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 27, 2010, 01:24:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 27, 2010, 09:51:00 AM
Good lord. Anyone watch? This is going to be a fucked up season.

I honestly have no idea where they're going with this.

I think they just established a direction for the season. Holy lord.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on December 06, 2010, 09:53:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 11, 2010, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 27, 2010, 01:24:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 27, 2010, 09:51:00 AM
Good lord. Anyone watch? This is going to be a fucked up season.

I honestly have no idea where they're going with this.

I think they just established a direction for the season. Holy lord.

The season finale is next week.  The walls seem to be closing in.  Bizarre to be rooting for a serial killer.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on October 08, 2012, 09:37:51 AM
Bump.   
His sister has discovered his secret.
I am not sure that I like the development.   They are either going to wrap the series up or her days are numbered.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 08, 2012, 09:46:38 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 08, 2012, 09:37:51 AM
Bump.   
His sister has discovered his secret.
I am not sure that I like the development.   They are either going to wrap the series up or her days are numbered.

They got divorced in real life.  Hall could easily have her killed off.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on October 08, 2012, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 08, 2012, 09:37:51 AM
Bump.   
His sister has discovered his secret.
I am not sure that I like the development.   They are either going to wrap the series up or her days are numbered.

This season is at least interesting so far.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: morpheus on November 14, 2012, 11:00:54 AM
Yvonne Strahovski is attractive. Still, there's roughly a 100% probability that Dexter (or his sister... hmmmm.... ) kills her off.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on November 14, 2012, 11:02:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 14, 2012, 11:00:54 AM
Yvonne Strahovski is attractive. Still, there's roughly a 100% probability that Dexter (or his sister... hmmmm.... ) kills her off.

And since we only got sideboob she's definitely not going full frontal which sucks.

But yeah I think Deb kills her and gets a taste for it.

I also think Quinn is going to get Angel killed ONE DAY BEFORE RETIREMENT!
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on November 14, 2012, 12:05:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2012, 11:02:47 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 14, 2012, 11:00:54 AM
Yvonne Strahovski is attractive. Still, there's roughly a 100% probability that Dexter (or his sister... hmmmm.... ) kills her off.

And since we only got sideboob she's definitely not going full frontal which sucks.

But yeah I think Deb kills her and gets a taste for it.

I also think Quinn is going to get Angel killed ONE DAY BEFORE RETIREMENT!

How about she kills Deb, so Dexter has to kill her?  That takes the two people who know Dexter's secret out of the story.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: BH on November 19, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Who guessed incest?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
Quote from: BH on November 19, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Who guessed incest?

Technically not.

Anyway it's pretty obvious that Hannah is going to kill Laguerta to save Dexter so he can have the 'normal' life that she wishes she could but can't ever have.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
Quote from: BH on November 19, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Who guessed incest?

Technically not.



Yeah.  They aren't going to cross that line.  Glorifying murder is one thing, but sex between brother and sister? 
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
Quote from: BH on November 19, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Who guessed incest?

Technically not.



Yeah.  They aren't going to cross that line.  Glorifying murder is one thing, but sex between brother and sister? 

They're not actually related.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 05:02:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
Quote from: BH on November 19, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Who guessed incest?

Technically not.



Yeah.  They aren't going to cross that line.  Glorifying murder is one thing, but sex between brother and sister? 

They're not actually related.

I guess that I missed the episode(s) expaining that. 
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 07:05:17 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 05:02:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 19, 2012, 11:37:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 19, 2012, 11:23:33 AM
Quote from: BH on November 19, 2012, 09:09:40 AM
Who guessed incest?

Technically not.



Yeah.  They aren't going to cross that line.  Glorifying murder is one thing, but sex between brother and sister? 

They're not actually related.

I guess that I missed the episode(s) expaining that. 

Deb's dad found Dexter in a box where his mom was slaughtered in front of him. Good times.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:33:29 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

Or deep fried Snickers wrapped in bacon?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: CBStew on November 27, 2012, 09:33:29 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

Or deep fried Snickers wrapped in bacon?

No one lives long enough on Dexter to die of heart disease.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

oh shit dude. I didn't even consider that. Very nice.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on November 27, 2012, 09:17:16 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 10:39:04 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

oh shit dude. I didn't even consider that. Very nice.

Since we're making predictions, I'll take "LaGuerta scissors Hannah to death, Dexter offs LaGuerta, and then Deb takes out Dexter with a murder-suicide in front of Cody and Astor."
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on December 10, 2012, 11:27:20 AM
After I predicted a mindbending season climax for Boardwalk Empire, only to be disappointed, I am reluctant to go out on a limb for the season (series?) climax next week for Dexter, but here goes.  In the previews he is doing a perp walk in handcuffs.  Can this be it for our favorite serial killer?  Can our hero be going out with a whimper and not the victim of his Lucretia Borgia-like mistress or a table turning would be victim?  If he is arrested what will be the source of his undoing?  How many cliff hangers can he survive?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 11, 2012, 11:23:25 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 10, 2012, 11:27:20 AM
After I predicted a mindbending season climax for Boardwalk Empire, only to be disappointed, I am reluctant to go out on a limb for the season (series?) climax next week for Dexter, but here goes.  In the previews he is doing a perp walk in handcuffs.  Can this be it for our favorite serial killer?  Can our hero be going out with a whimper and not the victim of his Lucretia Borgia-like mistress or a table turning would be victim?  If he is arrested what will be the source of his undoing?  How many cliff hangers can he survive?

Yeah next season is going to be his trial. The whole season.

Or Doakes has a twin brother SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

We have a winner!
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 17, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

We have a winner!

Hedger!

Yeah I guess I thought Hannah's arc would be wrapped up but apparently she's going to be a factor in season whatever the fuck. Good episode from an entertainment value but this show has more plot holes than anything I can recall.

Deb called dispatch to track Laguerta's car. Deb and Dexter don't have an alibi for the time of death if they did the whole set up that Dexter was planning before Deb walked in and ruined it. If they chopped up both bodies then they will be able to figure out the time Laguerta went missing and that Deb and Dex were nowhere to be found. And that Deb knew where Laguerta was because of the dispatch call.

It's beyond stupid how they're supposed to get away with this. That is unless they don't get away with it. I guess that's what we're going to find out.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: morpheus on December 17, 2012, 04:32:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2012, 11:23:25 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 10, 2012, 11:27:20 AM
After I predicted a mindbending season climax for Boardwalk Empire, only to be disappointed, I am reluctant to go out on a limb for the season (series?) climax next week for Dexter, but here goes.  In the previews he is doing a perp walk in handcuffs.  Can this be it for our favorite serial killer?  Can our hero be going out with a whimper and not the victim of his Lucretia Borgia-like mistress or a table turning would be victim?  If he is arrested what will be the source of his undoing?  How many cliff hangers can he survive?

Yeah next season is going to be his trial. The whole season.

Or Doakes has a twin brother SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

The Doakes flashbacks made me realize how much I missed him as a character on this show.  He was incredible.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: morpheus on December 17, 2012, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

We have a winner!

Hedger!

Yeah I guess I thought Hannah's arc would be wrapped up but apparently she's going to be a factor in season whatever the fuck. Good episode from an entertainment value but this show has more plot holes than anything I can recall.

Deb called dispatch to track Laguerta's car. Deb and Dexter don't have an alibi for the time of death if they did the whole set up that Dexter was planning before Deb walked in and ruined it. If they chopped up both bodies then they will be able to figure out the time Laguerta went missing and that Deb and Dex were nowhere to be found. And that Deb knew where Laguerta was because of the dispatch call.

It's beyond stupid how they're supposed to get away with this. That is unless they don't get away with it. I guess that's what we're going to find out.

DPD. Perhaps they will try to make the whole thing look like LaGuerta, in her zeal to prove Dexter the Bay Harbor Butcher, actually killed Estrada in the same manner as the Bay Harbor Butcher, drugged Dexter, then when Deb walked in and found LaGuerta about to kill Dexter she shot her?  And, Deb's call to dispatch could be her being worried about Dexter when he didn't show up at the party, and then having a hunch that LaGuerta was going to kill Dexter as part of her deranged plot?

Am I making any sense here?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 17, 2012, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

We have a winner!

Hedger!

Yeah I guess I thought Hannah's arc would be wrapped up but apparently she's going to be a factor in season whatever the fuck. Good episode from an entertainment value but this show has more plot holes than anything I can recall.

Deb called dispatch to track Laguerta's car. Deb and Dexter don't have an alibi for the time of death if they did the whole set up that Dexter was planning before Deb walked in and ruined it. If they chopped up both bodies then they will be able to figure out the time Laguerta went missing and that Deb and Dex were nowhere to be found. And that Deb knew where Laguerta was because of the dispatch call.

It's beyond stupid how they're supposed to get away with this. That is unless they don't get away with it. I guess that's what we're going to find out.

DPD. Perhaps they will try to make the whole thing look like LaGuerta, in her zeal to prove Dexter the Bay Harbor Butcher, actually killed Estrada in the same manner as the Bay Harbor Butcher, drugged Dexter, then when Deb walked in and found LaGuerta about to kill Dexter she shot her?  And, Deb's call to dispatch could be her being worried about Dexter when he didn't show up at the party, and then having a hunch that LaGuerta was going to kill Dexter as part of her deranged plot?

Am I making any sense here?

Dexter was planning on using LaGuerta's gun to fire a shot through the knife hole in Estrada, and then use Estrada's small caliber gun to kill LaGuerta.  In order to put the bullet in the path of the knife he would have to be rather close to Estrada's body.  How was he planning to avoid powder burns?  But a better question is what is he going to do about the fact that the bullet hole (and perhaps the bullet) in LaGuerta came from a Glock (or Sig Sauer, I am no expert)?
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: Slaky on December 17, 2012, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 17, 2012, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

We have a winner!

Hedger!

Yeah I guess I thought Hannah's arc would be wrapped up but apparently she's going to be a factor in season whatever the fuck. Good episode from an entertainment value but this show has more plot holes than anything I can recall.

Deb called dispatch to track Laguerta's car. Deb and Dexter don't have an alibi for the time of death if they did the whole set up that Dexter was planning before Deb walked in and ruined it. If they chopped up both bodies then they will be able to figure out the time Laguerta went missing and that Deb and Dex were nowhere to be found. And that Deb knew where Laguerta was because of the dispatch call.

It's beyond stupid how they're supposed to get away with this. That is unless they don't get away with it. I guess that's what we're going to find out.

DPD. Perhaps they will try to make the whole thing look like LaGuerta, in her zeal to prove Dexter the Bay Harbor Butcher, actually killed Estrada in the same manner as the Bay Harbor Butcher, drugged Dexter, then when Deb walked in and found LaGuerta about to kill Dexter she shot her?  And, Deb's call to dispatch could be her being worried about Dexter when he didn't show up at the party, and then having a hunch that LaGuerta was going to kill Dexter as part of her deranged plot?

Am I making any sense here?

Dexter was planning on using LaGuerta's gun to fire a shot through the knife hole in Estrada, and then use Estrada's small caliber gun to kill LaGuerta.  In order to put the bullet in the path of the knife he would have to be rather close to Estrada's body.  How was he planning to avoid powder burns?  But a better question is what is he going to do about the fact that the bullet hole (and perhaps the bullet) in LaGuerta came from a Glock (or Sig Sauer, I am no expert)?

Right. Deb shot her. So that plan is out the window. I think they chopped them both up. Had to.

And yeah Morph, you're thinking like the retarded writers of this show.
Title: Re: Dexter
Post by: ChuckD on December 17, 2012, 09:22:40 PM
Quote from: morpheus on December 17, 2012, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from: Slaky on December 17, 2012, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 17, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 27, 2012, 09:27:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 27, 2012, 09:25:08 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 26, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Does anyone doubt that LaGuerta is not long for this world?

I still think Hannah kills her.

Hannah?  Or Deb?

We have a winner!

Hedger!

Yeah I guess I thought Hannah's arc would be wrapped up but apparently she's going to be a factor in season whatever the fuck. Good episode from an entertainment value but this show has more plot holes than anything I can recall.

Deb called dispatch to track Laguerta's car. Deb and Dexter don't have an alibi for the time of death if they did the whole set up that Dexter was planning before Deb walked in and ruined it. If they chopped up both bodies then they will be able to figure out the time Laguerta went missing and that Deb and Dex were nowhere to be found. And that Deb knew where Laguerta was because of the dispatch call.

It's beyond stupid how they're supposed to get away with this. That is unless they don't get away with it. I guess that's what we're going to find out.

DPD. Perhaps they will try to make the whole thing look like LaGuerta, in her zeal to prove Dexter the Bay Harbor Butcher, actually killed Estrada in the same manner as the Bay Harbor Butcher, drugged Dexter, then when Deb walked in and found LaGuerta about to kill Dexter she shot her?  And, Deb's call to dispatch could be her being worried about Dexter when he didn't show up at the party, and then having a hunch that LaGuerta was going to kill Dexter as part of her deranged plot?

Am I making any sense here?

Yeah, but the last scene is Dexter and Deb walking back in to the party. So, after they off a police captain, they drive back to the party instead of calling it in? That said, Deb bearhugged LaGuerta after she shot her in the chest, so her dress has to have blood on it and neither she nor Dexter had changed clothes when they showed them walking back in.

I'm wondering how the writers are going to explain this one away.